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1821: Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua all gain independence, consequently leaving them ripe for U.S. corporate invasion and political meddling.Now Hiring
Mark Buckles is a Cockwad. Holy shit I don't believe we got that in print! Man, you were right, Sammy, they don't ever proofread this shit. This is better than that time we got "Mark Buckles sucks balls" on the CNN website poll.Last 5 Places Saddam Hussein Was Hiding
| 1. | One of several elaborate underground tunnels theorized during first Gulf War |
| 2. | Baghdad Denny's, open 24 hours, breakfast anytime |
| 3. | Foreign film section of Alabama Blockbuster |
| 4. | Baby's momma house |
| 5. | Don Imus |
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