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12/12/25   
Frankly my dear, we don't fucking care


A.D. Enemy

It's a shame homosexual lobbies are using celebrity power like Richard Chamberlin and Melissa Etheridge to promote their ridiculous agenda of gay marriage, while opponents have to make due with meager politicians and wealthy religious figures. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.
Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.
Last 5 Places Saddam Hussein Was Hiding
1.One of several elaborate underground tunnels theorized during first Gulf War
2.Baghdad Denny's, open 24 hours, breakfast anytime
3.Foreign film section of Alabama Blockbuster
4.Baby's momma house
5.Don Imus
Archives
War's Happening
He's a formerly well-respected European leader, and a pansy allegedly left-wing neat freak! He's an uptight American conservative with a double-digit IQ and a contempt for the Constitution! Together, they have sold two countries a badly-planned war... (7/21/03)

The Big Liberia
Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D.... (7/7/03)

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