Milestones
1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonÃs ìCharge of the Light Brigadeî is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heÃs drunk.Now Hiring
Treasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Top Wastes of Time
| 1. | Writing Congressman |
| 2. | Big Brother |
| 3. | Writing Supermodels |
| 4. | Celery |
| 5. | Prayer |
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