![]() Wet the Tedby Danson Macrane ![]() ![]() August 4, 2003 Loosely Ted did wet the bed,
though none of the neighbors could hear. Not even when Teddy, his day wrecked already, wet the pillow with one salty tear. The bedroom was silent while in calculations violent Theodore did ponder his fate. Then spirit intravenous did stoke up his genius as he realized it wasn't too late. He dressed in a flurry as to indicate the hurry and gathered his bed in a sack. Then sneaking outside, for neighbors he spied as he hoisted the sack on his back. He dashed to his Jeep with the soiled wet heap and flung it in the back with an grunt. As it dropped with a slosh nearby Ethel cried "Gosh!" and Ted thought "I don't like that lady." He drove to a Cliff whose brother was Biff and asked them if they'd stash this mess. Cliff said no way but he'd get the so say of a far-away sister named Tess. Instead Ted drove to The Dump, which is the name that some chump had given the neighborhood bar. They turned Ted away so he called upon Ray who owned an abandoned old car. Ray was too picky to get his vinyl sticky but he told poor Ted what to do. "Write an email with the heading 'Please Help with Wet Bedding' and sent it out to five million and two." So Ted penned the Spam, which was soon forwarded to Sam, a copper assigned to the case. The cops seized Ted's belongings, which did satisfy his longings: the peed sheets were removed from his place. Quote of the Day“When you wish upon a star… doesn't that burn like a motherfucker? Those things are basically like other suns. Me, I do all my wishing on the floor of my bedroom.”-"Cricket-Bat" Nigel Jiminy Fortune 500 CookieYour future lies in Clearasil, now and forever. Having Carrot Top fill in for you at the anchor desk Tuesday might just end your career. Why is more than one sheep still called sheep? And why are they so damned affectionate? You're going to regret correcting Randy Savage's grammar before the week is done. Saturday: Fish or die.Try again later. Top commune Searches
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