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“1.327493 is the loneliest number. Technically.”

-Inglebert Thomas, Professor of Mathematics
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You will quit smoking, but only in hospital nurseries. One step at a time, baby. You will finally lose that unwanted 50 pounds, thanks to a fortuitous kidnapping. The bank won't be your only withdrawal this week, drugnuts. You will believe everything you read.


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