Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.5 Phrases Guaranteed to Get You Slapped
| 1. | My testicles feel funny. Do they feel funny to you? |
| 2. | You're very pretty. For a man, I mean. |
| 3. | Why don't you go back to the kitchen and sit on this egg until it's hatched, bitch. |
| 4. | If anyone wants to suck my cock, laugh awkwardly. |
| 5. | Our greatest mistake as a country was fighting to keep Texas (Texas only) |
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