10/21/26
commune fever: die from it!
|  Your Sister?by Marcus McFadden   February 23, 2004 Your sister?
I kissed her, because I thought she was you! …and you had the flu that made you gain a pound or two. Or twenty. Seriously, deliriously I did mack on her lips, but I thought I was eating chips all smothered in dips! I was all crazy and my vision was hazy because I missed you! And I thought I kissed you but I guess I fucked your sister instead. Did I say "fucked"? What's wrong with my head? Just kissed, don't get so pissed! She wasn't even that good… How'd I know she would rip off my clothes while I was watching my shows? No I'm not insulting your sister! I only kissed her, I wouldn't know if she's awesome in the sack with her nails down your back and all that. I don't know where I heard about that. I made it up, I slipped on the bath mat and cracked my skull on the tub so she gave it a rub. Hey the girl was confused, I could have banged my cock on the tub! Don't act so bruised! But anyway that's it, I banged my head and now all this crazy shit keeps coming out my mouth. Ignore it, don't store it for later use when some dude says your sister is loose. It ain't an excuse, so put down that noose! This ain't no dance and song, and you should be happy your sister and I get along! Damn. You think about it, I could have rightly have slapped her for ripping my nice shorts. I mean I love you. Quote of the Day“Love is blindness, deafness, muteness, retardation, spinal bifida, shingles, crotch rot, Alzheimer's, malaria, gout, rubella…”-Doctor Love Fortune 500 CookieDon't spit, shit, or knit into the wind this week; as a matter of fact—stay out of the wind entirely. And those gibberish Mariachi lyrics you've been humming for the last three years—time to give that a rest. You will be mortified this week to discover that the family camping trips you've been repressing since childhood were the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain, and that you're not actually related to your uncle Phil. This week's lucky colas: Mister Flat, Diet Riot, Vanilla RBX174, Buurp, Cherry Fairy, PreP, Pepsi-dAC.Try again later. Top 5 News-Filler Stories
 Vaginal Scrape! Vaginal scrape! Me! Today! Hot damn hot damn, get out of my way! I've got a date with Mr. Goodtimes. And the raindrops can't hit my ass Because I'm moving too fast. Take me home, Doctor Proctor. The evening shall be... (2/9/04) Fuckin' Cold It's cold outside Fuckin' cold Like a snowman's icy balls Like a dead Eskimo stuck to a flag pole Up in Ugunumtwat, Alaska. That cold. Why does it get so cold? Because God don't love you no more Charlie. Suck on that for a while. ... (1/26/04) I Bought This Memory I bought this memory at Walgreens, it was discounted heavily. With it implanted I settled back to enjoy my reverie. But to my dismay I soon realized why this memory had been spurned. It was of eating a stale club sandwich whose mayonnaise... (1/12/04)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.