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|  My Love is Like an Orangeby Zanzibar McNally   April 11, 2005 My Love is Like an Orange,
all shiny and orange and filled with a citrus burst to quench your lonely thirst. My love is not like porridge or storage or forage For my love is like an orange and… Bugger, nothing rhymes with orange. Nevermind. My Love is Like Silver lightning-quick and quite valuable but with great heat it is malleable to the shape of your heart or at least the romantic heart-shape as it commonly appears since a real heart-shape would just look weird. My love is not like a sliver or pilfer or Dilbert For my love is like silver and… Fuck me twice! My Love is Like a Month long and neatly ordered and on a calendar it's bordered by your graceful face and little flower shapes. My love is not like a mouth or a dunce or a billionth For my love is like a month and… Oh, fuck it all. My love is like a goddamned flower. Quote of the Day“The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas! Except near Houston, Dallas or Fort Worth. Talk about your smog. Jesus, this song's gonna need another verse.”-Clement B. Doogle Fortune 500 CookieMama said there'd be days like this, but the bitch lied. The success or failure of this coming week hinges on your proper understanding of the word "gonad," so take our advice and go buy a dictionary now, Skippy. Order lots of Chinese food this week, but don't pick it up. This week's lucky accidents: back-flip off ladder onto hardwood floor, lip caught on drain while bathtub's full, wearing flammable jumpsuit to Great White concert, 15 car pile-up.Try again later. Top-Selling Halloween Masks
 Blown by the Sun The night air like a cheese, perfumed with sea water A blocky, leaky, laggy cheese coating us all We the three of us tramp through Panama City Selling fake insurance policies for a dollar to The tourists The cops roust us here and there, upon... (4/4/05) Motherfucker Goose There was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn't even have to work I had to support them all because she's a liar Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone I porked the old crow ... (3/7/05) Quadrophonia Love is a many-splendored thing with tentacles. "Ding-dong, the witch has snacks, that Rax hires blacks and Jack hates jacks. Which old witch? Fool, how many witches you know? Shiiiit." Felt manacles felt fantastical when I was... (2/28/05)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.