Milestones
1999: Rok Finger's highly offensive rendition of "White Christmas" marks the end of the commune's yearly Christmas parties, and the birth of the Parents Against Rok Finger Coalition (PARF).Now Hiring
Rubik. Crazy puzzle-making hermit needed to devise a way to keep staff out of Red Bagel's mini-fridge. Knowledge of trap doors and spinning blades a plus.Top Other Inventions by the Crash Test Dummy Creator
| 1. | Self-ejecting canned corn |
| 2. | 5-string bass |
| 3. | Hot Hands®, the cheapest, safest, easiest way to light your hands on fire |
| 4. | Crash Test Dummy Secret Base Playset (Figures sold separately) |
| 5. | Freshomatic, battery-powered freshness-testing meter |
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