Quote of the Day
“I got the blues so bad. Real bad. You know what I'm talkin' about? Uh-huh. No fun. Bluesy blues. Well, that's about all I got to say about that. Song's another four minutes long though. Soooo… Any of y'all from Cleveland?”
-Ugly CarmichaelFortune 500 Cookie
You will get kicked in the balls for a good cause this week. Expect a telephone call from a long forgotten friend today—your split personality from Belgium. Lose the mustache, that "Hitler" look is so 1997. This week's stomach-pump jackpot: $20 in loose change, long-lost stash, grandma's favorite knitting needles, Nerds.
Try again later.Five Worst Blues Musicians Ever
| 1. | Blind, Deaf, and Handless Lemon Jefferson |
| 2. | Bi-Curious Wolf |
| 3. | Nude Québec Joe |
| 4. | Roberta "Can't Sing Worth a Shit" Jackson |
| 5. | Lightnin' Lawrence Welk |
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