Quote of the Day
“I am the very model of a modern major general. Perhaps this explains my inability to move my limbs and the pungent smell of airplane glue.”
-Gilgamesh SullivanFortune 500 Cookie
You're set loose and Fancy free, since your cat Fancy ran away. The girl checking you out at Safeway is indeed the lead singer of Deee-Lite. If one thing gets your goat, it's goat theft—consider a goat lock. Lucky Wilburys are Boo, Spike, and Lefty.
Try again later.Top 5 Michael Jackson Trial Revelations
| 1. | Sleeping with children in your bed only huge moral quaqmire—not illegal |
| 2. | Elephant Man bones were delicious |
| 3. | "Thriller" song autobiographical |
| 4. | Body almost 78% artificial ingredients |
| 5. | Jackson himself a delusional product of being raised in the spotlight; middle name Joseph |
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