Milestones
1987: A practical joke backfires, resulting in Roland McShyster being put in charge of Orion Pictures.Now Hiring
Neighbor. Must be unpredictably silly and capable of conjuring up outlandish schemes week after week. Applicant will be judged based on appeal to uncreative mass audiences and spin-off potential. Non-white, homosexual a plus.Top 5 Issues for Next Supreme Court
| 1. | Official legal definition of "fucked up" |
| 2. | Arrange long-awaited challenge of man versus beast |
| 3. | Discount a minimum of ten urban legends |
| 4. | Settle this Lindsey Lohan-Hilary Duff feud once and for all |
| 5. | Reverse hundreds of years of progress |
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