Quote of the Day
“1.327493 is the loneliest number. Technically.”
-Inglebert Thomas, Professor of MathematicsFortune 500 Cookie
You will quit smoking, but only in hospital nurseries. One step at a time, baby. You will finally lose that unwanted 50 pounds, thanks to a fortuitous kidnapping. The bank won't be your only withdrawal this week, drugnuts. You will believe everything you read.
Try again later.Last 5 Places Saddam Hussein Was Hiding
| 1. | One of several elaborate underground tunnels theorized during first Gulf War |
| 2. | Baghdad Denny's, open 24 hours, breakfast anytime |
| 3. | Foreign film section of Alabama Blockbuster |
| 4. | Baby's momma house |
| 5. | Don Imus |
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