12/18/25
Like lamb on acid
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 Hillary Potter Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03) Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.