Quote of the Day
“History is written by Jonathan Winters.”
-Germaine "Double Dip" ProverbFortune 500 Cookie
For God's sake, don't climb up in that porcupine tree. Sorry, being optimistic still won't get you a discount on eyeglasses. Remember, "lambast" is neither a compliment nor a veterinary term. This week, you will find love where you least expected it: up the ass. Your lucky disguise: a giant plastic toucan.
Try again later.Best Shakespeare Film Adaptions
| 1. | Romeo and Julian |
| 2. | Hamlet Strikes Back |
| 3. | A Midsummer Night's Rave |
| 4. | Tougher than Leather |
| 5. | Richard III: Richard Goes to Hell |
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