Milestones
1962: Modesto-area commune publishes first newsletter on hand-recycled paper with pressed soybean inks, detailing member birthdays and a potluck sign-up. commune lawyers from the year 2015 sue retroactively for eventual copyright infringement, winning custody of 74 cots and a large clay poop trough.Now Hiring
Shaman. Duties to include spells, incantations, curing minor STDs, opening bridge to the dreamtime, relieving crushing boredom of modern life, answering general tax questions and serving as an occasional drug connection. Knoweldge of dentistry a plus.What Was That Guy Screaming?
| 1. | Four fewer years! Four fewer years! |
| 2. | "Don't Worry, Be Happy" Bobby McFerrin, 1988 |
| 3. | I think I'd notice if my hearing aid battery had died, you crusty old bitch! |
| 4. | Rectum? I nearly destroyed his anus! |
| 5. | I have difficulty modulating my voice! |
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