Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Bestselling Books
| 1. | The Tired Lawyer Concept
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| 2. | Sexual Intercourse For Dummies
Mitch Harvey |
| 3. | Networking For Assholes
Kelly Ward |
| 4. | Spanish For the Impotent
Dean Harmon |
| 5. | The Dysfunctional Family Who Could Not Suppress Their Problems For One Lousy Thanksgiving
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