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02/24/26   
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A.D. Enemy

Contrary to popular opinion, the president assures us it can be won—and it doesn't even take peace negotiations, concessions, or changing the way we conduct business around the planet! It just requires one more check. — A.D. Enemy










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“If you can't stand the heat, turn down the goddamned heater.”

-Cheri S. Truman
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