Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Top 5 Insulting Epithets for Straight White Middle-Class Males
| 1. | Own-Everythingers |
| 2. | Blues-Stealing Crackers |
| 3. | Network Programmers |
| 4. | The Men Who Ruin Dancing |
| 5. | Hey, Fatties—You're Fat, Fatties |
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