Quote of the Day
“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our capacity for customer service. Yes I'll hold.”
-Elvin EinschwartzFortune 500 Cookie
You will find Love in a new job this week. Unfortunately it's Courtney Love, and she's your second-shift supervisor. Cheer up, it's not that nobody cares about you; it's just that nobody's willing to admit to it. Everyone's right: Your irrational hatred of the Chinese is starting to hurt your chopstick business. This week's lucky stars: Sirius, Orion, Omega 13, Pauley Shore.
Try again later.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Fantastic Foreskin: 10 Sexy Nude Gentiles |
| 2. | Rumplestilt- skin and Other Stories to Scare Pregnant Women |
| 3. | Uncle Macho's Au Natural Potatoes |
| 4. | Add 8 Years to Your Life With Whale Mucous |
| 5. | A Fart in the Wind: Gerardo's Story |
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