Milestones
1821: Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua all gain independence, consequently leaving them ripe for U.S. corporate invasion and political meddling.Now Hiring
Mark Buckles is a Cockwad. Holy shit I don't believe we got that in print! Man, you were right, Sammy, they don't ever proofread this shit. This is better than that time we got "Mark Buckles sucks balls" on the CNN website poll.Top Nicknames for Each Toe
| 1. | Lil Pete |
| 2. | Sweat Hog |
| 3. | Midlor, the Middle Toe |
| 4. | Die Schweine! |
| 5. | Mr. Overrated |
| 6. | King Shit |
| 7. | Toe Ain't So Big |
| 8. | Jam Salad |
| 9. | Steve McQueen in The Great Escape |
| 10. | Phantom Itch |
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