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A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D. Enemy

Quote of the Day

“History is written by Jonathan Winters.”

-Germaine "Double Dip" Proverb

Fortune 500 Cookie

For God's sake, don't climb up in that porcupine tree. Sorry, being optimistic still won't get you a discount on eyeglasses. Remember, "lambast" is neither a compliment nor a veterinary term. This week, you will find love where you least expected it: up the ass. Your lucky disguise: a giant plastic toucan.

Try again later.

Top 5 Other Hasselhof Home Videos

1.	Whoopsh!: Outtakes From the Drinking Videos
2.	5 hours straight of sucking in gut until a rib pops out
3.	All-nude Batwatch starring some girls from the escort service
4.	Intense argument with his car over who is the real star of Knight Rider
5.	Imaginary non-German music awards show where Hasselhoff sweeps every category

The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

Safter with Nukes?
Wherever you stand on the Bush presidency, the White House's encouragement that Congress lift a 10-year ban on small-scale nuclear weapons must at least seem short-sighted. Coming out of a war with a comparatively low body count where nuclear... (5/12/03)