Milestones
1962: Modesto-area commune publishes first newsletter on hand-recycled paper with pressed soybean inks, detailing member birthdays and a potluck sign-up. commune lawyers from the year 2015 sue retroactively for eventual copyright infringement, winning custody of 74 cots and a large clay poop trough.Now Hiring
Shaman. Duties to include spells, incantations, curing minor STDs, opening bridge to the dreamtime, relieving crushing boredom of modern life, answering general tax questions and serving as an occasional drug connection. Knoweldge of dentistry a plus.Worst-Selling Children's Books
| 1. | Green Eggs and Bad Fish |
| 2. | The Little Engine That Could But Just Plain Wouldn't |
| 3. | Bi-Curious George and His Carribean Cruise |
| 4. | Tales of an Armed Four Grade Nothing |
| 5. | Where the Wild Things are Edited for Television |
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