Quote of the Day
“I cannot tell a lie—I like big butts. You other brothers can't deny. My anaconda don't want none, lest you have buns, hon.”
-George WizzleswishingtonFortune 500 Cookie
Our apologies, but the guy doing your fortune was a complete fraud—hmph. You'd think we'd have seen that coming. This week, reconsider investing in those flame-retardant pajamas for the little ones. Definitely Burger King—definitely. Lucky dusts this week: Gold, saw, angel, and the stuff on grampa's skin.
Try again later.John McCain's Most Ill-Conceived Jokes
| 1. | Trick "Good for One Free House-Cleaning" coupon he gives to homeless that looks like $100 bill |
| 2. | Open letter to Crocodile Hunter widow Terri Irwin inviting her to spend the night with a "real man" |
| 3. | "I fully and unequivocably support the rights of homosexuals. Nah, just kidding. That shit makes me throw up." |
| 4. | Wearing hole-filled NASA sweatshirt to press conference Saturday |
| 5. | Big "I have cancer" gag in 2000 election |
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