Welcome back, Raoul Dunkin!
We at the commune are thrilled to have you back on staff. And to show you how much
we’re thrilled, we invite you to select your own title from the list below!
And kids, or childish grown-ups, if you have any suggestions for a hot, hot
Raoul Dunkin title, e-mail us at staff@communeonline.com!
Rin Tin Tin Hindcleaner
Tree Sap
President, Zimbabwe Division of Loyal Jon Bon Jovi Fans
High-Maintenance Lawn Jockey
Burt Reynolds’ Jock Strap
Hall Monitor
Vice President
Latrine Archaeologist
Personal Assistant to Puppet Master
Inventor of Saucy Titles
Male Psychic Concubine
Blimp Landing Gear
Long Dong Silver
Official in Charge of Self-Touching Coverup
Rhinestone Cowboy
Colostomy Bag with Arms
Toilet Mint
Crank Dealer For the Nation's Elderly Poor
Marion Barry
Happy Felcher
Manchild Slurper
Ribbed For Her Pleasure
Seedy Part of Town
Abstract Barf
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
Charles Bronson Pinchot
Furets de Kilimanjaro
Fishing Lure Prototype
Round Robin Tournament of Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Christmas Without You Light Up My Life Sucks, Then You Die
Hernia Yanker
Teenybopper Fan
Shyster Lover
Middleclass Object of Resentment
Her Majesty’s Regret
Weenie Tracker
Skilless Pharmacist
Lord's Weight-Guesser
Spanker of Royal Monkey
Less-Than-Butch Butcher
Her Majesty’s Drag Queen
Royal Example
Jim J. Bullock of the Court
Long-Loved Prison Toy
Saluter of Those About to Rock
Shameless Urinary Infection
Trump Outhouse
Self-Kinged Peasant
Royal Navel-Wetter
Tub Warmer
Floor for “Stomp!”
Reminder of Evildoing
Man of Teal
Hellbounder
Neo-Lewdite
Scare Sheryl Crow
Queen’s Breast Lump
Laminated Mistake
Mocker of Fine Arts
Shits Ahoy!
Fallout Shelter Tester
Keeper of All That is Lame
Ass-Crack Measurer of the Land
International Incidenter
Baby Cub Bear Boxer
Covert Milksop
Defender of Hack
Foul Breath Judge
Staircase Bannister
TBS Programming Guide
Loophole Spackle
Female Ejaculate
Fickle Don Rickles Dick Tickler
Roseanne’s Stool
Practicing Pedophile
Wrong Way Sign on an Airplane Runway
Mediocre Handjobber
Buried Refuse
King’s Sham
Court Cockring
Jester Presser
Starry-Eyed Demon
Master of Brown-Baggin’-It
Chunky Bunkmate
The Unoiled Anus of God
Shitty Smurf
Muppet Puppet
Chowdermouth
Olympic Javelin Catcher
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Shallow Diver
President’s Asian Geisha Boy
Missionary Position
Official Middle Finger
President’s Bumper
Trusted Pete Best
Little Big Little Man
Official Self-Toucher
Les Miserable
Premiere Oxygen-Waster
John Holmes’ Towelboy
Ye Holder of the Royal Colostomy Bag
Timer of Royal Online Services
Loyal Shatner
Rank Pussywillow
Dick of State
Rustic Tattletale
“Shimmy” Specialist
Hollow Cookie
Tried-and-True Basketcase
President’s Sacklunch
Executive in Charge of Artificial Broad Daylight
Sharp Edge of A Sphere
Ocular Ringworm
Proud Mother of Three Healthy Rats
Regis Philbin’s Hair
Acme Product-Tester
Soiler of Shortpants
Egg Timer
Male Victim of Spouse Abuse
Lapdancer
Tampon Applicator
Femme Reporter
Bay City Roller
Curator of the Last Bottle of OK Soda
European XXX Double-Dick Buttfucking, Fisting and Bestiality
Romp in the Woods
Rick Schroeder Starring in Lonesome Dove II
Steamer of Wrinkled Genitalia
Token Minority of the KKK
Puke Wrestler
A Whisper in Your Colon
The Secret Gay Son of the Kennedys
Francis Ford Coppola’s Blackula
Der Untermensch
Suspicious Lisp
Faithful Pissant
Caller of Booty
Lone Mutineer
Caine Raiser
Bottleopener
King’s Whore
Dungeonmaster
Magic Gatherer
Packing Material to the Stars
Best Tambouriner in the Land
Alcoholic Morning Reminder
Coffin For a Better Soul
Crab Meeter
Subtle Police Academy Expert
Executive in Charge of Fucking it All Up
Master Paranthetical Commenter (You Know?)
