Milestones
1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.Now Hiring
Exotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Abe Lincoln: Tall Motherfucker |
| 2. | Michael Jackson's Dating Tips |
| 3. | The Dog Did It: A Dummy's Guide to Solar Wind |
| 4. | Uncle Macho's Pepperoni Puree |
| 5. | A Tedious Summation of All Your Flaws: Past, Present and Future |
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