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07/28/26   
Like lamb on acid


Rusty Klein

President Bush has repeatedly the rebuilding of Iraq is going much smoother than the media would have us believe. Though the media is prone to sensationalism, is it really possible to "filter" in several attacks on civilian quarters, numerous dead soldiers, and strife between Iraqi and American forces? — Professor Jeremy Klein










Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.
Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.
Top Recent Mother Mary Appearances
1.Wad of wet toilet paper, Gas station restroom floor, Houston TX
2.Numerous, Mother Mary's Gift Shop, Albuquerque NM
3.Fur pattern on Dalmatian's ass, Kingley OK
4.Burrito Del Maria, Taco Bell Extra Value Menu
5.Mary, Mary, ABC Thursdays
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