Quote of the Day
“Freedom is a fragile thing, and must be protected; however, it is nowhere near as fragile as my aunt's vase, so it seems a fair exchange to lock you in your room for two weeks, you little hooligan.”
-MomFortune 500 Cookie
More fruit, dammit!—more fruit, I say! Time to give up the blackmail scheme; there's no getting blood from a stone. Flush once for yes, twice for no. You'll bury all your old grudges this week, and grandpa—sorry, I suppose we could have let you know in a nicer way. Bad dog goes horrible dog this weekend.
Try again later.Least Effective SARS Protective Efforts
| 1. | Stop breathing |
| 2. | Fire handgun blindly at coughs |
| 3. | Smoking deceased SARS victims |
| 4. | Wave hand, say "Don't go in Toronto! Whew!" |
| 5. | Drinking imported Hong Kong bathwater |
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