Milestones
1999: Rok Finger's highly offensive rendition of "White Christmas" marks the end of the commune's yearly Christmas parties, and the birth of the Parents Against Rok Finger Coalition (PARF).Now Hiring
Rubik. Crazy puzzle-making hermit needed to devise a way to keep staff out of Red Bagel's mini-fridge. Knowledge of trap doors and spinning blades a plus.Worst-Selling Breakfast Cereals
| 1. | Scroats! |
| 2. | Branimal Crackers |
| 3. | Frosted Mini-Thins |
| 4. | Too Much Fibre |
| 5. | Vitamin Pill Crunch |
| 6. | Unlucky Leprechaun Pocket Fuzz |
| 7. | Byproducts |
| 8. | Easter Peeps in Milk (milk included) |
| 9. | You’ve Got Crabs |
| 10. | Beano: The Cereal |
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