Quote of the Day
“There ain't no cure for the summertime blues. Or HIV. Boy, AIDS, that must suck. This has been a Public Service Announcement from Eddie Cochran.”
-Eddie CochranFortune 500 Cookie
Look to the stars for guidance: preferably someone who's been in a big movie in the last five years. You will go to the bathroom this week. Don't be fooled by your lack of progress in life: things can still get much worse. This week's lucky gelatin desserts: Jell-O Jigglers, Jell-O Epileptics, Limp Hicks, Greased Piggie Bites, Spineless Weasels, Slime Dogs.
Try again later.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Vietnam: The New San Francisco? |
| 2. | 10 New Ways to Weight a Body Down |
| 3. | Uncle Macho's Ethnic Pudding |
| 4. | Love: The Source of All Bad Poetry |
| 5. | Pants You Could and Will Die In |
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