Milestones
1978: Griswald Dreck's landmark third grade report "George Washington: Star of the Negro Leagues" creates a fervor in the classroom, leading to the firing of third grade teacher Anais Brockmiller and a thorough review of the state's history textbooks.Now Hiring
Eunuch. No job really, just sit around and answer questions about what it's like to be a eunuch. Maybe take a blow to the groin to no effect every once in a while to impress office visitors and guests. Talking in a Mickey Mouse voice might be kinda funny too.Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines
| 1. | Reagan Great, As Far As We Can Remember |
| 2. | Former President Freed Slaves, Banished All Injustice Forever |
| 3. | "Honest Ron" Beloved by Homos, Hobos & Commies |
| 4. | Ray Charles Loses Will to Live after Reagan's Passing |
| 5. | Reagan Ended WWI during 8th Birthday Party |
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