Milestones
1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonÃs ìCharge of the Light Brigadeî is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heÃs drunk.Now Hiring
Treasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines
| 1. | Reagan Great, As Far As We Can Remember |
| 2. | Former President Freed Slaves, Banished All Injustice Forever |
| 3. | "Honest Ron" Beloved by Homos, Hobos & Commies |
| 4. | Ray Charles Loses Will to Live after Reagan's Passing |
| 5. | Reagan Ended WWI during 8th Birthday Party |
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