Popular Roadby Sampson L. Hartwig ![]() February 7, 2005 I rode a horse on a winding path
And saw before me, though I'm bad at math The path became two roads ahead One rocky and coarse, a bitch to tread The safer course, apparent to sight Was clean-cut and easy, a porridge "just right" With either path my choice to choose I took the path less apt to bruise Yes, I took the road well-traveled And my seams kept sewn, my sweater stayed raveled My shoes suffered no pain or remorse Nor did my steed—just ask my horse Sure, it was crowded, and baked by the sun And assholes surrounded by whole metric ton Paved by cruelty and sadness and greed And it smelled like someone had been toking weed Maybe I got there two hours later And missed the buffet of free steak and taters But anything's better than being some jerk Who brags about taking the path of more work Quote of the Day“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that's completely impossible by the laws of physics and laughable to every sane person.”-Mark Twaint Fortune 500 CookieThis is the week you finally snap. All those years spent strengthening your middle finger and thumb are really going to pay off big-time, playa. Try keeping your dehydrated mashed potato flakes and your dandruff collection in different-colored boxes this week, just in case that last date ever comes back. Oh, that autobiography you wrote in l33t? Yeah dude, nobody can read that shit. This week's lucky porn cameos: Jenna Jameson in the pilot of that awesome new Hoarders spin-off, Whoreders, Big Bird in Larry Bird: Big Bird, The Ghost of John Holmes in everything else you watch because you burnt that shit into your plasma, dumbass, and …wait, Ron Jeremy in your wedding video? WTF?Try again later. Top Searches
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