Milestones
1999: Raoul Dunkin's first play, The Touch of Love, is put on in the commune break room by giggling staff reporters who find it unguarded in Dunkin's desk.Now Hiring
Park Ranger. Duties include curtailing activities of bears, from large-haired picnic-basket stealing fun-lovin' bears to savage, towering vicious grizzly bears. Encountering bears is unlikely within the office, but your presence should finally shut up bear-phobic Ivana Folger-Balzac.Worst-Selling Children's Books
| 1. | Green Eggs and Bad Fish |
| 2. | The Little Engine That Could But Just Plain Wouldn't |
| 3. | Bi-Curious George and His Carribean Cruise |
| 4. | Tales of an Armed Four Grade Nothing |
| 5. | Where the Wild Things are Edited for Television |
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