![]() Your Sister?by Marcus McFadden ![]() ![]() February 23, 2004 Your sister?
I kissed her, because I thought she was you! …and you had the flu that made you gain a pound or two. Or twenty. Seriously, deliriously I did mack on her lips, but I thought I was eating chips all smothered in dips! I was all crazy and my vision was hazy because I missed you! And I thought I kissed you but I guess I fucked your sister instead. Did I say "fucked"? What's wrong with my head? Just kissed, don't get so pissed! She wasn't even that good… How'd I know she would rip off my clothes while I was watching my shows? No I'm not insulting your sister! I only kissed her, I wouldn't know if she's awesome in the sack with her nails down your back and all that. I don't know where I heard about that. I made it up, I slipped on the bath mat and cracked my skull on the tub so she gave it a rub. Hey the girl was confused, I could have banged my cock on the tub! Don't act so bruised! But anyway that's it, I banged my head and now all this crazy shit keeps coming out my mouth. Ignore it, don't store it for later use when some dude says your sister is loose. It ain't an excuse, so put down that noose! This ain't no dance and song, and you should be happy your sister and I get along! Damn. You think about it, I could have rightly have slapped her for ripping my nice shorts. I mean I love you. Milestones2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.Now HiringRoadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.Top 5 commune Features This Week
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