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A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. â€” A.D. Enemy

Milestones

1921: Underground rumor begins that Lil Duncan, to be born in 50 years, will like the kinky stuff.

Now Hiring

Deaf Mute. Duties include standing around, accepting blame for assorted office mishaps, and listening to Ramrod Hurley's stories about the one time he went fishing. Antidepressant prescription a plus.

Top 5 commune Features This Week

1.	Bob Denver: The Most Unlikely Scientologist of Them All
2.	Gut-Wrenching and Other Techniques They Don't Teach in Med School
3.	Uncle Macho's War-Wound PÃ¢tÃ©
4.	To Have Your Cake and Eat it Too: A Bulimic's Tale
5.	Splamb: Enjoy the Authentic Flavor of Spiced Lamb

Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! â€” A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D.... (6/9/03)