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1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.Top Five Worst Things to Hear in an Iraqi Prison
| 1. | "Oh, wow! Hold still, let me get my camera!" |
| 2. | "From now on, the conduct of corrections officers will be supervised by Private Pyle." |
| 3. | "Looks like we're going to be here a while. Good thing I brought my harmonica." |
| 4. | "These tattoos? Aryan Brotherhood." |
| 5. | "And another thing—you jokers have cried 'Rape!' once too often. I'm not falling for it anymore." |
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