Quote of the Day
“'Tis a far, far better thing I do today than I have ever done… in fact, where I'm from, I'm kind of known as an asshole.”
-Cute Little DickensFortune 500 Cookie
Remember to clean your ears—a friend of ours died from not doing that, no shit. What time is it? Half-past beer-thirty. Always never forget to quit being scared to not ask questions.
Try again later.Top Samuel Berger Excuses for Hiding Documents in Pants
| 1. | Was hoping only hot babes had clearance to read pages. |
| 2. | In early stages of making a nest for baby starlings. |
| 3. | Not everybody can afford a snazzy briefcase, Rockefeller. |
| 4. | Trying to conceive children; needed to keep the boys warm. |
| 5. | Classify this, motherfucker. |
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