Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Everybody Loves Racism |
| 2. | It's Already in Your Lungs |
| 3. | Diary of a Mad Bootblack |
| 4. | 12,000 Grade School Kids Singing "Some Like it Hot" |
| 5. | Fun is Overrated |
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