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01/19/26   
Often duplicated, never imitated


Rusty Klein

President Bush has repeatedly the rebuilding of Iraq is going much smoother than the media would have us believe. Though the media is prone to sensationalism, is it really possible to "filter" in several attacks on civilian quarters, numerous dead soldiers, and strife between Iraqi and American forces? — Professor Jeremy Klein










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2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.
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