04/27/26
Like group sex without the awkward laughter
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Quote of the Day“God help them that help themselves to my lemony cookies, for they is to be sorrowing at the whup I be borrowing from they ass.”-Benji "Cookie Monster" Franklin Fortune 500 CookieLove is a relative term, but even that nugget won't save your ass if you pork your cousin. Stay away from salty snacks this week, even if it means tunneling underground. Try wearing your watch on the other arm—maybe that's your problem. This week's lucky names: Alexia. Ephyn. Scatman. Toolio.Try again later. Least Heard Mobster Euphemisms for Murder
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.