| 1. | "Oh My God—you haven't changed your clothes a bit!" |
| 2. | "I haven't seen you since the date rape." |
| 3. | "Man, were you right about Dishwalla. One-hit wonders." |
| 4. | "Best friends 4-ever, my ass! Where were you at the trial, motherfucker?!?" |
| 5. | "That guy used to be a real dick. Don't let that priest outfit fool you." |
| 6. | "You still owe me four push-ups, wiseguy—don't think I've forgotten." |
| 7. | "Want to dance with me, Charlie? Or is it Charlene now?" |
| 8. | "The old gymnasium still smells like burned flesh—what memories!" |
| 9. | "So tell me why we needed to learn proofs again?" |
| 10. | "Mr. 'Most Likely to Succeed' came into Denny's last night for an application. Revenge, like our soup, is best served cold." |
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