Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.Now Hiring
Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.Top 5 Michael Jackson Trial Revelations
| 1. | Sleeping with children in your bed only huge moral quaqmire—not illegal |
| 2. | Elephant Man bones were delicious |
| 3. | "Thriller" song autobiographical |
| 4. | Body almost 78% artificial ingredients |
| 5. | Jackson himself a delusional product of being raised in the spotlight; middle name Joseph |
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