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10/26/26   
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Milestones
1988: Red Bagel's screenplay based on the cover up of the Challenger disaster is rejected for production and accused of being plagiarized from Tootsie.
Now Hiring
Rib Sandwich. Tasty barbecue rib sandwich, no experience required, must be available noon today. If position works out, could invite you back every week and some weekends. Please contact Ned Nedmiller at the commune.
Most Misunderstood Nirvana Songs
1.Smells Like Clean Spearmint
2.Race Me
3.Come as You Barf
4.Small Pathologies
5.Harp-Shaped Fox