Milestones
1999: Rok Finger's highly offensive rendition of "White Christmas" marks the end of the commune's yearly Christmas parties, and the birth of the Parents Against Rok Finger Coalition (PARF).Now Hiring
Rubik. Crazy puzzle-making hermit needed to devise a way to keep staff out of Red Bagel's mini-fridge. Knowledge of trap doors and spinning blades a plus.Top 5 Worst Zen Koans
| 1. | What is the sound of two dogs fucking? |
| 2. | If a tree falls in the woods, doesn't it kill a shitload of ants? |
| 3. | Say, what's the meaning of life? |
| 4. | Worms have no eyebrows—think about that for a minute |
| 5. | (tie) Where's the beef?/Shut the fuck up |
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