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December 22, 2003 Shop Till You Drop
December 8, 2003 Sympathy for Devils
November 24, 2003 Oil to Iraq
November 10, 2003 The Media Filter
October 27, 2003 The Ghost of Gore
October 13, 2003 Telemarketing... Free Speech?!?
September 29, 2003 How I Won the War on Terror
September 15, 2003 President Unnamed Democrat
September 1, 2003 The Best Politicians Money Can Buy
August 18, 2003 My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding
August 4, 2003 War's Happening
July 21, 2003 The Big Liberia
July 7, 2003 Hillary Potter
June 23, 2003 Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
June 9, 2003 The Tax Cut
May 26, 2003 Safter with Nukes?
May 12, 2003 Deceit in China
April 28, 2003 Kerry's Flip-Flop
April 14, 2003 Bush Vs. the U.N.
March 31, 2003 GOP Rollback
March 17, 2003 Cloning Science
February 17, 2003 Israeli Politics
February 3, 2003 Anti-Drug Education
January 20, 2003 The Budget Surplus
January 6, 2003 |
Milestones1993: Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.Now HiringPatsy. Must be willing to take the fall for numerous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.Best Unreported News| 1. | President Bush Built from Japanese Parts | | 2. | Dale Earnhardt Fans Waiting Like Fanatics for His Return | | 3. | Lawrenceville, KS Shoney's Buffet Huge Fucking Rip-Off | | 4. | RuPaul All Man Underneath Dress | | 5. | Country of Chad Non-Existent, Just Some Joke by Guy Named Chad | |
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