the commune

A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. â€” A.D. Enemy

Milestones

1999: Rok Finger's highly offensive rendition of "White Christmas" marks the end of the commune's yearly Christmas parties, and the birth of the Parents Against Rok Finger Coalition (PARF).

Now Hiring

Rubik. Crazy puzzle-making hermit needed to devise a way to keep staff out of Red Bagel's mini-fridge. Knowledge of trap doors and spinning blades a plus.

Best Sellers

1.	The Bridges of Macon County, Georgia Bobby Ray Poker
2.	The Lord of the Tacky Pimp Rings J.Z.Z.Z. Toolking
3.	Mary Contrary, Are You on the Rag Today? Dr. Soobst
4.	Oprah's Book Club Can Eat Me Jonathan Franzen
5.	I Sure Miss the Cold War Tom Clancy

Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! â€” A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D.... (6/9/03)