You need a newer browser.

10/4/26   
Finally! A website that treats me like an automaton!


A.D. Enemy

Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! — A.D. Enemy










Quote of the Day
“Let my nizzles go!”

-Moses Harper, on 19th Street
Fortune 500 Cookie
Iron lung, shmiron lung—that guy had it coming. Don't bother with that waiting list for Oxford—Kentucky Fried Chicken College wants you now. It's fish or die again this week—same ol', same ol'. Lucky religions: Buddhism, Paganism, Mormonism, worshipping Isaac Hayes


Try again later.
Best Sellers
1.The Bridges of Macon County, Georgia
Bobby Ray Poker
2.The Lord of the Tacky Pimp Rings
J.Z.Z.Z. Toolking
3.Mary Contrary, Are You on the Rag Today?
Dr. Soobst
4.Oprah's Book Club Can Eat Me
Jonathan Franzen
5.I Sure Miss the Cold War
Tom Clancy
Archives
Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D.... (6/9/03)

The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

more