Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.Now Hiring
Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.Worst Things to Yell in Church
| 1. | "Who the hell I gotta fuck to get a communion wafer around here?" |
| 2. | "Father, bless me for I have pissed the confessional again…" |
| 3. | "Altar boy sleepover? Bitchin'!" |
| 4. | "Gawd, did you see that dude up there nailed to that cross? Creeeep-y!" |
| 5. | "Am I the only one here for the monster truck show?" |
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