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1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonÃs ìCharge of the Light Brigadeî is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heÃs drunk.Now Hiring
Treasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Top 5 Reasons Facebook is Losing Users
| 1. | My fucking parents are on Facebook |
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| 3. | Fickle masses already moving on to next David Fincher movie craze, Pogs |
| 4. | Tiny fraction of Zuckerberg karma coming back on the installment plan |
| 5. | Facebook is retarded |
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