Quote of the Day
“Yes, madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning I shall still be drunk! Wait a minute… Okay, I've got a match for you: your butt and my face. Touché.”
-Quentin HillchurchFortune 500 Cookie
Happiness is indeed a warm gun, but you're not supposed to warm it in your ass like that. If your life is lacking direction this week, we've got one word for you: North. As you have long suspected, recreational drugs are the answer. This week's lucky charms: taupe meatballs, turquoise speculums, puce gallstones, gold bullets.
Try again later.Least Successful David Bowie Incarnations
| 1. | Wacky Far-Out Space Nut |
| 2. | Lithe, Quirky, Effeminate Heterosexual |
| 3. | Gold-Suited Game Show Host Mutt Smalley |
| 4. | Evil Twin Brother Donald Bowie |
| 5. | Lou Bega |
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