Milestones
1858: 26th president and idol of Red Bagel Teddy Roosevelt is born, only a month before Bagel's birth. We know technically this is impossible, but we didn't get cushy date-checking jobs by questioning the big man.Now Hiring
Bounced Czech. Resume and references not necessary, any Czechoslovakian expatriate thrown out of a club will do. True, we don't really have any job for such a person to occupy, but wouldn't it be funny to say we have a bounced Czech on staff? Think about it.Best Selling Albums
| 1. | Come On Britney Spears |
| 2. | I Keep Returning Like Freddy Krueger Madonna |
| 3. | Passable Generic Metal Creed |
| 4. | Farting to Critical Raves Radiohead |
| 5. | Fossils Aerosmith |
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