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A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D. Enemy

Quote of the Day

“The true measure of a man is four inches, four and a quarter. That's flaccid. No joke.”

-Samuel "Big" Johnson

Fortune 500 Cookie

Try to remember every dog has his day, and Tuesday, it's yours, Rags. Looks like you being selected as Oprah's Book of the Month wasn't the last bad thing that'll happen to you. You still haven't taken down the Christmas decorations? Son of a bitch.

Try again later.

Top 5 commune Features This Week

1.	Test the Durability of Your Training Bra
2.	Music Piracy: Are You a Fucking Thief?
3.	Uncle Macho's Pure Gristle Hamburgers
4.	A Preview of Elton John's Autobiography: A Dick in the Wind
5.	Critics' Corner: You Suck, My Battleship, a Review of U-571

The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

Safter with Nukes?
Wherever you stand on the Bush presidency, the White House's encouragement that Congress lift a 10-year ban on small-scale nuclear weapons must at least seem short-sighted. Coming out of a war with a comparatively low body count where nuclear... (5/12/03)