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07/17/26   
More fun than an alcoholic stepdad


Milestones
1998: Omar Bricks pees off the world's largest man-made waterfall. Not really relevant to anything else, but still pretty cool.
Now Hiring
Yes Man. Agreeable sort needed to attend staff meetings and dilute the concentration of "Huh?" Men presently attending.
Top Selling Dog Food Flavors
1.Kibbles 'n Christ
2.Meow'd Mix
3.Low Carb Horse Nuggets
4.Tastes Like Ass Smells
5.Upchuck Wagon