Quote of the Day
“Sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much. Okay, you want the truth? It's not the honesty. It's that really rough patch of skin you have. Have you ever been to a doctor for shingles?”
-Hildy DanielsFortune 500 Cookie
This Bud's for you; at least, that's what I'm telling the cops if they pull us over. You'll be horrified to learn that woman you've been ogling in that "Physical" video for years is mom. White man finally break treaty again, just like you been expecting all these years. Take the Rockford Files theme off your answering machine already, the joke was old in 1994.
Try again later.Top Reasons for Honking
| 1. | Air-horn busted |
| 2. | Thought I saw nipples |
| 3. | Rat-in-road! Rat-in-road! |
| 4. | Song needed a horn part |
| 5. | Lonely |
| 6. | That bumper sticker is right! |
| 7. | Fluent in Morse code and proud of it |
| 8. | Needed to clear path on sidewalk |
| 9. | I know that guy! |
| 10. | Because I can |
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