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A.D. Enemy

Comparing the California Governor recall race to a circus seems a little unfair. Circuses occasionally have a little dignity. â€” A.D. Enemy

Quote of the Day

“To dream the impossible dreamâ€¦ to really step on my own bottom lip while being smacked on the ass by Gary Busey riding a unicycle. Yes, this is quite impossible.”

-Don Key Hoyt

Fortune 500 Cookie

Read a book today: It's like bran for your head. Hate music? Buy J-Lo's new album and really feed that feeling. You'll finally get over that hump this Wednesday; that dog's never coming back to you anyway. You finally get your proof you're an American institution when six inmates escape from your ass. Lucky numbers are all square roots of â€“1.

Try again later.

Top 5 commune Features This Week

1.	Saved By the Bell: Tragedy in America's High Schools
2.	Politics and Strange Bedfellows: Who's Sleeping With Farm Animals on Capitol Hill
3.	Uncle Macho's Fried-Right-the-First-Time Beans
4.	Mark McGwire's All-Nude Review
5.	Prince: The Exclusive Interview With the Famous Recluse We Couldn't Get

My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding
It's a shame homosexual lobbies are using celebrity power like Richard Chamberlin and Melissa Etheridge to promote their ridiculous agenda of gay marriage, while opponents have to make due with meager politicians and wealthy religious figures. â€”... (8/4/03)

War's Happening
He's a formerly well-respected European leader, and a pansy allegedly left-wing neat freak! He's an uptight American conservative with a double-digit IQ and a contempt for the Constitution! Together, they have sold two countries a badly-planned war... (7/21/03)