![]() Motherfucker Gooseby Richard Stooter ![]() ![]() March 7, 2005 There was an old woman who
lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn't even have to work I had to support them all because she's a liar Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone I porked the old crow but don't let my friends know it was, like, 4 a.m. and I hadn't been lucky all night As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives it's my friend, Gary, ol' G-Dawg I'm not sure whose wives they all were Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep so she smacks his ass with her gigantic staff until he learns his lesson or the hour he paid for is up the costume costs extra Wee Willy Winky shut-up, bitch, the hot tub was cold There was a young guy named Dick whose psychiatrist said he was sick he suffers from permanent arrested development because his mother domineered and his dad was quite queer but at least he got a few poems out of all of it Quote of the Day“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. They have to, because let's face it—you're never going to support yourself as a fucking poet, cheech.”-B.S. Eliode Fortune 500 CookieExpect a big upturn in your finances when a bag of silver dollars dropped from a skyscraper nearly kills you. People flock to your show when The New York Times calls you "Stomp for people who wish Stomp would just fucking die already." The court case is decided this week and you now legally have bragging rights. Lucky meat substitutes: Soy, tofu, tofurkey, a McDonald's hamburger.Try again later. Least Popular Summer Blockbusters
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