Milestones
1987: A practical joke backfires, resulting in Roland McShyster being put in charge of Orion Pictures.Now Hiring
Neighbor. Must be unpredictably silly and capable of conjuring up outlandish schemes week after week. Applicant will be judged based on appeal to uncreative mass audiences and spin-off potential. Non-white, homosexual a plus.Top Phrases Never Before Spoken
| 1. | Do these pants make my cock look too big? |
| 2. | That's one hot retard. |
| 3. | Sheboygan? That's my kinda town. |
| 4. | That movie would have been better with a lot more Ben Affleck. |
| 5. | Hot damn, airplane food! |
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