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05/14/26   
Sliding down the razor blade of happiness into the alcohol of joy

A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D. Enemy










Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.
Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Test the Durability of Your Training Bra
2.Music Piracy: Are You a Fucking Thief?
3.Uncle Macho's Pure Gristle Hamburgers
4.A Preview of Elton John's Autobiography:
A Dick in the Wind
5.Critics' Corner: You Suck, My Battleship, a Review of U-571
Archives
The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

Safter with Nukes?
Wherever you stand on the Bush presidency, the White House's encouragement that Congress lift a 10-year ban on small-scale nuclear weapons must at least seem short-sighted. Coming out of a war with a comparatively low body count where nuclear... (5/12/03)

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