Milestones
1969: Red Bagel finds true calling when he stumbles on to faked moon landing being filmed in his local neighborhood YMCA.Now Hiring
Ring-Bearer. Seeking meek carrier of unholy evil, pure of heart and with will to accomplish impossible deed. Three references and two years of experience necessary, start at minimum wage.Least-Anticipated Holiday Movies
| 1. | Miracle in an Alley Behind 34th Street |
| 2. | Walking in a Winter Wonderbra |
| 3. | It Would Be a Wonderful Life if I WasnĂt So Suicidal |
| 4. | Christ, itĂs Christmas Already |
| 5. | Frosty the Snow Dealer |
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