Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top Reasons for Honking
| 1. | Air-horn busted |
| 2. | Thought I saw nipples |
| 3. | Rat-in-road! Rat-in-road! |
| 4. | Song needed a horn part |
| 5. | Lonely |
| 6. | That bumper sticker is right! |
| 7. | Fluent in Morse code and proud of it |
| 8. | Needed to clear path on sidewalk |
| 9. | I know that guy! |
| 10. | Because I can |
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