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1969: Rok Finger is deeply offended by the sights at Woodstock, which has little if anything to do with his favorite Peanuts character.Now Hiring
Trombone Player. Follow Bludney Pudd around office playing hilarious "wahnt-WAHNT" everytime he does something pathetic. Overtime guaranteed.Top Scientific Discoveries, Week of 5/21/07
| 1. | People hoarding "Forever" stamps deficient in inflation-understanding genes |
| 2. | Long middle fingers connected to aggressive tendencies in men |
| 3. | Fish oil aids in weight loss by grossing you all the fuck out |
| 4. | Most effective beauty tip for women: Get men drunk |
| 5. | Gay animals choose homosexual lifestyle |
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