Quote of the Day
“You can't tell me what to do. Unless I was already just about to do the thing you said. Then I'll do what you say, but not because you said to do it. Hold on; let me draw up a flow chart.”
-Pistain JohnsonFortune 500 Cookie
In retrospect, it was a mistake to name your jewelry store "Who Faahted?" Try learning a new song this week: Everybody's sick of the theme from Ice Pirates. You'll get lucky in the market this week: all your stocks will plummet, but you're going to get laid by a butcher. This week's lucky terms of endearment: Ninjatits, Daddy's Little Freebaser, Grape Ape, President Precious, Monsieur Brabuster.
Try again later.Best Selling Albums
| 1. | Come On Britney Spears |
| 2. | I Keep Returning Like Freddy Krueger Madonna |
| 3. | Passable Generic Metal Creed |
| 4. | Farting to Critical Raves Radiohead |
| 5. | Fossils Aerosmith |
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