Quote of the Day
“When you wish upon a star… doesn't that burn like a motherfucker? Those things are basically like other suns. Me, I do all my wishing on the floor of my bedroom.”
-"Cricket-Bat" Nigel JiminyFortune 500 Cookie
Your future lies in Clearasil, now and forever. Having Carrot Top fill in for you at the anchor desk Tuesday might just end your career. Why is more than one sheep still called sheep? And why are they so damned affectionate? You're going to regret correcting Randy Savage's grammar before the week is done. Saturday: Fish or die.
Try again later.Top Revelations of 9/11 Investigation
| 1. | "World Trade Center" actually two buildings |
| 2. | Apparently some people don't like the U.S. |
| 3. | Bush fled Air Force One in private jet shuttle, "Baby Bush" |
| 4. | Possibility tragic incident could have been prevented |
| 5. | Colin Powell really nice |
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