Bitchslapee
Prancing Machine
Milk Skimmer
Syringe Needle Finder
Janitor’s Garbageman
Press This Secretary
Resident Buttface
Official Hanson Fan
Dew Lover
Master of Mousetraps
Ass-At-Arms
Protector of the Presidential Jewels
Bullet Taker
Friend to Snipers
Obscene Phone Call Answering Machine
Unabomber Addressee
Bobby Brady’s Little Brother
Starship Trooper Trainee
His Highness’s Crackbaby
Sir Shit-For-Brains
Manless Mansion
Fart Marker
Green Weenie
Governor of Oklahoma
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Executive in Charge of Shit/Shinola Distinguishing Committee
Fat Thigh Wrap
Thunderstrucker
Fart Taster
His Eminence, the Dope
Holder of No Diplomatic Immunity
Brash Stepladder
Imminent Asshole
Used Salad Scout
Teen Tart
Missing Link Stand-in
Royal Tease
Emmisary to the Dung Beetles
Race Car Bumper
Mr T’s Underarm Deodorant
Shit Sandwich
Arouser of Turkeys
Kris Kringle’s Crinkle
The Fruit of Martha Raye’s Buttocks
Nose-Hair Detangler
Lieutenant in Charge of Body Odor
Stuart Sutcliffe’s Bass
Unusually Pregnant Monkey
Food Tube
The Official Panty Liner of the ‘98 Winter Olympics
Richard Gere’s Gerbil Tester
The Dent in Mr. Scranton’s Favorite Chair
Akira Kurosawa’s Bran
Warped Snooze Button
The Green Testicle
Eater of Royal Scabs
Tackle Dummy
Garotte Necklace Wearer
Maker of Fine Cat’s Cradles
Slime Sucker
Saucer of Milk
Everpresent Harbinger of Doom
Fetish Expert
All Surgery “Before” Picture Example
Trusted Slinky
Shemp to the Gods
Holy Varmint
Canned Cheese Sucker
Tinier Tim
The Lactator
Weasley Trustbuster
Sunken Treasurer
Shadoe Stevens Preparer
Troubled Sod
Standup Dunston
Kibbles and Bitch
Hallowed Female-Player in Royal Players
Clownwipe
Office Sham
Court Jerkoff
Full-fledged “Dorkster”
Santa Faithhealer
Chanel Face
Random Butt Rabbit
Ceremonial Hack
Sadsack-At-Arms
Hamhocker
Nicely-Dressed Presidential Decoy
Screwball Extroidinaire
Trusted Fuck-up
Faithful Douche
Tongue Cyst of the Court
Arch-Crust
Sage of Bullocks
Royal Cockjockey
King’s Mailtester
Lampost
Official Bratwurst
Loyal Turd
Prince’s Klingon
Duke of Dingleberries
Proud Country Pothole
Kit Kat Snacker
Spit Receiver
Palace Limp-Dick
Broken Link in Chain of Command
Ambassador to Terrorists
Super Tumbleweed
Bodyslammer
Honorary Peon
Tub of Butter Left Out
Spank Rag of the Lord
Deviated Rectum
Cancer Pants
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