Milestones
1992: Ramon Nootles is married in Las Vegas. It is not the last wedding for Nootles, nor his last in Las Vegas, nor his last making heavy use of alcohol and strippers.Now Hiring
Hooker. Must pretend to be girlfriend while bosses are visiting. Live with handsome bachelor, no sex involved, go on crazy shopping expeditions with high potential for comedy. Should be capable of winning people over with down-to-earth personality. If successful, will go on to become full-time beard for obviously gay attractive man. Top Revelations of 9/11 Investigation
| 1. | "World Trade Center" actually two buildings |
| 2. | Apparently some people don't like the U.S. |
| 3. | Bush fled Air Force One in private jet shuttle, "Baby Bush" |
| 4. | Possibility tragic incident could have been prevented |
| 5. | Colin Powell really nice |
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