Quote of the Day
“I am the very model of a modern major general. Perhaps this explains my inability to move my limbs and the pungent smell of airplane glue.”
-Gilgamesh SullivanFortune 500 Cookie
You're set loose and Fancy free, since your cat Fancy ran away. The girl checking you out at Safeway is indeed the lead singer of Deee-Lite. If one thing gets your goat, it's goat theft—consider a goat lock. Lucky Wilburys are Boo, Spike, and Lefty.
Try again later.Top 5 Reasons There's No Way That Asshole Can Win the Republican Nomination
| 1. | Too crazy/not crazy enough/not the right kind of crazy |
| 2. | Makes swing voters shit blood at the sound of his/her name |
| 3. | Once snorted cocaine off the belly of an underage Thai hooker who believes in big government |
| 4. | Has been photographed not trying to kill Obama with their bare hands |
| 5. | Can read |
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