Quote of the Day
“I am the very model of a modern major general. Perhaps this explains my inability to move my limbs and the pungent smell of airplane glue.”
-Gilgamesh SullivanFortune 500 Cookie
You're set loose and Fancy free, since your cat Fancy ran away. The girl checking you out at Safeway is indeed the lead singer of Deee-Lite. If one thing gets your goat, it's goat theft—consider a goat lock. Lucky Wilburys are Boo, Spike, and Lefty.
Try again later.Top Unrevealed Bush Tax Cut Benefits
| 1. | Paper currency disintegrates upon touching hands of lower classes |
| 2. | Top 1 percent of wealth holders can legally eat cloned dinosaur |
| 3. | Five new interns approved for every Democrat who votes for cuts |
| 4. | Third Star Wars movie legally required to be drastic improvement |
| 5. | Millions of tax dollars refunded to rich; T-shirts for poor |
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