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|  Phil Spector's Hairby Violet Tiara   June 6, 2005 Rising high like a psychedelic mushroom cloudso loud without a sound Holy Jesus, did you see Phil Spector's hair? Big like Canada Big like the sun Big like an idea whose time has come Phil Spector's hair is like a Zen koan Through which the wind doesn't whistle, it moans It's so big it's small It's so short it's tall Fuck it man, I lost my Frisbee in there Phil Spector's hair's got more air Than Neptune's atmosphere Phil Spector's hair is like the end of the world Blotting out the sun Like a hot air balloon from hell What's that smell? I can't get nothing on my cell Dammit, Phil. I imagine a whole colony of weebles living in there in the city of Phil Spector's Hair Or the Whos that Horton heard And rare, endangered species of bird Goddamn, Sam I think a barber from another dimension Had a hand in those extensions "Hey look, I'm on the TV!" No shit dude, you ARE the TV Now move a little to the left So I can get TBS I can hear the empty cans of hair spray rattle when he walks That thing lists like a satellite when he talks There's a gaping hole in the ozone over that hair constellation That shit's giving me nightmares like Ringu And that's another annoying thing, too That hair's in my peripheral vision 24/7 And at a quarter to eleven I can still see a quarter of Phil's hair in the sky As it sets in the West and in the East It rises like yeast It's the key to Middle East Peace And it soothes the savage beast But dammit, man How come I always get seated behind Phil Spector at the goddamned movies? Quote of the Day“All the world's a stage, and unfortunately everyone's doing improv and they think they're so fucking funny. But you know what? LAME.”-Bill Shacksperd Fortune 500 CookieTop dentists all agree: You need teeth, so in short, allow the gargantuan redneck arguing over who did that "Life is a Highway" song to win the disagreement. Sometimes life feels like a TV show, and this week it feels like Red Shoe Diaries—the nudity is all too brief and all your sex will be simulated. Taste taser, motherfucker. Lucky moods are alright, not too bad/you?, feelin' frisky, and I seriously can't go on living no more.Try again later. Women Other Than Christina Ricci We Want Chained to Our Radiator
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