Quote of the Day
“'Tis a far, far better thing I do today than I have ever done… in fact, where I'm from, I'm kind of known as an asshole.”
-Cute Little DickensFortune 500 Cookie
Remember to clean your ears—a friend of ours died from not doing that, no shit. What time is it? Half-past beer-thirty. Always never forget to quit being scared to not ask questions.
Try again later.Top Excuses for Ugly Hat
| 1. | Gift from Mom |
| 2. | Draws Attention Away From Big Fat Ass |
| 3. | Chicks Dig It |
| 4. | Hides Goiter |
| 5. | 2 for 1 Ugly Hat Sale |
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