![]() Deuceby Melora Gray ![]() ![]() October 27, 2003 slapped so hard his beak was loose.
But Bruce and Luce they called truce, and drank a can of blue moose juice. The goose he drank it through a sluice. Norman Snoran, small recluse, lives deep inside a red caboose. He's solitary, one could deduce, because his swearing is profuse. Though some think that just an excuse. Sorta Spellman, allow me to introduce, a girl for which I have no use. Some think her sullen, some obtuse. I can forgive the way she wears a noose, but not the day she betrayed me for produce! Zeus is taller than a spruce, an attribute he puts to misuse. Storks and stiltwalkers, he does seduce, until to tears they do reduce, when they find his love diffuse. Allow me to induce a sentiment as dark as mousse, for characters prone to abuse. The reasoning may be abstruse, but just to ponder: What the deuce? Quote of the Day“Any man who serves as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. Because think about it, stupid, why you gonna pay some guy who didn't even go to law school? That's just dumb. And how do you pay yourself, anyway? Take your money out of one pocket and put it in the other? Silly. Or maybe you've got to hire a neutral third party to take the money and then hand it back to you, like a lawyer or somebody. Shit, this is gettin' expensive.”-Dred Scott Drummond Fortune 500 CookieYou're simply the best, and that depresses us all. The next time you're on trial for murder, don't forget to mention that a Klondike bar was involved. And if you must ask for a lawyer who can get you off, at least try not to do it with that smarmy leer in your eye. Try chewing your food an odd number of times this week, like 6,372. This week's lucky injuries: hangnail, hangankle, ruptured spleen, stabitosis.Try again later. Top 5 Movies with Top in the Title
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