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|  Drained Heartby Bartimere Gong   January 17, 2005 My heart
is empty like the keg on the porch Why, Denise, why? To drive home is fine designated driver you volunteered But to drive home with Mitch Mitch the Bitch we call him Why, Denise, why? They all say he bags everybody will fuck any thing in a skirt That includes Mac Kenna the Scottish Exchange Student No I do not shit you Why, Denise, why? I will still take you back unless you fucked him Even I have standards Milestones1990: Red Bagel's dark vision of the future presented in lecture form at a local college predicts a war in Iraq, though he incorrectly predicts the date as 2002. Unless… well, we'll wait and see, won't we?Now HiringBartender. Mix all variety of drinks, serve beers with a quick smile and friendly expression. Listening a must, flipping bottles and spinning like in Cocktail a plus. Must know when to cut off Ramrod Hurley—immediately—and when to cut off Red Bagel—never, if you like your job.Best John Travolta Comeback Films
 Party Girl Paris Hilton can kiss my ass, since when is that bitch the Head of the Class? That greasy skank's a Dennis who can't bring no menace. That's if she even knows what an ass is! Man, I've got an ass that surpasses, she barely even has one... (12/20/04) New Diet! Quiet! I'm going on a new diet! Now don't deny it, you know you wanna try it! Because a diet's way easier to do when the whole big world's on it with you! Gonna lose that baby fat that's been lurking around my tummy like a tapeworm ... (12/6/04) Peace Frog There's blood in the streets, there's meat on these sheets. What am I, sleeping with a butcher? Napping on crazy wax paper wrapped in crap vapors dreaming of walking on gongs past a sleeping pitbull. Goddamn is this song loud... (11/15/04)            |
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