![]() Drained Heartby Bartimere Gong ![]() ![]() January 17, 2005 My heart
is empty like the keg on the porch Why, Denise, why? To drive home is fine designated driver you volunteered But to drive home with Mitch Mitch the Bitch we call him Why, Denise, why? They all say he bags everybody will fuck any thing in a skirt That includes Mac Kenna the Scottish Exchange Student No I do not shit you Why, Denise, why? I will still take you back unless you fucked him Even I have standards Milestones131 B.C.: Roman inventor Pontius creates love accidentally while trying to come up with a perfume that staves off homosexuality. Anyone who disagrees, we invite them to tell us who created love then.Now HiringBarber. Staff barber sought to keep heads neat and trim, faces clean shaven, and reduce hippieness by at least 30%. Own scissors and weird Vitalis smell a plus. Controversial "tell-it-like-it-is" barbers need not apply.Top 5 commune Features This Week
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