Milestones
1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonÃs ìCharge of the Light Brigadeî is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heÃs drunk.Now Hiring
Treasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Top 5 Worst Things to Hear in a Blackout
| 1. | Let's play Guess Who's Not Wearing Pants? |
| 2. | Did you ever hear how electricity was invented? Funny story… |
| 3. | We'll find our way out by lighting my farts. |
| 4. | Say, this feels like a tumor. |
| 5. | Wow, we're trapped in an elevator with Ashton Kutcher! |
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