Meat in the Groundby Violet Tiara ![]() April 10, 2006 Toasters are boastersand otters are modest but the lotto you bought was for the wrong archipelago. Mangy changers are deranged, sez strange Jessica Lange. Druids love fluids but who is the wiser the Kaiser? On rye, sir, that miser misspelt Pfizer. Fuck 'em. Loosely my tooth sings of ribald rococo. Yoko went loco and toked all my Midal in a long bong from Hong Kong with tongs from Longs and songs about John's stained brainbeans and Charlie Sheen's love of Ween. Cancer is fancier if called carcinoma Oklahoma has roma tomatoes in pails and bails without fail their sails white sheets in seas of wheat and meat in the ground where peat should be found and backsweat from the accident rolled up in rolling papers that taper to a point of tip. Quote of the Day“Love, love will tear us apart again. So quit telling those jocks we both like it in the butt.”-Joy Divinski Fortune 500 CookieYou will spend so much time with your foot in your mouth this week, people will mistake it for performance art. Beat the living shit out of the first person who calls you "buddy" today—best to nip that shit in the bud. Your only remaining shot at true happiness now is joining a cult or getting hooked on heroin: your call. This week's lucky midgets: "Stretch" Svorsded, Suitcase Mike, Jimmy "Dogslapper" McVaughn, Upskirt Kilgore, Ross "The Toss" Ramstein.Try again later. Top 5 News-Filler Stories
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