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|  Drained Heartby Bartimere Gong   January 17, 2005 My heart
is empty like the keg on the porch Why, Denise, why? To drive home is fine designated driver you volunteered But to drive home with Mitch Mitch the Bitch we call him Why, Denise, why? They all say he bags everybody will fuck any thing in a skirt That includes Mac Kenna the Scottish Exchange Student No I do not shit you Why, Denise, why? I will still take you back unless you fucked him Even I have standards Milestones1982: Fred Connor born, grows up to lead successful rebellion against war of the machines in 2011. Or at least he would have been, if a Terminator hadn't successfully eliminated him from history, according to Research Editor Griswald Dreck.Now HiringGood Terminator. Talking to Griswald Dreck has made us see the wisdom of employing a preventative Terminator security system, preferably a skilled Terminator robot who has been reprogrammed to protect commune staff members. No pay or retirement plans—yours is not to reason why, just to do and die.Last 5 Places Saddam Hussein Was Hiding
 Party Girl Paris Hilton can kiss my ass, since when is that bitch the Head of the Class? That greasy skank's a Dennis who can't bring no menace. That's if she even knows what an ass is! Man, I've got an ass that surpasses, she barely even has one... (12/20/04) New Diet! Quiet! I'm going on a new diet! Now don't deny it, you know you wanna try it! Because a diet's way easier to do when the whole big world's on it with you! Gonna lose that baby fat that's been lurking around my tummy like a tapeworm ... (12/6/04) Peace Frog There's blood in the streets, there's meat on these sheets. What am I, sleeping with a butcher? Napping on crazy wax paper wrapped in crap vapors dreaming of walking on gongs past a sleeping pitbull. Goddamn is this song loud... (11/15/04)            |
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