Milestones
1969: Red Bagel finds true calling when he stumbles on to faked moon landing being filmed in his local neighborhood YMCA.Now Hiring
Ring-Bearer. Seeking meek carrier of unholy evil, pure of heart and with will to accomplish impossible deed. Three references and two years of experience necessary, start at minimum wage.Most-Favored Rok Finger Insults
| 1. | Your tie is particularly thin |
| 2. | Your wife likes having sex |
| 3. | Your smell? I didn't want to tell you, but it's not especially pleasing |
| 4. | What kind of name is "Gore"? |
| 5. | We could be mistaken for twins |
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