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We love the ‘80s
|  My Love is Like an Orangeby Zanzibar McNally   April 11, 2005 My Love is Like an Orange,
all shiny and orange and filled with a citrus burst to quench your lonely thirst. My love is not like porridge or storage or forage For my love is like an orange and… Bugger, nothing rhymes with orange. Nevermind. My Love is Like Silver lightning-quick and quite valuable but with great heat it is malleable to the shape of your heart or at least the romantic heart-shape as it commonly appears since a real heart-shape would just look weird. My love is not like a sliver or pilfer or Dilbert For my love is like silver and… Fuck me twice! My Love is Like a Month long and neatly ordered and on a calendar it's bordered by your graceful face and little flower shapes. My love is not like a mouth or a dunce or a billionth For my love is like a month and… Oh, fuck it all. My love is like a goddamned flower. Quote of the Day“Yawn and the world yawns with you. Fart and you fart alone.”-Dr. Filbert Fortune 500 CookieStop taking it so personally when everyone tells you how ugly you are. At least you're getting noticed. That breakfast cereal you made out of Tic Tacs sure has helped your breath, but next week our crystal ball shows a diagnosis for cancer of the everything. They say dogs are a good judge of character, and even dogs don't like your screenplay. This week's lucky Tims: Tiny Tim, Spazzy Tim, Him Tim, Tim and Tim Again, Phantom Tim, Tim Saved in a Bottle.Try again later. Top Surprising Oscar Snubs
 Blown by the Sun The night air like a cheese, perfumed with sea water A blocky, leaky, laggy cheese coating us all We the three of us tramp through Panama City Selling fake insurance policies for a dollar to The tourists The cops roust us here and there, upon... (4/4/05) Motherfucker Goose There was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn't even have to work I had to support them all because she's a liar Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone I porked the old crow ... (3/7/05) Quadrophonia Love is a many-splendored thing with tentacles. "Ding-dong, the witch has snacks, that Rax hires blacks and Jack hates jacks. Which old witch? Fool, how many witches you know? Shiiiit." Felt manacles felt fantastical when I was... (2/28/05)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.