Quote of the Day
“History is written by Jonathan Winters.”
-Germaine "Double Dip" ProverbFortune 500 Cookie
For God's sake, don't climb up in that porcupine tree. Sorry, being optimistic still won't get you a discount on eyeglasses. Remember, "lambast" is neither a compliment nor a veterinary term. This week, you will find love where you least expected it: up the ass. Your lucky disguise: a giant plastic toucan.
Try again later.Top 5 Movies with Top in the Title
| 1. | America's Next Top Hovel: The Movie |
| 2. | Top Dog 2: More Chuck Norris and a Talking… What Do You Mean the Dog Can't Talk? |
| 3. | Top Nun |
| 4. | Pop on Top: A Dirty Cartoon with Rhyming |
| 5. | Spinning Yarns: Robin Williams Tells Stories About Tops For Two Fucking Hours |
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