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06/26/26   
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Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.
Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.
Who Let the Dogs Out?
1.Mom
2.Dog Catcher Trainee
3.Scrubs
4.Possibly Me, Though I'm Not Admitting to It
5.PETA