Milestones
1821: Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua all gain independence, consequently leaving them ripe for U.S. corporate invasion and political meddling.Now Hiring
Mark Buckles is a Cockwad. Holy shit I don't believe we got that in print! Man, you were right, Sammy, they don't ever proofread this shit. This is better than that time we got "Mark Buckles sucks balls" on the CNN website poll.Top-Selling Halloween Masks
| 1. | John Kerry w/ matching beret |
| 2. | George W. Bush w/ matching quizzical look |
| 3. | Zorro's cheaper cousin Steve-o |
| 4. | Me, only better |
| 5. | Eddie Murphy circa 1986 |
| 6. | Gollum/Rupert Murdoch 2-year reusable mask |
| 7. | Irresistible Sexy Man #34 |
| 8. | Scary Scream guy stealing "The Scream" |
| 9. | '57 Studebaker |
| 10. | That guy over there |
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