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| 2. | Call me Crenshaw, Ishmael's brother. |
| 3. | I had been up for three days doing coke, paranoid they were going to catch me after I sunk the company with my idiotic business practices; then, my fa |
| 4. | I have only eaten three people in my life—this is that story. |
| 5. | So I said to my friend Charlie, "Hey, I'm going to write a novel where nothing at all happens," so welcome to it. |
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