Milestones
1858: 26th president and idol of Red Bagel Teddy Roosevelt is born, only a month before Bagel's birth. We know technically this is impossible, but we didn't get cushy date-checking jobs by questioning the big man.Now Hiring
Bounced Czech. Resume and references not necessary, any Czechoslovakian expatriate thrown out of a club will do. True, we don't really have any job for such a person to occupy, but wouldn't it be funny to say we have a bounced Czech on staff? Think about it.Best Sellers
| 1. | The Bridges of Macon County, Georgia
Bobby Ray Poker |
| 2. | The Lord of the Tacky Pimp Rings
J.Z.Z.Z. Toolking |
| 3. | Mary Contrary, Are You on the Rag Today?
Dr. Soobst |
| 4. | Oprah's Book Club Can Eat Me
Jonathan Franzen |
| 5. | I Sure Miss the Cold War
Tom Clancy |
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