Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Funniest Fake Names Read Aloud on Nightline
| 1. | Tad Shitbetter |
| 2. | Grant Goodeve |
| 3. | Phil Shitbetter, beloved brother of Tad |
| 4. | Ho Chi Minh |
| 5. | Royster Culpepper Ottowa Fantastic III |
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