Milestones
2000: Ramrod Hurley is hired as a commune correspondent after the failure of his startup internet company, www.poopoftheday.com.Now Hiring
Extras. Positions available for extras in Boogie Nights 2. Minimum wage, lunch provided as well as SAG credit. Full frontal nudity required, well-endowed equipment or prosthetics a plus. John Kerry's Vision for America
| 1. | Americans shouldn't be despised everywhere abroad; only France |
| 2. | Health care for each and every American with insurance |
| 3. | A chicken in every pot, and pot for everyone without a chicken |
| 4. | Make Affleck and J-Lo realize they're still in love |
| 5. | Sterilize all Bush males |
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