Quote of the Day
“Early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy, and in total compliance with puritan mores. All others will be stoned to death, just as soon as they wake up.”
-Dan FranklinFortune 500 Cookie
You are the jovial type who would gladly eat shit and ask for more, which will serve you well in the coming year, what with the shovel fork you got for Christmas. But for the sake of Buddha, remember to pack a roll of Certs. Lucky numbers 33, 57, 89, 105.
Try again later.Top Shit That's on Fire Right Now
| 1. | Ted Ted's ulcer |
| 2. | Iraqi fireworks stand #5 |
| 3. | Lousy gag candles |
| 4. | Old love letters/most of Colorado |
| 5. | Salsa music. No, seriously. |
| 6. | Apparently some part of Bruce Springsteen |
| 7. | The sun. Pretty sure. |
| 8. | Richard Pryor-model Jiffy Pop |
| 9. | Dad? |
| 10. | You obviously lied about those being asbestos pants. |
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