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Milestones2003: The infamous "Battle of the Bulge" breaks out at when office wench Ivana Folger-Balzac mistakes Ramrod Hurley's beerbelly for a birthing alien larvae and sets into the Acting-Editor with a can opener. The skirmish and resultant standoff lasts 18 hours and claims the lives of several Crochet! magazine staffers, for whom the commune observes a moment of near-silence.Now HiringSexecutioner. Why does everybody keep laughing when we say that? We need a dude who can kill some fucking people in an official capacity, okay? What's so funny about that? You guys are sick. Anyway, pay commensurate to experience. Must provide own mask, axe, electric chair, whatever floats your boat.Top 5 commune Features This Week| 1. | Choosing the Most Out-of-Date Pictures for Your Personal Ad | | 2. | Go Blind and Improve Your Piano Playing | | 3. | Toe Nails: America's Newest Tax Write-Off | | 4. | Uncle Macho's Something Dead Stew | | 5. | Salad Days: Three Days, 34 Trips Back to the Bar | |
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