Quote of the Day
“If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no inheritance. Die already, Uncle Franco… just… die.”
-Winthrop ShurikenFortune 500 Cookie
Who's the man? More specifically, who's the man who shattered your kneecap with a club and took you out of the competition? Now would be a good time to switch to NetFlix from your previous practice of watching the movie on the video store display TVs. Keep your eye on the sparrow. Lucky jeans: Levi, Bugle Boy, Lee, and Auel.
Try again later.Top Pants-Missing Explanations
| 1. | Busted out Hulk-style |
| 2. | Told one lie too many |
| 3. | Busted out Louie Anderson-style |
| 4. | What, aren't you hot? |
| 5. | Talked out of them by gay Casanova |
| 6. | Made ass look big |
| 7. | Donated to killer mandroid from future |
| 8. | Realized parachute pants went out of style in 1986 |
| 9. | Sat in ham |
| 10. | You kidding? Pants are so 2002 |
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