Quote of the Day
“Christ on a bike! Did anybody else see that guy that looked just like Jesus Christ riding by on a bicycle a minute ago?”
-LeVonn MarthersFortune 500 Cookie
Last week was your best week; sorry we're late getting to you about that. From here on out, your life's gonna be shit on chips. Your dreams of becoming a major baseball star will be derailed this week by the fact that you couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a shovel. Stop using the term "Gay Bash," at once: it does not mean a fun party for homosexuals. This week's lucky Bings: Crosby, Chandler, Bada, cherries, the sound of a superball being shot out of an air cannon into an old woman's neck flap.
Try again later.Top New Orleans Rebuilding Proposals
| 1. | Houseboats for all! |
| 2. | Move entire city to Ames, Iowa, just to see what happens |
| 3. | Dig city another 20 feet lower, install Plexiglas ceiling for viewing marine life |
| 4. | Pave over city to create parking lot for Atlanta SuperTarget |
| 5. | Fuck it, the place was way too French anyway |
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