Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.Top commune New Year's Resolutions
| 1. | Breakfast with Bagel |
| 2. | Boris. Proper English. 'Nuff Said. |
| 3. | Convince Ramrod Hurley that picture of Nelson Rockefeller has no religious significance |
| 4. | One news story with a verified fact in it |
| 5. | Finally finish off Ivan Nacutchacokov |
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