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A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. â€” A.D. Enemy

Milestones

1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.

Now Hiring

Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.

Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines

1.	Reagan Great, As Far As We Can Remember
2.	Former President Freed Slaves, Banished All Injustice Forever
3.	"Honest Ron" Beloved by Homos, Hobos & Commies
4.	Ray Charles Loses Will to Live after Reagan's Passing
5.	Reagan Ended WWI during 8th Birthday Party

Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! â€” A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D.... (6/9/03)