Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.Top Auto Crash Excuses
| 1. | Distracted by Butt-Rock |
| 2. | Cell Phone Tainted Brain Meat |
| 3. | Marbles on Road |
| 4. | AC Apparently Doesn't Mean "Autopilot Car" |
| 5. | Friggin' Daihatsu |
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