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10/12/26   
You can't spell 'patriot' without 'a riot'


A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1999: Raoul Dunkin's first play, The Touch of Love, is put on in the commune break room by giggling staff reporters who find it unguarded in Dunkin's desk.
Now Hiring
Park Ranger. Duties include curtailing activities of bears, from large-haired picnic-basket stealing fun-lovin' bears to savage, towering vicious grizzly bears. Encountering bears is unlikely within the office, but your presence should finally shut up bear-phobic Ivana Folger-Balzac.
Best Unreported News
1.President Bush Built from Japanese Parts
2.Dale Earnhardt Fans Waiting Like Fanatics for His Return
3.Lawrenceville, KS Shoney's Buffet Huge Fucking Rip-Off
4.RuPaul All Man Underneath Dress
5.Country of Chad Non-Existent, Just Some Joke by Guy Named Chad
Archives
Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)

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