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“Give me liberty or give me something better, and kick it in the ass this time, I'm late already.”
-Henry Patrick WellsFortune 500 Cookie
You will finally get that monkey off your back, but the tattoo removal fees will cripple your already weak home dog-waxing business. Try parting your hair on the left this week. Couldn't hurt. Look out for people dressed in blue. Nobody likes you.
Try again later.Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines
| 1. | Reagan Great, As Far As We Can Remember |
| 2. | Former President Freed Slaves, Banished All Injustice Forever |
| 3. | "Honest Ron" Beloved by Homos, Hobos & Commies |
| 4. | Ray Charles Loses Will to Live after Reagan's Passing |
| 5. | Reagan Ended WWI during 8th Birthday Party |
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