Milestones
1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.Best Unreported News
| 1. | President Bush Built from Japanese Parts |
| 2. | Dale Earnhardt Fans Waiting Like Fanatics for His Return |
| 3. | Lawrenceville, KS Shoney's Buffet Huge Fucking Rip-Off |
| 4. | RuPaul All Man Underneath Dress |
| 5. | Country of Chad Non-Existent, Just Some Joke by Guy Named Chad |
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