Quote of the Day
“The true measure of a man is four inches, four and a quarter. That's flaccid. No joke.”
-Samuel "Big" JohnsonFortune 500 Cookie
Try to remember every dog has his day, and Tuesday, it's yours, Rags. Looks like you being selected as Oprah's Book of the Month wasn't the last bad thing that'll happen to you. You still haven't taken down the Christmas decorations? Son of a bitch.
Try again later.Top 5 Ways Bush Could Raise Approval Rating
| 1. | Replace Hugh Jackman in next X-Men sequel |
| 2. | Give out free abortion to pro-choicers on Roe v. Wade anniversary; for pro-lifers, kill convicted criminal |
| 3. | Be seen everywhere with new wheelchair-bound friend |
| 4. | Go on Leno, punch Tom Cruise right in sack |
| 5. | Win war on terrorism, declare war on disagreement next |
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