Milestones
1983: Reporter Raoul Dunkin begins down the long road of abandoning teams when things get rough, quitting a dodgeball match due to some minor bone fracturing.Now Hiring
You. Seeking dedicated, hard-working you of moderate intelligence to engage in commune reading, web-surfing, and other you-centered activities. Payment and benefits to be based on experience.Top 5 Concessions to Iran for Freeing British Prisoners
| 1. | Give Iranian cricket team real shot at the World Cup |
| 2. | Current prisoners traded for Ian MacKellen, who can hopefully deliver more convincing confession |
| 3. | Just one more season of Ricky Gervais' The Office |
| 4. | Three words: Spandau Ballet Reunion |
| 5. | Stab at pissing off the second-largest military force in the West before taking on the biggest not as successful as expected |
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