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A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. â€” A.D. Enemy

Quote of the Day

“1.327493 is the loneliest number. Technically.”

-Inglebert Thomas, Professor of Mathematics

Fortune 500 Cookie

You will quit smoking, but only in hospital nurseries. One step at a time, baby. You will finally lose that unwanted 50 pounds, thanks to a fortuitous kidnapping. The bank won't be your only withdrawal this week, drugnuts. You will believe everything you read.

Try again later.

Top Oprah Book Club Rejections

1.	The Venomous Black Bitch by Phil Donahue
2.	Fried Pork Cracklin's in Butter by Flanny Fragg
3.	The Happy and Compliant Slave by Newt Whiteny
4.	How Stella Left Her Groove Under the Seat on the Plane Ride Back by Terry McMillan
5.	Fight Club by Jerry Springer

Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! â€” A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D.... (6/9/03)