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06/9/26   
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A.D. Enemy

Isn't it too bad everyone insists on protesting the administration in the middle of conflict? People should really wait until everything is fine and dandy before disagreeing with the president. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.
Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.
Hottest Christmas Toy Fads
1.Dolly Pees N' Downloads
2.PEZac Anti-Depressant Candies
3.Bloodbung IV for Gamecube
4.Golidie2k2 Robotic Goldfish
5.Virtual Bike Training Wheels Disc
6.West Nile Elmo
7.FunFree Learn-o-station
8.Britney Spears' Diaphragm Madness
9.Bob the Builder with Catcall Voice Chip
10.Collect or Die Trading Card "Game"
Archives
Hillary Potter
Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D.... (6/23/03)

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)

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