Milestones
1965: commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term "Dingleberry" at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.Now Hiring
Doormat. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Test the Durability of Your Training Bra |
| 2. | Music Piracy: Are You a Fucking Thief? |
| 3. | Uncle Macho's Pure Gristle Hamburgers |
| 4. | A Preview of Elton John's Autobiography:
A Dick in the Wind |
| 5. | Critics' Corner: You Suck, My Battleship, a Review of U-571 |
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