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Breaking down barriers like a drunken Mario Andretti
|   A.D. Enemy Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. — A.D. EnemyMilestones1996: Red Bagel fires entire commune staff during "Crazy Bagel's Everything Must Go Liquidation Madness" phase of the commune's August Sale-abration. Analysts praise Bagel for ridding his staff of junkies and losers, who he promptly replaces with the current batch of junkies and losers.Now HiringBloodhound. Needed to track down former commune staffer Smilin' Jack Costello, who disappeared in May, still owing $8 to the office petty cash fund. Smart dog needed who is not fooled by turbans or overly distracted by running foxes. Generous wages to be paid in beef kidneys.Worst Arguments Used Against Right-to-Die Advocates
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.