Milestones
1983: Night Ranger releases seminal hit Sister Christian, inspiring the unfortunate tone-deaf singalong by Ivan Nacutchacokov that resulted in his lifetime Greyhound bus ban.Now Hiring
Cowboy Bebop. Not really sure what this is, to be honest, but Red Bagel telegrammed to demand we hire one. Two if they come in a matched set. So there you go.Top 5 Worst Zen Koans
| 1. | What is the sound of two dogs fucking? |
| 2. | If a tree falls in the woods, doesn't it kill a shitload of ants? |
| 3. | Say, what's the meaning of life? |
| 4. | Worms have no eyebrows—think about that for a minute |
| 5. | (tie) Where's the beef?/Shut the fuck up |
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