Quote of the Day
“Yes, madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning I shall still be drunk! Wait a minute… Okay, I've got a match for you: your butt and my face. Touché.”
-Quentin HillchurchFortune 500 Cookie
Happiness is indeed a warm gun, but you're not supposed to warm it in your ass like that. If your life is lacking direction this week, we've got one word for you: North. As you have long suspected, recreational drugs are the answer. This week's lucky charms: taupe meatballs, turquoise speculums, puce gallstones, gold bullets.
Try again later.Top Unsigned Retro 70s Funk Bands
| 1. | Captain Dance and His Delicious Groove Posse |
| 2. | Shithouse Delight |
| 3. | The Unfuckables |
| 4. | Danny Gyrate Presents Sensual Musk |
| 5. | The Wonder Holes |
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