Milestones
1998: Omar Bricks pees off the world's largest man-made waterfall. Not really relevant to anything else, but still pretty cool.Now Hiring
Yes Man. Agreeable sort needed to attend staff meetings and dilute the concentration of "Huh?" Men presently attending.5 Ways to Spend Your $208 Million Lottery Jackpot
| 1. | Finance own album of you singing Broadway standards; pay people to buy it |
| 2. | Invest heavily in million-dollar ducks |
| 3. | Buy a car for everyone you know, something they could all fit in at once |
| 4. | Spend 208 nights with Demi Moore |
| 5. | Fund grassroots pro-President Bush campaigns |
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