![]() Motherfucker Gooseby Richard Stooter ![]() ![]() March 7, 2005 There was an old woman who
lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn't even have to work I had to support them all because she's a liar Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone I porked the old crow but don't let my friends know it was, like, 4 a.m. and I hadn't been lucky all night As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives it's my friend, Gary, ol' G-Dawg I'm not sure whose wives they all were Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep so she smacks his ass with her gigantic staff until he learns his lesson or the hour he paid for is up the costume costs extra Wee Willy Winky shut-up, bitch, the hot tub was cold There was a young guy named Dick whose psychiatrist said he was sick he suffers from permanent arrested development because his mother domineered and his dad was quite queer but at least he got a few poems out of all of it Milestones2002: Office prick and former Acting-Editor Ramrod Hurley successfully turns 30, leading us on an endless week-long binge of bitching, moaning, and strange acts of vandalism we hope not to repeat this year.Now HiringBig Fat Patsy. 'Cause we're not taking the rap for this, see. We must look like a real all-day sucker to you, yeah, a sucker, with a big fat wrapper. Boy, should we have seen it coming! Played like a two-bit piano from day one. Backstabbing dames need not apply.Top Fake Names Used for Fraudulent Repeat Voting
![]() Quadrophonia Love is a many-splendored thing with tentacles. "Ding-dong, the witch has snacks, that Rax hires blacks and Jack hates jacks. Which old witch? Fool, how many witches you know? Shiiiit." Felt manacles felt fantastical when I was... (2/28/05) Popular Road I rode a horse on a winding path And saw before me, though I'm bad at math The path became two roads ahead One rocky and coarse, a bitch to tread The safer course, apparent to sight Was clean-cut and easy, a porridge "just right" With... (2/7/05) The Road to Budokan On the road to Budokan I met a man named Rama Dan. And Rama Dan had a dog named Frog, who hopped like the same. Frog also wore a green polystyrene suit, serving to make the resemblance more acute. Frog didn't know what a frog was or that... (1/31/05) ![]() ![]() ![]() |