Milestones
1931: Former commune columnist Sampson L. Hartwig forfeits another "Race Around the World" when it is discovered that he merely hid in a barn for three days, then took a taxi in from the opposite side of town, claiming victory.Now Hiring
Compulsive Ass-Kisser. Shameless suck-up needed to boost general staff morale and cut down on work days lost to crippling depression. Total lack of discernment required. Insane "Never met a man I didn't like" attitude a plus.5 Spin-Offs That Died in Production
1. | Star Trek: Klingon Roommate |
2. | Law & Order/C.S.I.: Shitloads of Corpses |
3. | Enemies of Friends |
4. | King of Queens' Fat Neighbor |
5. | Wheel of Fortune: Vowels Only |
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