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Where dreams come to get really sick
|  What Holds It All Togetherby E.L. Pout   August 18, 2003 I'm careful with my stapler--
I use it when I have to, but I try not to be wasteful, lest the staples disappear I rarely use my Scotch tape; most things have to be stapled. I use paperclips aplenty, but my tape might last all year The rubber bands are useful-- I find I use them daily. Though binder clips are better, I can't always find them here Those paperclips I spoke of could be the most important-- my need for them is greater than you'd think; I hold them dear. Quote of the Day“Fascism is not the devices and mechanisms that force us to our knees, but those who operate in the shadows and convince us "on our knees" is the place we're born. And the first seed of fascism is rent.”-Crosby in 3F, every first of the month Fortune 500 CookieToday is not your day, buddy—by a horrible bit of luck, your day was exactly six weeks before you were conceived. The good news is you look a lot like William Daniels; the bad news is that doesn't pay much these days. Watch out Thursday, when you're nearly buried in a deluge of Fangoria magazines that have been building up in your closet. Lucky numbers? You want luck? Eat me, sadsack.Try again later. Most-Quickly Deleted Internet History Entries
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