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12/31/25   
Kills Grandmas Dead


A.D. Enemy

Comparing the California Governor recall race to a circus seems a little unfair. Circuses occasionally have a little dignity. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.
Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.
Top-Selling Halloween Masks
1.John Kerry w/ matching beret
2.George W. Bush w/ matching quizzical look
3.Zorro's cheaper cousin Steve-o
4.Me, only better
5.Eddie Murphy circa 1986
6.Gollum/Rupert Murdoch 2-year reusable mask
7.Irresistible Sexy Man #34
8.Scary Scream guy stealing "The Scream"
9.'57 Studebaker
10.That guy over there
Archives
My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding
It's a shame homosexual lobbies are using celebrity power like Richard Chamberlin and Melissa Etheridge to promote their ridiculous agenda of gay marriage, while opponents have to make due with meager politicians and wealthy religious figures. —... (8/4/03)

War's Happening
He's a formerly well-respected European leader, and a pansy allegedly left-wing neat freak! He's an uptight American conservative with a double-digit IQ and a contempt for the Constitution! Together, they have sold two countries a badly-planned war... (7/21/03)

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