Quote of the Day
“Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes! Or, if they're wearing sunglasses, just aim for the balls. Cocky shits.”
-General Dicky PrescottFortune 500 Cookie
That noise outside your bushes? It's just me. Something important tomorrow, but I can't remember if it's "lottery" or "leprosy"… Don't forget to check under refrigerator; it's shrimp, that's what you're smelling. Lucky numbers 15 and Qwiddley-Two.
Try again later.Top Excuses for Ugly Hat
| 1. | Gift from Mom |
| 2. | Draws Attention Away From Big Fat Ass |
| 3. | Chicks Dig It |
| 4. | Hides Goiter |
| 5. | 2 for 1 Ugly Hat Sale |
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