Quote of the Day
“We have nothing to fear but Fear itself. Fear is, of course, my rabid pit bull infected with the plague.”
-Franklin de RooseveltFortune 500 Cookie
A watched pot never boils, and rust never sleeps. Doubt every instinct this week. A friend says sugar cookies turn you queer, for real. Lucky numbers 10, 10, 32, and 1.
Try again later.Top Shit That's on Fire Right Now
| 1. | Ted Ted's ulcer |
| 2. | Iraqi fireworks stand #5 |
| 3. | Lousy gag candles |
| 4. | Old love letters/most of Colorado |
| 5. | Salsa music. No, seriously. |
| 6. | Apparently some part of Bruce Springsteen |
| 7. | The sun. Pretty sure. |
| 8. | Richard Pryor-model Jiffy Pop |
| 9. | Dad? |
| 10. | You obviously lied about those being asbestos pants. |
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