Milestones
1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonÃs ìCharge of the Light Brigadeî is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heÃs drunk.Now Hiring
Treasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Least-Anticipated Holiday Movies
| 1. | Miracle in an Alley Behind 34th Street |
| 2. | Walking in a Winter Wonderbra |
| 3. | It Would Be a Wonderful Life if I WasnÃt So Suicidal |
| 4. | Christ, itÃs Christmas Already |
| 5. | Frosty the Snow Dealer |
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