Quote of the Day
“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be Microsoft's new Futuretron 3000 Duck Simulator. That's almost a duck!”
-Rodney CheesesteakFortune 500 Cookie
When kicking out at opponents this week, aim for the nuts—always a good strategy. It's time to let that baby shark go home to its mama; it's been two years and you've got to take a bath sometime. Look forward this week to a final showdown with your mortal nemesis, Weezer. But watch out for the Rentals to intervene.
Try again later.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Shit for Brains: The United Negro College Fund's Worst Fundraiser Ever |
| 2. | Classic Rock, or Beethoven's 10th Symphony, "Stairway to Heaven" |
| 3. | Flattering "Big Dick" Bosco |
| 4. | We Can Win a War on Terrorism and Other Favorite Folk Tales |
| 5. | Butter or Margarine: America's Favorite Sweat Smell |
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