09/13/25
More fun than an alcoholic stepdad
|  Vase  November 4, 1999 "Mom had this vase given to her in Great Aunt Mable's will and she loved it dearly. It sat on a wooden table in front of our picture window. I think it was from Japan. All I remember was the funny blue lines that decorated its pale, white surface. She told all of us kids never to touch that vase. I asked her if I could put things in it and she told me, 'Only on special occasions.'
Turns out finding three dozen night crawlers isn't a special occasion." Quote of the Day“Communication leads to community, that is, to understanding, intimacy and mutual valuing.”-Free-Rome Cell Phone Advertisement Fortune 500 CookieTurns out you should have shot the deputy, too. This week will seem a lot like last week, only with less scabies. Remember, no good deed goes unpunished, and dirty deeds are done dirt cheap. Paulie? Fuck Paulie.Try again later. Top Cruel New Rumors
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.