Quote of the Day
“To sleep, perchance to dream. As long as I do not dream of being pursued by that creepy Duracell robot family, for that shit was truly too much for a soul to endure.”
-Robert ShakenspearFortune 500 Cookie
Do not take the road less traveled, 'cause the toll is complete bullshit. If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? Your mother will finally find out this week. Two brutal assaults is a coincidence, three is a lack of self-control. Expect to be broken hearted this week, as the writing on the bathroom wall foretold. Lucky numbers all make a sum of 9.
Try again later.Worst Things to Yell in Church
| 1. | "Who the hell I gotta fuck to get a communion wafer around here?" |
| 2. | "Father, bless me for I have pissed the confessional again…" |
| 3. | "Altar boy sleepover? Bitchin'!" |
| 4. | "Gawd, did you see that dude up there nailed to that cross? Creeeep-y!" |
| 5. | "Am I the only one here for the monster truck show?" |
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