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01/21/26   
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A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.
Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.
Best Unreported News
1.President Bush Built from Japanese Parts
2.Dale Earnhardt Fans Waiting Like Fanatics for His Return
3.Lawrenceville, KS Shoney's Buffet Huge Fucking Rip-Off
4.RuPaul All Man Underneath Dress
5.Country of Chad Non-Existent, Just Some Joke by Guy Named Chad
Archives
Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)

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