Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top Cruel New Rumors
| 1. | Gay people can't whistle |
| 2. | Tennessee quarter shows state trooper harassing black motorist |
| 3. | French Stewart not actually French |
| 4. | Cats love vodka |
| 5. | Donald Trump is secret owner of McDonald's chain |
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