Quote of the Day
“Na-na-na-na-ne-neh-neh-na-neh-neh-neh-neh-va-va-va-va-va-neh-na-neh-neh-va-va-va-va-va-va-va-neh-va-neh-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma—nevermind.”
-Stutterin' Tom TulaneFortune 500 Cookie
Eight is enough: time to face the fact that you're wearing too many cock rings. Try watching where you vomit this week: it never hurts to make a nice first impression. It says here that once word gets out you ate all those locusts, you'll be beloved in Kansas, and unwelcome everywhere else. This week's lucky germs: floor-funk, spazzolycene3, urinalia-hangaroundicus, wheat, Pat Smear.
Try again later.Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines
| 1. | Reagan Great, As Far As We Can Remember |
| 2. | Former President Freed Slaves, Banished All Injustice Forever |
| 3. | "Honest Ron" Beloved by Homos, Hobos & Commies |
| 4. | Ray Charles Loses Will to Live after Reagan's Passing |
| 5. | Reagan Ended WWI during 8th Birthday Party |
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