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04/8/26   
Fun for the whole fuckin' family


Quote of the Day
“To sleep, perchance to dream. As long as I do not dream of being pursued by that creepy Duracell robot family, for that shit was truly too much for a soul to endure.”

-Robert Shakenspear
Fortune 500 Cookie
Do not take the road less traveled, 'cause the toll is complete bullshit. If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? Your mother will finally find out this week. Two brutal assaults is a coincidence, three is a lack of self-control. Expect to be broken hearted this week, as the writing on the bathroom wall foretold. Lucky numbers all make a sum of 9.


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Top Recent Mother Mary Appearances
1.Wad of wet toilet paper, Gas station restroom floor, Houston TX
2.Numerous, Mother Mary's Gift Shop, Albuquerque NM
3.Fur pattern on Dalmatian's ass, Kingley OK
4.Burrito Del Maria, Taco Bell Extra Value Menu
5.Mary, Mary, ABC Thursdays