Milestones
1993: Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.Now Hiring
Patsy. Must be willing to take the fall for numerous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.Least Popular April Fools' Pranks
| 1. | Entire world repopulated with talking dogs while you slept |
| 2. | Autistic cousin did your taxes for you, but it turns out he's a music savant |
| 3. | You're CNN's Kidnapper of the Week! |
| 4. | Woke up covered in 200 glued-on toupees |
| 5. | Anal rape |
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