10/21/26
Low in saturated fats and ethics
|   A.D. Enemy Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D. EnemyMilestones131 B.C.: Roman inventor Pontius creates love accidentally while trying to come up with a perfume that staves off homosexuality. Anyone who disagrees, we invite them to tell us who created love then.Now HiringBarber. Staff barber sought to keep heads neat and trim, faces clean shaven, and reduce hippieness by at least 30%. Own scissors and weird Vitalis smell a plus. Controversial "tell-it-like-it-is" barbers need not apply.More Top Rejected Muppets
 Hillary Potter Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03) Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.