Milestones
1993: Ramon Nootles graduates from San Dimas Community College with a degree in Questionable Journalism, the first degree of its kind offered in America, and a minor in Poontang Studies.Now Hiring
Iron Monkey. We saw the movie and thought the ancient Chinese legend might be the guy to get the ninja we hired out of our offices. Lame-ass ninja, poison-darting Lefty the mail clerk and skittering across the tops of the computer towers.Top 5 Questions in the Wake of the Harry Whittington Shooting
| 1. | How come it took so long to find out there were no weapons of mass destruction? |
| 2. | Why do they call it birdshot instead of leadshot? And, as a follow-up, what's buckshot? |
| 3. | What did Whittington know, and when? |
| 4. | When exactly did Brangelina hear about it? |
| 5. | So, where do you wanna eat? |
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