01/20/26
Don't count us out. Or count on us. Please, just stop with the counting.
|   A.D. Enemy Comparing the California Governor recall race to a circus seems a little unfair. Circuses occasionally have a little dignity. — A.D. EnemyQuote of the Day“You can't tell me what to do. Unless I was already just about to do the thing you said. Then I'll do what you say, but not because you said to do it. Hold on; let me draw up a flow chart.”-Pistain Johnson Fortune 500 CookieIn retrospect, it was a mistake to name your jewelry store "Who Faahted?" Try learning a new song this week: Everybody's sick of the theme from Ice Pirates. You'll get lucky in the market this week: all your stocks will plummet, but you're going to get laid by a butcher. This week's lucky terms of endearment: Ninjatits, Daddy's Little Freebaser, Grape Ape, President Precious, Monsieur Brabuster.Try again later. Top 5 Bands That Shoulda Been Huge
 My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding It's a shame homosexual lobbies are using celebrity power like Richard Chamberlin and Melissa Etheridge to promote their ridiculous agenda of gay marriage, while opponents have to make due with meager politicians and wealthy religious figures. —... (8/4/03) War's Happening He's a formerly well-respected European leader, and a pansy allegedly left-wing neat freak! He's an uptight American conservative with a double-digit IQ and a contempt for the Constitution! Together, they have sold two countries a badly-planned war... (7/21/03)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.