the commune

A.D. Enemy

Watch the former First Lady magically distance herself from the White House scandals and make a viable presidential bid appear out of thin air! â€” A.D. Enemy

Milestones

1965: commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term "Dingleberry" at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.

Now Hiring

Doormat. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.

Top-Selling Halloween Masks

1.	John Kerry w/ matching beret
2.	George W. Bush w/ matching quizzical look
3.	Zorro's cheaper cousin Steve-o
4.	Me, only better
5.	Eddie Murphy circa 1986
6.	Gollum/Rupert Murdoch 2-year reusable mask
7.	Irresistible Sexy Man #34
8.	Scary Scream guy stealing "The Scream"
9.	'57 Studebaker
10.	That guy over there

Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks
Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D.... (6/9/03)

The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)