Quote of the Day
“No man is an island. But I have met several women I would like to live on for the rest of my life.”
-John Donne JuanFortune 500 Cookie
By the pricking of my thumb I have really fucked up my keyboard playing. Trust in a higher power this week—the Waffle King knows what he's doing. Why be merely happy when you could be shit-yer-drawers happy? The world is you oyster, which explains that nauseating fish smell you can't escape. Lucky hammers roofing, jack, ball peen, MC.
Try again later.Unlikeliest Candidates for New Pope
| 1. | Joe Piscopo (Hereby known as Joe Piscopope) |
| 2. | Winner of three-man guitar contest between Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Joe Satriani |
| 3. | Real Pope, once impostor is out of the way |
| 4. | Pope's son Iggy Pope |
| 5. | Jimmy Cutler, winner of 2002 American Pope reality show contest, waiting all this time for his big chance |
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