Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Heavy Petting: When Fat People Make Out |
| 2. | Review: Give 'Em Hell, Harry Houdini |
| 3. | Uncle Macho's Pure Stallion Dog Food |
| 4. | Six College Courses for Retards and Sorority Girls |
| 5. | Critics' Corner: Whatever Brad Pitt's in Sucks |
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