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09/5/26   
Phoning it in since 1997


Milestones
1999: Rok Finger's highly offensive rendition of "White Christmas" marks the end of the commune's yearly Christmas parties, and the birth of the Parents Against Rok Finger Coalition (PARF).
Now Hiring
Rubik. Crazy puzzle-making hermit needed to devise a way to keep staff out of Red Bagel's mini-fridge. Knowledge of trap doors and spinning blades a plus.
Best 90's Nostalgia Collections
1.Grunge AGAIN!
2.Bitch-Slapped By Gangsta Rap
3.Golden Memories... Yeah, Right
4.They Sold Out At Woodstock '94
5.Where Were They Then?