Quote of the Day
“The good die first. Then, the not-so good. Then the ugly. Strike that, the ugly should die first. Can I start again? If there are any good left, don't kill them yet, we've still got some uglies over here.”
-Billiam SwordswartFortune 500 Cookie
The next time you give a dog as a gift, why don't you try poking some holes in the cellophane, ay handyman? Here's something to chew on: gum. Remember: you can't hurry love, but you can get your ass in motion when you're blocking the express lane, chunky. This week's lucky ducks: Donald, Daffy, Dontrelle, Fukka.
Try again later.Top Scientific Discoveries, Week of 5/21/07
| 1. | People hoarding "Forever" stamps deficient in inflation-understanding genes |
| 2. | Long middle fingers connected to aggressive tendencies in men |
| 3. | Fish oil aids in weight loss by grossing you all the fuck out |
| 4. | Most effective beauty tip for women: Get men drunk |
| 5. | Gay animals choose homosexual lifestyle |
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