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07/17/26   
Ugly like an Eskimo, but fun at parties


Quote of the Day
“Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes! Or, if they're wearing sunglasses, just aim for the balls. Cocky shits.”

-General Dicky Prescott
Fortune 500 Cookie
That noise outside your bushes? It's just me. Something important tomorrow, but I can't remember if it's "lottery" or "leprosy"… Don't forget to check under refrigerator; it's shrimp, that's what you're smelling. Lucky numbers 15 and Qwiddley-Two.


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Top Iraqi Gratitude Slogans
1.I love America and dying!
2.USA! Broil in hell, USA!
3.All the beautiful shooting!
4.God Bless This Rubble
5.Sweet, legless liberation!