Milestones
2002: Poet Violet Tiara turns 16 and is a little disappointed by her gift of a Saturn when she had been hoping for a hammock of moonbeams or a tumor full of love.Now Hiring
Director of Office Security. Traditional ideas of increasing manpower and investigating odd events not necessary. Must be able to design colorful charts and randomly pick levels of security intensity.
Top 5 Saddam Hussein Defenses
| 1. | Play ol' Islamic Jihad card |
| 2. | Cast suspicion on Burt Reynolds, give jury reasonable doubt |
| 3. | Surprise witnesses: Several Kurds he didn't condemn to death |
| 4. | Present several bags of children's letters he received |
| 5. | Comical "I have good news—I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" gag defense |
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