The Burning Coal of Wisdom Crammed Inside the Anus of Truth
Quote of the Day
“The good die first. Then, the not-so good. Then the ugly. Strike that, the ugly should die first. Can I start again? If there are any good left, don't kill them yet, we've still got some uglies over here.”-Billiam Swordswart
Fortune 500 Cookie
The next time you give a dog as a gift, why don't you try poking some holes in the cellophane, ay handyman? Here's something to chew on: gum. Remember: you can't hurry love, but you can get your ass in motion when you're blocking the express lane, chunky. This week's lucky ducks: Donald, Daffy, Dontrelle, Fukka.Try again later.
Top-Selling Halloween Masks
| 1. | John Kerry w/ matching beret |
| 2. | George W. Bush w/ matching quizzical look |
| 3. | Zorro's cheaper cousin Steve-o |
| 4. | Me, only better |
| 5. | Eddie Murphy circa 1986 |
| 6. | Gollum/Rupert Murdoch 2-year reusable mask |
| 7. | Irresistible Sexy Man #34 |
| 8. | Scary Scream guy stealing "The Scream" |
| 9. | '57 Studebaker |
| 10. | That guy over there |
