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We all scream for iced tea
The Money Fly

December 22, 2003
Shop Till You Drop

December 8, 2003
Sympathy for Devils

November 24, 2003
Oil to Iraq

November 10, 2003
The Media Filter

October 27, 2003
The Ghost of Gore

October 13, 2003
Telemarketing... Free Speech?!?

September 29, 2003
How I Won the War on Terror

September 15, 2003
President Unnamed Democrat

September 1, 2003
The Best Politicians Money Can Buy

August 18, 2003
My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding

August 4, 2003
War's Happening

July 21, 2003
The Big Liberia

July 7, 2003
Hillary Potter

June 23, 2003
Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks

June 9, 2003
The Tax Cut

May 26, 2003
Safter with Nukes?

May 12, 2003
Deceit in China

April 28, 2003
Kerry's Flip-Flop

April 14, 2003
Bush Vs. the U.N.

March 31, 2003
GOP Rollback

March 17, 2003
Cloning Science

February 17, 2003
Israeli Politics

February 3, 2003
Anti-Drug Education

January 20, 2003
The Budget Surplus

January 6, 2003


Milestones
1853: The snorkel is invented, leading indirectly to the conception of commune reporter Lil Duncan several years later. STD specialists from the CDC would eventually send a robot back in time in an attempt to prevent this chain of events from occurring, but tragically this move caused the Short Circuit franchise of films in the 1980's instead.
Now Hiring
Midwife Crisis. Not entirely sure what this is, but the guys thought it would be funny. So… Hmm. Uh… well, if you have experience delivering babies in a dramatic and dangerous fashion, then I suppose you should dust off your résumé. No freaks please.
Least Anticipated New TV Series
1.CSI Iraq
2.The Farting Flannigans
3.JAG's Pal
4.The show where the former movie star washes up on a TV sitcom
5.The Following Friends Time-Slot Show