Milestones
1987: A practical joke backfires, resulting in Roland McShyster being put in charge of Orion Pictures.Now Hiring
Neighbor. Must be unpredictably silly and capable of conjuring up outlandish schemes week after week. Applicant will be judged based on appeal to uncreative mass audiences and spin-off potential. Non-white, homosexual a plus.Top Cruel New Rumors
| 1. | Gay people can't whistle |
| 2. | Tennessee quarter shows state trooper harassing black motorist |
| 3. | French Stewart not actually French |
| 4. | Cats love vodka |
| 5. | Donald Trump is secret owner of McDonald's chain |
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