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A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1998: Omar Bricks pees off the world's largest man-made waterfall. Not really relevant to anything else, but still pretty cool.
Now Hiring
Yes Man. Agreeable sort needed to attend staff meetings and dilute the concentration of "Huh?" Men presently attending.
Top Recent Mother Mary Appearances
1.Wad of wet toilet paper, Gas station restroom floor, Houston TX
2.Numerous, Mother Mary's Gift Shop, Albuquerque NM
3.Fur pattern on Dalmatian's ass, Kingley OK
4.Burrito Del Maria, Taco Bell Extra Value Menu
5.Mary, Mary, ABC Thursdays
Archives
The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

Safter with Nukes?
Wherever you stand on the Bush presidency, the White House's encouragement that Congress lift a 10-year ban on small-scale nuclear weapons must at least seem short-sighted. Coming out of a war with a comparatively low body count where nuclear... (5/12/03)

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