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1921: Underground rumor begins that Lil Duncan, to be born in 50 years, will like the kinky stuff.Now Hiring
Deaf Mute. Duties include standing around, accepting blame for assorted office mishaps, and listening to Ramrod Hurley's stories about the one time he went fishing. Antidepressant prescription a plus.Top 5 Worst Things to Hear in a Blackout
| 1. | Let's play Guess Who's Not Wearing Pants? |
| 2. | Did you ever hear how electricity was invented? Funny story… |
| 3. | We'll find our way out by lighting my farts. |
| 4. | Say, this feels like a tumor. |
| 5. | Wow, we're trapped in an elevator with Ashton Kutcher! |
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