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06/5/26   
A happiness enema


Quote of the Day
“Communication leads to community, that is, to understanding, intimacy and mutual valuing.”

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Fortune 500 Cookie
Turns out you should have shot the deputy, too. This week will seem a lot like last week, only with less scabies. Remember, no good deed goes unpunished, and dirty deeds are done dirt cheap. Paulie? Fuck Paulie.


Try again later.
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1.It was the best of times, no question about it.
2.Call me Crenshaw, Ishmael's brother.
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4.I have only eaten three people in my life—this is that story.
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