05/22/26
Breaking down barriers like a drunken Mario Andretti
|   A.D. Enemy Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D. EnemyQuote of the Day“Upon being stopped by the Customs Officer during my trip to America, he asked: 'Have you anything to declare?' I burst forward, telling him, 'Only my genius!' I was promptly beaten to a piteous pulp and subjected to a humiliating search. Needless to say, they found my weed.”-Wildman Oscar Fortune 500 CookieLove is a relative term, but even that nugget won't save your ass if you pork your cousin. Stay away from salty snacks this week, even if it means tunneling underground. Try wearing your watch on the other arm—maybe that's your problem. This week's lucky names: Alexia. Ephyn. Scatman. Toolio.Try again later. Least Popular April Fools' Pranks
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.