Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Abe Lincoln: Tall Motherfucker |
| 2. | Michael Jackson's Dating Tips |
| 3. | The Dog Did It: A Dummy's Guide to Solar Wind |
| 4. | Uncle Macho's Pepperoni Puree |
| 5. | A Tedious Summation of All Your Flaws: Past, Present and Future |
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