![]() Bouncing Against Injusticeby Tavo Scott ![]() ![]() June 27, 2005 I am a beach ball You bet your balls Round and colorful inflated and plastic I piss you off at concerts I lure you into the deep end drown you, dumb fuck I am the Hungry Hippo I eat your marble always eating your marbles until I am the victor and your Hippo starves thin and dessicated fat-ass Hippo I am the guitar of humanity strumming the tune you dread thundering power chords while you pick your notes shredding my own neck wavering my whammy bar solo, bitch! I am that beach ball hate like a beach ball malicious like a beach ball bouncing through the system Rat-a-tap against the man Tap-a-rat against the establishment like the beach ball of justice and I'm telling you for the last time, old man in the gray house and fenced yard I want my beach ball back Milestones1992: Ramon Nootles is married in Las Vegas. It is not the last wedding for Nootles, nor his last in Las Vegas, nor his last making heavy use of alcohol and strippers.Now HiringHooker. Must pretend to be girlfriend while bosses are visiting. Live with handsome bachelor, no sex involved, go on crazy shopping expeditions with high potential for comedy. Should be capable of winning people over with down-to-earth personality. If successful, will go on to become full-time beard for obviously gay attractive man.Favorite Porn Magazines
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