Quote of the Day
“I never met a man I didn't like, want to kill.”
-Dill "California Angst" WongersFortune 500 Cookie
You will fall in love with a new douche this week, a fact that unfortunately has nothing at all to do with feminine hygiene. Try to pay more attention to your figure: word on the street is you're upgrading from "pear-shaped" to "sack of shit-y." You will finally come to understand the phrase "fifteen men on a dead man's chest" this week, thanks to an unfortunate dogpile mishap. Your lucky perfumes: Colonic for Men, Goat's Dong, Eau Du Crapper.
Try again later.Five Worst Blues Musicians Ever
| 1. | Blind, Deaf, and Handless Lemon Jefferson |
| 2. | Bi-Curious Wolf |
| 3. | Nude Québec Joe |
| 4. | Roberta "Can't Sing Worth a Shit" Jackson |
| 5. | Lightnin' Lawrence Welk |
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