Quote of the Day
“1.327493 is the loneliest number. Technically.”
-Inglebert Thomas, Professor of MathematicsFortune 500 Cookie
You will quit smoking, but only in hospital nurseries. One step at a time, baby. You will finally lose that unwanted 50 pounds, thanks to a fortuitous kidnapping. The bank won't be your only withdrawal this week, drugnuts. You will believe everything you read.
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| 1. | Skyler Ridge |
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| 3. | Cheyenne Smokewindow Teardrop |
| 4. | Dick Cheney |
| 5. | Rat Face |
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