Milestones
1993: Ramon Nootles graduates from San Dimas Community College with a degree in Questionable Journalism, the first degree of its kind offered in America, and a minor in Poontang Studies.Now Hiring
Iron Monkey. We saw the movie and thought the ancient Chinese legend might be the guy to get the ninja we hired out of our offices. Lame-ass ninja, poison-darting Lefty the mail clerk and skittering across the tops of the computer towers.Top 5 Reasons You Won't Have to Kick Around the commune For Anymore
| 1. | It’s expensive to run state of the art website and Dippin’ Dots franchise at the same time |
| 2. | You assholes simply refused to spell our name appropriately in lowercase letters |
| 3. | All of this was for date with girl at Blockbuster; she don’t work there no more |
| 4. | Less writing and online publishing leaves more time to hang out at coffee shop writing thinly veiled autobiographic novel |
| 5. | You never loved us |
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