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04/10/26   
French-kissing the Internet's pie-hole since 1999


Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.
Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.
Top Georgian Euphemisms for Evolution
1.Satan's Trick
2.How Stuff Grow'd Up
3.Changemification
4.Uppetyupping
5.Magic!