Quote of the Day
“Upon being stopped by the Customs Officer during my trip to America, he asked: 'Have you anything to declare?' I burst forward, telling him, 'Only my genius!' I was promptly beaten to a piteous pulp and subjected to a humiliating search. Needless to say, they found my weed.”
-Wildman Oscar DaviesFortune 500 Cookie
By next week you will not believe what passes for a blowjob these days. Guess how many quarters I have in my left pocket and I will be quite surprised. I said don't cauliflower last week? I did? That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Remember, trust no one. Including me. If you believe that, you're a fool.
Try again later.Least Successful David Bowie Incarnations
| 1. | Wacky Far-Out Space Nut |
| 2. | Lithe, Quirky, Effeminate Heterosexual |
| 3. | Gold-Suited Game Show Host Mutt Smalley |
| 4. | Evil Twin Brother Donald Bowie |
| 5. | Lou Bega |
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