Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Least Popular Benefit Concerts
| 1. | USA for Canada |
| 2. | MegaDeth Relief Fund |
| 3. | Concert Against Bangladesh |
| 4. | Frat Aid |
| 5. | The More Tolerance for Fags Benefit |
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