Milestones
1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.Top Amish Profanities
| 1. | God look upon that hammer with a distainful eye! |
| 2. | Shnnniiggrrleeeppf! |
| 3. | I wouldn't mind raising 35 slightly inbred children with that woman. |
| 4. | May your beard itch. |
| 5. | Cock-Fucking Bitch of a Basket! |
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