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1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.Top Other Inventions by the Crash Test Dummy Creator
| 1. | Self-ejecting canned corn |
| 2. | 5-string bass |
| 3. | Hot Hands®, the cheapest, safest, easiest way to light your hands on fire |
| 4. | Crash Test Dummy Secret Base Playset (Figures sold separately) |
| 5. | Freshomatic, battery-powered freshness-testing meter |
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