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You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 4)
National film critic for Spineless Magazine Joel Dickman is America's most-quoted movie reviewer, and the commune thought we would share some of his best in this syndicated column! Here are some of Dickman's most famous reviews… Sucker...  (9/16/11)

Tom Cruise Loves That Woman!
Excerpts from the blog of movie enthusiast/Spineless Magazine reviewer Joel Dickman Who doesn't love Tom Cruise? The Chinese, maybe, and while I wouldn't put it past...  (7/18/05)

I Think This New Stacked Show's Gonna Be a Giant Tit!
America's favorite love-it-all reviewer from Spineless Magazine is branching out and trying his hand at the best new blog of the year! How's it going to turn out? Awesome-tastic! 1:21am - To Be Continued :Gotta go, I'm...  (6/13/05)

You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 3)
America's favorite love-it-all reviewer from Spineless Magazine has the scoop on this summer's hot-to-trot blockbusters… and we've got the scoop on Dickman! Actually, we just paid him a standard fee. He's previewed this year's big...  (5/9/05)

You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 2)
In this special edition, we corresponded with national film critic for Spineless Magazine Joel Dickman to get his take on the current crop of box office treats! Once again, we bring you the ceaseless praise of Joel Dickman… The...  (11/15/04)

You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 1)
National film critic for Spineless Magazine Joel Dickman is America's most-quoted movie reviewer, and the commune thought we would share some of his best in this syndicated column! Here are some of Dickman's most famous reviews… Saving...  (6/14/04)



Milestones
1992: Ramon Nootles is married in Las Vegas. It is not the last wedding for Nootles, nor his last in Las Vegas, nor his last making heavy use of alcohol and strippers.
Now Hiring
Hooker. Must pretend to be girlfriend while bosses are visiting. Live with handsome bachelor, no sex involved, go on crazy shopping expeditions with high potential for comedy. Should be capable of winning people over with down-to-earth personality. If successful, will go on to become full-time beard for obviously gay attractive man.
Most Misunderstood Nirvana Songs
1.Smells Like Clean Spearmint
2.Race Me
3.Come as You Barf
4.Small Pathologies
5.Harp-Shaped Fox