05/28/26
The Burning Coal of Wisdom Crammed Inside the Anus of Truth
|  Vase  November 4, 1999 "Mom had this vase given to her in Great Aunt Mable's will and she loved it dearly. It sat on a wooden table in front of our picture window. I think it was from Japan. All I remember was the funny blue lines that decorated its pale, white surface. She told all of us kids never to touch that vase. I asked her if I could put things in it and she told me, 'Only on special occasions.'
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.