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02/8/26   
Like a big, gay hat of wisdom


Quote of the Day
“I am the very model of a modern major general. Perhaps this explains my inability to move my limbs and the pungent smell of airplane glue.”

-Gilgamesh Sullivan
Fortune 500 Cookie
You will get kicked in the balls for a good cause this week. Expect a telephone call from a long forgotten friend today—your split personality from Belgium. Lose the mustache, that "Hitler" look is so 1997. This week's stomach-pump jackpot: $20 in loose change, long-lost stash, grandma's favorite knitting needles, Nerds.


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5 Worst Baby Names
1.Osama Bin Hitler
2.Cap'n Jackass
3.Fascist Clay
4.Li'l Accident
5.Not-Gay Bruce