Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.Best Sellers
| 1. | The Bridges of Macon County, Georgia
Bobby Ray Poker |
| 2. | The Lord of the Tacky Pimp Rings
J.Z.Z.Z. Toolking |
| 3. | Mary Contrary, Are You on the Rag Today?
Dr. Soobst |
| 4. | Oprah's Book Club Can Eat Me
Jonathan Franzen |
| 5. | I Sure Miss the Cold War
Tom Clancy |
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