![]() What Holds It All Togetherby E.L. Pout ![]() ![]() August 18, 2003 I'm careful with my stapler--
I use it when I have to, but I try not to be wasteful, lest the staples disappear I rarely use my Scotch tape; most things have to be stapled. I use paperclips aplenty, but my tape might last all year The rubber bands are useful-- I find I use them daily. Though binder clips are better, I can't always find them here Those paperclips I spoke of could be the most important-- my need for them is greater than you'd think; I hold them dear. Quote of the Day“You can't tell me what to do. Unless I was already just about to do the thing you said. Then I'll do what you say, but not because you said to do it. Hold on; let me draw up a flow chart.”-Pistain Johnson Fortune 500 CookieIn retrospect, it was a mistake to name your jewelry store "Who Faahted?" Try learning a new song this week: Everybody's sick of the theme from Ice Pirates. You'll get lucky in the market this week: all your stocks will plummet, but you're going to get laid by a butcher. This week's lucky terms of endearment: Ninjatits, Daddy's Little Freebaser, Grape Ape, President Precious, Monsieur Brabuster.Try again later. Top 5 Bands That Shoulda Been Huge
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