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The genius machine has no off-switch
|  Blogby Violet Tiara   May 28, 2007 There was a frogon my pog until a dog ate the pog and a log ate the dog on a jog yes, the log then a clog ate the log and a bog ate the clog and in the bog swam a hog in the smog sent from Prague as I slog through eggnog like a cog and a polliwog recalls the frog on the pog and a dog drops a log where I jog and a hair clog in the bog chokes the hog in the smog and in Prague Praguers slog sipping eggnog through a cog while a Golliwog offends the frog smells the pog bites the dog and writes a blog. Quote of the Day“Yours is not to question why, yadda yadda yadda, just jump out of the goddamned plane already.”-Corporal "D-Wipe" Heisenhouser Fortune 500 CookieLet me be the first to say: Elastic Grandmacraps. You can run but you can't hide, and that's why you never got the Hide 'N Seek scholarship to Brown you had your hopes set on. Your character of Jasper the Friendly Goat will garner you the attention you've long desired this week, but will be much more of the legal variety than you had intended. This week's lucky animal cookies: dog, penguin, June bug, Oreo.Try again later. Least-Watched Holiday Specials
 Nice Smile Teeth made from beef are a source of great grief for Leif and a thief with the brief name of Queef. Chewing with meat is a feat quite neat, but a taste far from sweet when heat makes meat excrete. The Dentist, an apprentice, was a Chicagoland... (3/19/07) Meat in the Ground Toasters are boasters and otters are modest but the lotto you bought was for the wrong archipelago. Mangy changers are deranged, sez strange Jessica Lange. Druids love fluids but who is the wiser the Kaiser? On rye, sir, that miser misspelt... (4/10/06) Nanotech Speckles Nanotech speckles form freckles electronic, bionic and fair On my face and the space around as sound pleasing sound eeks from the sparkles there in my glittery hair Bear hair, cloned re-zoned to my bald scalp like carpeting the Alps like... (12/12/05)            |
