Milestones
1994: Omar Bricks arrested after setting a statue of the Virgin Mary ablaze atop the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. Gets off on a technicality that goes down in legal history as the Proud Mary defenseNow Hiring
Flamenco Dancer. Leggy Latin beauty needed to, well, you know. And dance. Must be disease-free and light on the orthodontia. Garden hose-based qualifications a big plus. Mus- wait. Really? Then what the hell's flamenco?Top New Orleans Rebuilding Proposals
| 1. | Houseboats for all! |
| 2. | Move entire city to Ames, Iowa, just to see what happens |
| 3. | Dig city another 20 feet lower, install Plexiglas ceiling for viewing marine life |
| 4. | Pave over city to create parking lot for Atlanta SuperTarget |
| 5. | Fuck it, the place was way too French anyway |
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