![]() Popular Roadby Sampson L. Hartwig ![]() ![]() February 7, 2005 I rode a horse on a winding path
And saw before me, though I'm bad at math The path became two roads ahead One rocky and coarse, a bitch to tread The safer course, apparent to sight Was clean-cut and easy, a porridge "just right" With either path my choice to choose I took the path less apt to bruise Yes, I took the road well-traveled And my seams kept sewn, my sweater stayed raveled My shoes suffered no pain or remorse Nor did my steed—just ask my horse Sure, it was crowded, and baked by the sun And assholes surrounded by whole metric ton Paved by cruelty and sadness and greed And it smelled like someone had been toking weed Maybe I got there two hours later And missed the buffet of free steak and taters But anything's better than being some jerk Who brags about taking the path of more work Quote of the Day“The day destroys the night, the night divides the day, carry the four, times the weekend, round up from seven, and: Presto! 14. Not sure what that means, I'll get back to you next album.”-Gin Orbison Fortune 500 CookieMonkeys and live electrical wire are a bad combo for you this week. Try combing your hair with a rake—hey, maybe those jokers were right. You will quit smoking this week, and upgrade to the syringe. Don't take any shit from the crippled, elderly, or the extremely weak: pretty much anybody you can get your girlfriend to beat up. This week's lucky burritos: Refried Revenge, Chock-Full- O-Olives, The Grand Mal, Nuthin-But-Sour- Cream, El Sleeping Bag, Someone Beaned My Ass Tonight.Try again later. Top Pants-Missing Explanations
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