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A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.
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Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.
Top 5 Worst Ways to Start a Letter
1.Dear Cum-Dumpsters...
2.Remember you said you wouldn't lend me money even if I had abducted your family? Well…
3.Fellow Grand Dragons...
4.Long time, no lawsuit...
5.Boy, when you moved away without telling me where you were going I thought I'd never find you…
Archives
The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

Safter with Nukes?
Wherever you stand on the Bush presidency, the White House's encouragement that Congress lift a 10-year ban on small-scale nuclear weapons must at least seem short-sighted. Coming out of a war with a comparatively low body count where nuclear... (5/12/03)

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