Milestones
2000: Ramrod Hurley is hired as a commune correspondent after the failure of his startup internet company, www.poopoftheday.com.Now Hiring
Extras. Positions available for extras in Boogie Nights 2. Minimum wage, lunch provided as well as SAG credit. Full frontal nudity required, well-endowed equipment or prosthetics a plus. Top Easter Memories
| 1. | Stuffing all those eggs up the bunny's ass. For the children. |
| 2. | Knee-deep in Peeps. |
| 3. | Kicked out of church for eating wooden Jesus. Thought it was chocolate. |
| 4. | I'll be damned, family really can tell ham from Spam. |
| 5. | Boil the eggs next year. Sweet Jesus, boil the motherloving eggs. |
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