Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Least Anticipated New TV Series
| 1. | CSI Iraq |
| 2. | The Farting Flannigans |
| 3. | JAG's Pal |
| 4. | The show where the former movie star washes up on a TV sitcom |
| 5. | The Following Friends Time-Slot Show |
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