Quote of the Day
“No man is an island. But I have met several women I would like to live on for the rest of my life.”
-John Donne JuanFortune 500 Cookie
By the pricking of my thumb I have really fucked up my keyboard playing. Trust in a higher power this week—the Waffle King knows what he's doing. Why be merely happy when you could be shit-yer-drawers happy? The world is you oyster, which explains that nauseating fish smell you can't escape. Lucky hammers roofing, jack, ball peen, MC.
Try again later.Top 2004 Blockbuster Busts
| 1. | For the Love of Godzilla |
| 2. | Jaws 5: Jaws of Life |
| 3. | Romy & Michelle's Jai Alai Reunion |
| 4. | Gargamel: The Movie |
| 5. | Dude, Where's My Cartographer?: The Christopher Columbus Story |
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