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10/13/26   
Hey, we thought you liked crap.


Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.
Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.
Best-Selling Video Games
1.Grand Theft Ottoman
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4.Jerry Seinfeld's X-Treme Game About Nothing
5. Final Fantasy XI: Judy and Audrey Landers