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01/31/26   
Frankly my dear, we don't fucking care


A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1978: Griswald Dreck's landmark third grade report "George Washington: Star of the Negro Leagues" creates a fervor in the classroom, leading to the firing of third grade teacher Anais Brockmiller and a thorough review of the state's history textbooks.
Now Hiring
Eunuch. No job really, just sit around and answer questions about what it's like to be a eunuch. Maybe take a blow to the groin to no effect every once in a while to impress office visitors and guests. Talking in a Mickey Mouse voice might be kinda funny too.
Best Sellers
1.The Bridges of Macon County, Georgia
Bobby Ray Poker
2.The Lord of the Tacky Pimp Rings
J.Z.Z.Z. Toolking
3.Mary Contrary, Are You on the Rag Today?
Dr. Soobst
4.Oprah's Book Club Can Eat Me
Jonathan Franzen
5.I Sure Miss the Cold War
Tom Clancy
Archives
Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)

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