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Quote of the Day
“You can't tell me what to do. Unless I was already just about to do the thing you said. Then I'll do what you say, but not because you said to do it. Hold on; let me draw up a flow chart.”-Pistain Johnson
Fortune 500 Cookie
In retrospect, it was a mistake to name your jewelry store "Who Faahted?" Try learning a new song this week: Everybody's sick of the theme from Ice Pirates. You'll get lucky in the market this week: all your stocks will plummet, but you're going to get laid by a butcher. This week's lucky terms of endearment: Ninjatits, Daddy's Little Freebaser, Grape Ape, President Precious, Monsieur Brabuster.Try again later.
Most Troublesome Phrases for Adults Learning English
| 1. | Fuck, your mother! |
| 2. | I love hauling oats/I love Hall 'n Oates |
| 3. | I have subpoenas for your wife/I have some penis for your wife |
| 4. | The day goes by/The dagos buy |
| 5. | Each hit, they caught Zucker/Eat shit, gay cocksucker |
