Quote of the Day
“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. This means you, Gerardo.”
-Napoleon BugglyparteFortune 500 Cookie
Finally, you'll win that annual shit-talkin' contest. If the shoe fits, it still means you only have one shoe, dumbass. It may hurt, but don't worry, they can re-attach it if you put the testicle on ice quickly. Don't buy the lottery ticket this week—your money is better invested in cookie dough. Lucky marbles: steely, cat's eyes, and… uh… shit, we're fresh out of marbles.
Try again later.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Desperate Housewives: This Decade's Max Headroom? |
| 2. | On the Road With the Go West Reunion Tour |
| 3. | Tits: One Man's Opinion |
| 4. | Uncle Macho's Bathtub Tequila |
| 5. | Critics' Corner: The Sailboat My Husband Painted |
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