Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.Now Hiring
Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.Women Other Than Christina Ricci We Want Chained to Our Radiator
| 1. | Original Wednesday Addams, Lisa Loring |
| 2. | Landlady—You spend the night there and tell me it's heating just fine |
| 3. | Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen (still count as one) |
| 4. | Diana Rigg, circa 1968; or now, what the hell |
| 5. | Anybody but that hippie chick protesting for radiator rights I got now |
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