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05/7/26   
Corrupt Offensive Manipulative Masturbatory Unfair Narcissistic Egos


Quote of the Day
“Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes! Or, if they're wearing sunglasses, just aim for the balls. Cocky shits.”

-General Dicky Prescott
Fortune 500 Cookie
That noise outside your bushes? It's just me. Something important tomorrow, but I can't remember if it's "lottery" or "leprosy"… Don't forget to check under refrigerator; it's shrimp, that's what you're smelling. Lucky numbers 15 and Qwiddley-Two.


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Top Excuses for Ugly Hat
1.Gift from Mom
2.Draws Attention Away From Big Fat Ass
3.Chicks Dig It
4.Hides Goiter
5.2 for 1 Ugly Hat Sale