Milestones
1992: Ramon Nootles is married in Las Vegas. It is not the last wedding for Nootles, nor his last in Las Vegas, nor his last making heavy use of alcohol and strippers.Now Hiring
Hooker. Must pretend to be girlfriend while bosses are visiting. Live with handsome bachelor, no sex involved, go on crazy shopping expeditions with high potential for comedy. Should be capable of winning people over with down-to-earth personality. If successful, will go on to become full-time beard for obviously gay attractive man. Top 5 Questions in the Wake of the Harry Whittington Shooting
| 1. | How come it took so long to find out there were no weapons of mass destruction? |
| 2. | Why do they call it birdshot instead of leadshot? And, as a follow-up, what's buckshot? |
| 3. | What did Whittington know, and when? |
| 4. | When exactly did Brangelina hear about it? |
| 5. | So, where do you wanna eat? |
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