Quote of the Day
“No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Unless we're talking Gandhi, but what fun is it taking a cudgel to the nuts for your country? None, that's how much.”
-Gorgeous George SpattenFortune 500 Cookie
Prepare for a fantastic journey of whimsy and wonder, and it's going to cost you $20—don't forget you can't touch her. Your keys are always in the last place you left them, so try looking at the bottom of Lake Chappaquiddick. What's up grandma's ass? What a bitch. When this particular problem comes along, literally whipping it will only result in jail time. Lucky skin blemishes: blackhead, pockmark, knife wound, stigmata.
Try again later.Top 5 Reasons You Won't Have to Kick Around the commune For Anymore
| 1. | It’s expensive to run state of the art website and Dippin’ Dots franchise at the same time |
| 2. | You assholes simply refused to spell our name appropriately in lowercase letters |
| 3. | All of this was for date with girl at Blockbuster; she don’t work there no more |
| 4. | Less writing and online publishing leaves more time to hang out at coffee shop writing thinly veiled autobiographic novel |
| 5. | You never loved us |
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