Frankly my dear, we don't fucking care
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Quote of the Day
“Sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much. Okay, you want the truth? It's not the honesty. It's that really rough patch of skin you have. Have you ever been to a doctor for shingles?”-Hildy Daniels
Fortune 500 Cookie
This Bud's for you; at least, that's what I'm telling the cops if they pull us over. You'll be horrified to learn that woman you've been ogling in that "Physical" video for years is mom. White man finally break treaty again, just like you been expecting all these years. Take the Rockford Files theme off your answering machine already, the joke was old in 1994.Try again later.
Top Reasons Chinese Protest Against Japan
| 1. | Lousy Japanese driving creates international stereotype against all Asians |
| 2. | Oppressive communist computer chips frequently mocked in Japan |
| 3. | Age-old rivalry involving some chick named Xiang Chao |
| 4. | China invented overpopulation; Japan just copying us |
| 5. | China jealous of slightly more freedom available in Japan |
BY shamu wells d'froad
6/24/2002
I smoked a thin cigarette quickly in one puff. It was what I do. I'm currently unemployed.
From the end of the beach I could see the shaky man coming, walking his dog. The shaky man is called that, by me, because of his never-ending addict trembles that riddle his body. I don't know his name, I've always called him the shaky man, though the dog's name is Boner.
"Bon jour, Boner," I say, feeling it would be silly to address the man, whose name I do not know.
"Don't talk to my dog, you insignificant French asshole," says the shaky man. He has a slight stutter when he says "t-t-t-t-talk" and "F-F-F-F-French." I can't say I disagree with him, I certainly am insignificant and French. I suppose I'm an asshole as well, at least as the standard slang meaning...
