![]() Constantinople (A Spent Tin Colon)by an anagramical poem by Skippy LeBonne ![]() ![]() March 8, 2004 Connie bought an opal
("Abalone coupon night!") from Constantinople. (Flint postmen croon. A) Dennis killed a dentist (dissident knelt Daniel) at noon on a weekend. (down on one knee at a) Eustace was the loosest (teahouse. "Slow Cassette,") old bag at the ball. (sang Wallet Bloodbath.) "Skippy LeBonne, ("Penis knob? Yelp!") what are you on?" ("Wore tuna? Ahoy!") Rest, wily Sergeant Cher, (The lyrics were strange.) these are not your nights. (Ugh, the nearest sonority) I swam easy, law (was miles away.) did not concern me. (Did cement corn on) Cher mutters "Oven off, (the covers turn me off?) do not wink." (I don't know.) "Ahem... Hulk tit bin (I think the album,) is full again." (alias "Gin Flu,") "Abscess kit, sud jug... (just sucked big ass.) where'd you get all this?" (The "Swirly Eel" ad ought) "Do we bleat out?" (to be outlawed.) Cher, you crazy bitch... (Buy other chic, crazy) It's just a dream. (U.S. art amid jest) End it... as... as I tend. (instead.) Quote of the Day“Love, love will tear us apart again. So quit telling those jocks we both like it in the butt.”-Joy Divinski Fortune 500 CookieYou will spend so much time with your foot in your mouth this week, people will mistake it for performance art. Beat the living shit out of the first person who calls you "buddy" today—best to nip that shit in the bud. Your only remaining shot at true happiness now is joining a cult or getting hooked on heroin: your call. This week's lucky midgets: "Stretch" Svorsded, Suitcase Mike, Jimmy "Dogslapper" McVaughn, Upskirt Kilgore, Ross "The Toss" Ramstein.Try again later. Top Racially Insensitive Desserts
![]() Your Sister? Your sister? I kissed her, because I thought she was you! …and you had the flu that made you gain a pound or two. Or twenty. Seriously, deliriously I did mack on her lips, but I thought I was eating chips all smothered in dips! ... (2/23/04) Vaginal Scrape! Vaginal scrape! Me! Today! Hot damn hot damn, get out of my way! I've got a date with Mr. Goodtimes. And the raindrops can't hit my ass Because I'm moving too fast. Take me home, Doctor Proctor. The evening shall be... (2/9/04) Fuckin' Cold It's cold outside Fuckin' cold Like a snowman's icy balls Like a dead Eskimo stuck to a flag pole Up in Ugunumtwat, Alaska. That cold. Why does it get so cold? Because God don't love you no more Charlie. Suck on that for a while. ... (1/26/04) ![]() ![]() ![]() |