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03/9/26   
Kills Grandmas Dead


A.D. Enemy

Comparing the California Governor recall race to a circus seems a little unfair. Circuses occasionally have a little dignity. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1921: Underground rumor begins that Lil Duncan, to be born in 50 years, will like the kinky stuff.
Now Hiring
Deaf Mute. Duties include standing around, accepting blame for assorted office mishaps, and listening to Ramrod Hurley's stories about the one time he went fishing. Antidepressant prescription a plus.
Top Fake Names Used for Fraudulent Repeat Voting
1.Reginald Bushsucks
2.Jon Bon Jovi
3.Sir Votesalot
4.John Jacob Jesushammersshit
5.Barack Obama
Archives
My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding
It's a shame homosexual lobbies are using celebrity power like Richard Chamberlin and Melissa Etheridge to promote their ridiculous agenda of gay marriage, while opponents have to make due with meager politicians and wealthy religious figures. —... (8/4/03)

War's Happening
He's a formerly well-respected European leader, and a pansy allegedly left-wing neat freak! He's an uptight American conservative with a double-digit IQ and a contempt for the Constitution! Together, they have sold two countries a badly-planned war... (7/21/03)

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