03/29/26
Sliding down the razor blade of happiness into the alcohol of joy
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Quote of the Day“There's more than one way to skin a cat. But only one reason: cat skin tacos.”-Emil the Lonely Chef Fortune 500 CookieYou will become unbearably wealthy this week, and pen a beautifully-written suicide note. Donkey meat tastes just like chicken, but don't leave the hooves on unless you want your dinner guests seriously freaking out on you. This week's lucky swear words: fafuck, dickfish, shatly, bitcheese, cashit, cabbageass, shitch.Try again later. Top Iraqi Gratitude Slogans
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.