Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.Now Hiring
Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.Worst Arguments Used Against Right-to-Die Advocates
| 1. | Can't learn to play fiddle when you're dead |
| 2. | My personal religion goes against it, ergo, you should do what I say |
| 3. | Star Wars III looks like it's going to redeem the series |
| 4. | Probably no afterlife, just a harrowing void of darkness and stillness for eternity |
| 5. | Got a really good feeling things are gonna turn around for you, man |
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