the commune

A.D. Enemy

Promising candidate Gen. Wesley Clark this week said good-bye to departing campaign manager Donnie Fowler, whose grass-roots efforts helped bring Clark into the presidential race. Fowler cited tension between recent Gore campaign managers hired onto staff, and worried the new additions are robbing Clark of his "outsider" approach to the campaign. Will the ghost of Gore doom the Democrats' new contender? â€” A.D. Enemy

Milestones

1749: At this site, in 1749, nothing happened.

Now Hiring

Bag Man. Some kind of illegal-parcel-delivering hobo needed to transport sensitive packages and sleep in our dumpster. Five years dumpster-sleeping experience required. Keeping your big mouth shut skills a plus.

Top-Selling Halloween Masks

1.	John Kerry w/ matching beret
2.	George W. Bush w/ matching quizzical look
3.	Zorro's cheaper cousin Steve-o
4.	Me, only better
5.	Eddie Murphy circa 1986
6.	Gollum/Rupert Murdoch 2-year reusable mask
7.	Irresistible Sexy Man #34
8.	Scary Scream guy stealing "The Scream"
9.	'57 Studebaker
10.	That guy over there

Telemarketing... Free Speech?!?
Federal justices believe a "do not call" list infringes on free speech as described in the Constitution? These guys have probably never been subjected to "free speech" at home during the dinner hour. Between these recent rulings and the debacle with... (9/29/03)

How I Won the War on Terror
Contrary to popular opinion, the president assures us it can be wonâ€”and it doesn't even take peace negotiations, concessions, or changing the way we conduct business around the planet! It just requires one more check. â€” A.D.... (9/15/03)