01/3/26
Come for the pie, stay for the complete lack of pie
|   A.D. Enemy Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D. EnemyQuote of the Day“The Devil finds work for idle hands. It's all part-time clerical work, but the pay is kick-ass. The Devil is no longer hiring for assembly work.”-Ted's Big Book of Bible Fortune 500 CookieThis week you'll finally get that pot to piss in, but before you start unzipping, we should warn you it's second-hand. Turn on, tune in, and drop out—you've missed too many days in that computer programming class. Look for a bright-eyed Aries to take away all your troubles when she shoots you in the throat. Lucky scams this week: Pyramid, carnival ring toss, Florida voter roll purges, and it's okay, I had a vasectomy.Try again later. Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines
 Hillary Potter Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03) Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.