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Like a friend you don't deserve
|  Whistlepigby Violet Tiara   August 23, 2004 Loud and sweet,
the howling of the whistlepig erects my nipples like sails taut in the wind. Sailfish taught me to win by cheating at cards, like a cardinal at charms or an oriole with arms. Whistlepig, whistlepig, let me in, caught by the hair on your skinny tin fin. It's just my luck to get fucked on a wagon by Chuck who'd suck a duck for a buck! Old Spice tastes nice on rice, but for half the price a calf with lice will cough in your soup—delicious! Pernicious rumors spread by baby boomers ruined my rep at the shipyards. But playing cards with retards will even get you barred from Menards. Vietnam was the bomb, that's word being spread by Deadheads. And redheads like Ed's bed according to the graffiti I've read. Whistlepigs ain't that big, but they feel like suede, sorta. And they'll suck the fat from your aorta like a lipo machine on Tommy Lasorda. I'd bet an erector set you'd wet the vet if you slept over. I hear he's got a deer clinic in Andover and he's got plastic sheets so come on over! Cleats made from beets would fit my feet, according to the guy at the shoe store. But don't ask what he wears that noose for, Unless you want to hear a moose roar. Whistlepigs! Whistlepigs stole my dozen donuts! I didn't tell them they could go nuts, I just said that they could share one. I guess they can't count or don't care none. I'm most pissed that one with the horizontal wrinkles made off with the pink mint sprinkles. This is a topping with which I'm quite taken, but today I'll have to settle for Whistlebacon! Quote of the Day“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, even more shame on you! Big fooler. Fool me three times… man, that brings back memories. Reminds me of when you made me drink that urine one time.”-Vick-O Martini Fortune 500 CookieThat heart attack medicine may be making your penis smaller, so just for safety's sake, stop taking it altogether. Learn to play the guitar this week; it's just another good reason to carry out that plan to kidnap Dweezil Zappa. Remember, passing gas in an elevator is not only rude, it also slows down your arrival time by up to 2 seconds.Try again later. Top Selling commune Paraphernalia
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