Quote of the Day
“They say you are what you eat, which is precisely why I ate fine young Bernard. Though I regret to report that I feel largely unchanged, except for the part about being in prison and having a permanent case of indigestion.”
-Percy "The Cannibal" DandridgeFortune 500 Cookie
Nobody knows the trouble you've seen, and you'll keep it that way if you know what's good for ya, bub. Try mixing your unique brand of illiterate rage with random fits of giggling this week. People hate it when you bring your own records to be played on the jukebox—it's just a soda joint, asshole. This week's lucky piercings: throat, spleen, tear duct, tooth.
Try again later.Top Raoul Dunkin Nameplate Engravings
| 1. | Excess Scrotal Flap |
| 2. | Mr. Skids |
| 3. | Fellator of Bono |
| 4. | Living, Breathing Lung Chunk |
| 5. | Abstract Barf |
| 6. | The Dreaded Rear Admiral |
| 7. | Charles Bronson Pinchot |
| 8. | Prancing Machine |
| 9. | Chowdermouth |
| 10. | Latrine Archaeologist |
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