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|  Chase the Weaselby Chase Spergen   November 10, 2003 All around the Crunchberry bowl
the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought it was fuckin' funny until "POP!" goes the weasel! The fucking weasel exploded, I'm not kidding. It was fuckin' raunchy. Up and down the hallway stairs the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey liked to give 'im a scare then "POP!" went the weasel. Goddammit monkey! Quit chasing those weasels! There's no way we're getting the security deposit back now. Christ on a bike! Back and forth in front of the T.V. the monkey chased the weasel. And just before the start of the O.C. "POP!" goes the weasel! I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING AROUND, MONKEY! It's like Vietnam in here! You think I'm going to be able to convince girls that "Weasel Gore" was a wallpapering option? You're on thin, thin fucking ice, monkey. Through the day and all through the night the monkey chased the weasel. The weasel he did put up a good fight but still, "POP!" went the weasel. All around the goddamned house Chase, he chased the monkey. He'd teach that ape to mess up his pad… then "POP!" goes the weasel! FUCK! That's it, I give up! Do what you want monkey. Hey, don't give me that sad face. Okay, okay, you're still my buddy. Come to think of it, we do seem to have a pretty bad weasel infestation in this place. Probably a good thing I've got a monkey, actually. Quote of the Day“Love is blindness, deafness, muteness, retardation, spinal bifida, shingles, crotch rot, Alzheimer's, malaria, gout, rubella…”-Doctor Love Fortune 500 CookieDon't spit, shit, or knit into the wind this week; as a matter of fact—stay out of the wind entirely. And those gibberish Mariachi lyrics you've been humming for the last three years—time to give that a rest. You will be mortified this week to discover that the family camping trips you've been repressing since childhood were the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain, and that you're not actually related to your uncle Phil. This week's lucky colas: Mister Flat, Diet Riot, Vanilla RBX174, Buurp, Cherry Fairy, PreP, Pepsi-dAC.Try again later. Top Amish Profanities
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