Milestones
1979: Some people call Red Bagel a space cowboy (wahnt-waaow). Ignorant to popular culture, Bagel burns his driver's license and spends two years living underground as Miguel Carlos Ferrina.Now Hiring
Small Town Rube. Trustworthy innocent needed to flush gremlins out of elevator system. Competitive wage to be paid upon successful completion of duties. No Sci-Fi geeks, please. Top Reasons Chinese Protest Against Japan
| 1. | Lousy Japanese driving creates international stereotype against all Asians |
| 2. | Oppressive communist computer chips frequently mocked in Japan |
| 3. | Age-old rivalry involving some chick named Xiang Chao |
| 4. | China invented overpopulation; Japan just copying us |
| 5. | China jealous of slightly more freedom available in Japan |
|
