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03/11/26   
Corrupt Offensive Manipulative Masturbatory Unfair Narcissistic Egos


Quote of the Day
“My love is like a red, red rose… always surrounded by pricks.”

-Wycked Burns
Fortune 500 Cookie
Duck! Jesus, did you see that? Now may be the time to consider ending your relationship with Columbia House. That weird lump you feel may not be an alien tracking device after all; go ahead and see a specialist. You won't remember the name of that Faith No More tribute band anytime soon.


Try again later.
Last 5 Places Saddam Hussein Was Hiding
1.One of several elaborate underground tunnels theorized during first Gulf War
2.Baghdad Denny's, open 24 hours, breakfast anytime
3.Foreign film section of Alabama Blockbuster
4.Baby's momma house
5.Don Imus