![]() Deuceby Melora Gray ![]() ![]() October 27, 2003 slapped so hard his beak was loose.
But Bruce and Luce they called truce, and drank a can of blue moose juice. The goose he drank it through a sluice. Norman Snoran, small recluse, lives deep inside a red caboose. He's solitary, one could deduce, because his swearing is profuse. Though some think that just an excuse. Sorta Spellman, allow me to introduce, a girl for which I have no use. Some think her sullen, some obtuse. I can forgive the way she wears a noose, but not the day she betrayed me for produce! Zeus is taller than a spruce, an attribute he puts to misuse. Storks and stiltwalkers, he does seduce, until to tears they do reduce, when they find his love diffuse. Allow me to induce a sentiment as dark as mousse, for characters prone to abuse. The reasoning may be abstruse, but just to ponder: What the deuce? Quote of the Day“No man is an island. But I have met several women I would like to live on for the rest of my life.”-John Donne Juan Fortune 500 CookieBy the pricking of my thumb I have really fucked up my keyboard playing. Trust in a higher power this week—the Waffle King knows what he's doing. Why be merely happy when you could be shit-yer-drawers happy? The world is you oyster, which explains that nauseating fish smell you can't escape. Lucky hammers roofing, jack, ball peen, MC.Try again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
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