Quote of the Day
“Learning without thought is labor lost; except in public schools, where it keeps most teachers employed.”
-Confused-ass CarmenFortune 500 Cookie
You'll have a brush with death this week, and that fucker has some of the yellowest teeth you've ever seen, so make sure you go first. This time the lyrics to the song you're pretending to know the words to actually are "Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon." You'll make the most expensive movie ever made in your kitchen this week, for ten dollars. Lucky strikes, camels, kools, and bel-airs.
Try again later.Most-Favored Rok Finger Insults
| 1. | Your tie is particularly thin |
| 2. | Your wife likes having sex |
| 3. | Your smell? I didn't want to tell you, but it's not especially pleasing |
| 4. | What kind of name is "Gore"? |
| 5. | We could be mistaken for twins |
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