![]() Hungry Like a Wolfby Laurence Trundle Lawrence ![]() ![]() April 5, 2004 I'm hungry like a wolf
that just ate a whole big-ass bag of Purina but then he saw something really funny and was laughing so hard he barfed it all up. Dark in the city, night is a wire, steam in the subway, earth is a fire. Holy shit, how can I think about eating at a time like this? But it doesn't matter, you can't teach a wolf not to be so goddamned selfish. A wolf is like a box of chocolates all full of cherries and nougat and crazy shit you don't know how it got in there. A wolf can eat anything, like a tin can or a soccer ball. They're like goats except they can eat goats too. Goats can't eat other goats because they're the same size so they'd explode. But a wolf will eat your whole box of ding dongs and look at you like "What?" right before he pisses all over your stereo. In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt I'm after you. If you're a tuna sandwich or something I like, that is. It's not like I'm gonna eat a big greasy brick of braunschweiger or something gross just because I'm hungry. So I guess in that way I'm not quite "Hungry like a wolf" but I'd argue that I'm pretty close. Maybe like a wolf that's pretty picky, but that doesn't roll off the tongue quite so smooth. Quote of the Day“Give a man a fish, he eats today. Hide a fish in his jacket pocket and watch him go batshit trying to find where the smell's coming from.”-John J. Jesusheimer Schmidt Fortune 500 CookieTurns out your suspicions are correct and that Maurice Sendak book has been about you all this time. Peer-to-peer file-sharing claims its first victim when Metallica shows up at your house to beat the shit out of you. Remember to practice what you preach, because your preaching has been really amateur lately. Lucky numbers are all in Spanish this week.Try again later. Most-Favored Rok Finger Insults
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