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01/22/26   
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A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1979: A young Omar Bricks writes the first incarnation of what will eventually become his "My Friend Polio" column, originally titled "Why I Peed in the Water Fountain."
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