Quote of the Day
“The good die first. Then, the not-so good. Then the ugly. Strike that, the ugly should die first. Can I start again? If there are any good left, don't kill them yet, we've still got some uglies over here.”
-Billiam SwordswartFortune 500 Cookie
The next time you give a dog as a gift, why don't you try poking some holes in the cellophane, ay handyman? Here's something to chew on: gum. Remember: you can't hurry love, but you can get your ass in motion when you're blocking the express lane, chunky. This week's lucky ducks: Donald, Daffy, Dontrelle, Fukka.
Try again later.Top 10 Deciding Issues for the Election
| 1. | Germany's been getting cocky lately |
| 2. | Always vote for the guy who wins |
| 3. | President should be able to take a punch |
| 4. | Do I look fat in these jeans? |
| 5. | Search Iraq for WMD, OMD, and REM |
|