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02/15/26   
Kills Grandmas Dead


Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.
Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.
Worst-Selling Meat Alternatives
1.M-Eat Brand Fungal Rot Cakes
2.FEET!®
3.Uncle Macho's Vegan Roadkill
4.Henson's Best Muppet Meat Steaks
5.Wiccan Nuggets