Quote of the Day
“I cannot tell a lie—I like big butts. You other brothers can't deny. My anaconda don't want none, lest you have buns, hon.”
-George WizzleswishingtonFortune 500 Cookie
Our apologies, but the guy doing your fortune was a complete fraud—hmph. You'd think we'd have seen that coming. This week, reconsider investing in those flame-retardant pajamas for the little ones. Definitely Burger King—definitely. Lucky dusts this week: Gold, saw, angel, and the stuff on grampa's skin.
Try again later.Top T.V. Shows
| 1. | Friends, NBC |
| 2. | New Friends, NBC |
| 3. | Wilma & Non-Threatening Abstinent Gay Man, NBC |
| 4. | Black Friends, UPN |
| 5. | Star Truck: Interstate, UPN |
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