07/17/26
Ugly like an Eskimo, but fun at parties
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Quote of the Day“Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes! Or, if they're wearing sunglasses, just aim for the balls. Cocky shits.”-General Dicky Prescott Fortune 500 CookieThat noise outside your bushes? It's just me. Something important tomorrow, but I can't remember if it's "lottery" or "leprosy"… Don't forget to check under refrigerator; it's shrimp, that's what you're smelling. Lucky numbers 15 and Qwiddley-Two.Try again later. Top Iraqi Gratitude Slogans
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.