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|  Popular Roadby Sampson L. Hartwig   February 7, 2005 I rode a horse on a winding path
And saw before me, though I'm bad at math The path became two roads ahead One rocky and coarse, a bitch to tread The safer course, apparent to sight Was clean-cut and easy, a porridge "just right" With either path my choice to choose I took the path less apt to bruise Yes, I took the road well-traveled And my seams kept sewn, my sweater stayed raveled My shoes suffered no pain or remorse Nor did my steed—just ask my horse Sure, it was crowded, and baked by the sun And assholes surrounded by whole metric ton Paved by cruelty and sadness and greed And it smelled like someone had been toking weed Maybe I got there two hours later And missed the buffet of free steak and taters But anything's better than being some jerk Who brags about taking the path of more work Quote of the Day“If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no inheritance. Die already, Uncle Franco… just… die.”-Winthrop Shuriken Fortune 500 CookieWho's the man? More specifically, who's the man who shattered your kneecap with a club and took you out of the competition? Now would be a good time to switch to NetFlix from your previous practice of watching the movie on the video store display TVs. Keep your eye on the sparrow. Lucky jeans: Levi, Bugle Boy, Lee, and Auel.Try again later. Least Popular Baby |
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