Quadrophoniaby Violet Tiara ![]() February 28, 2005 Love is a many-splendored thing
with tentacles. "Ding-dong, the witch has snacks, that Rax hires blacks and Jack hates jacks. Which old witch? Fool, how many witches you know? Shiiiit." Felt manacles felt fantastical when I was bound to the brownie hound (a giant cartoon dog with a love for fudge, not my dirty neighbor who mooned the judge). To judge the moon is to prune your doom, its mood is construed as rude by those who've measured its glows. The hose grows a nose when I close my eyes to a slit but peek a bit and the world lies in blurs the size of the space on my face where the air escapes. Seeping sleep hisses out of your pores while little brother pisses on lists of chores animal crackers crack under the weight of a mailman waiting for Annabelle's date. Joy, joy, the Christmas bear flew into a rage and pulled out his hair, Dancing Clancey's pants were fancy enough that the cops took an interest in him and made him down a fifth of gin before they made him spin spin spin! Like a sprinkler of vomit a comet of bile shot from poor Clancey's face-part while the cops ran for cover and Eldaway's mother opened an umbrella just in time and I ate a lime just to make it rhyme. Quote of the Day“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. They have to, because let's face it—you're never going to support yourself as a fucking poet, cheech.”-B.S. Eliode Fortune 500 CookieExpect a big upturn in your finances when a bag of silver dollars dropped from a skyscraper nearly kills you. People flock to your show when The New York Times calls you "Stomp for people who wish Stomp would just fucking die already." The court case is decided this week and you now legally have bragging rights. Lucky meat substitutes: Soy, tofu, tofurkey, a McDonald's hamburger.Try again later. Five Worst Blues Musicians Ever
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