Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.John McCain's Most Ill-Conceived Jokes
| 1. | Trick "Good for One Free House-Cleaning" coupon he gives to homeless that looks like $100 bill |
| 2. | Open letter to Crocodile Hunter widow Terri Irwin inviting her to spend the night with a "real man" |
| 3. | "I fully and unequivocably support the rights of homosexuals. Nah, just kidding. That shit makes me throw up." |
| 4. | Wearing hole-filled NASA sweatshirt to press conference Saturday |
| 5. | Big "I have cancer" gag in 2000 election |
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