Milestones
1965: commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term "Dingleberry" at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.Now Hiring
Doormat. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.Top Oprah Book Club Rejections
| 1. | The Venomous Black Bitch by Phil Donahue |
| 2. | Fried Pork Cracklin's in Butter by Flanny Fragg |
| 3. | The Happy and Compliant Slave by Newt Whiteny |
| 4. | How Stella Left Her Groove Under the Seat on the Plane Ride Back by Terry McMillan |
| 5. | Fight Club by Jerry Springer |
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