Milestones
1921: Underground rumor begins that Lil Duncan, to be born in 50 years, will like the kinky stuff.Now Hiring
Deaf Mute. Duties include standing around, accepting blame for assorted office mishaps, and listening to Ramrod Hurley's stories about the one time he went fishing. Antidepressant prescription a plus.Most Popular US Flag-themed Paraphernalia
| 1. | Child-Sized Thong Bikini Bottoms |
| 2. | Ol' Glory Toilet Brush |
| 3. | Rastafarian Hat |
| 4. | Browning Zenophobe 12 Guage Shotgun |
| 5. | Stars 'n Stripes Edition Volvo |
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