Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top Oprah Book Club Rejections
| 1. | The Venomous Black Bitch by Phil Donahue |
| 2. | Fried Pork Cracklin's in Butter by Flanny Fragg |
| 3. | The Happy and Compliant Slave by Newt Whiteny |
| 4. | How Stella Left Her Groove Under the Seat on the Plane Ride Back by Terry McMillan |
| 5. | Fight Club by Jerry Springer |
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