the commune

A.D. Enemy

Copping the stance of great men doesn't make for great men. â€” A.D. Enemy

Milestones

1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.

Now Hiring

Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.

Top 5 commune Features This Week

1.	Bob Denver: The Most Unlikely Scientologist of Them All
2.	Gut-Wrenching and Other Techniques They Don't Teach in Med School
3.	Uncle Macho's War-Wound PÃ¢tÃ©
4.	To Have Your Cake and Eat it Too: A Bulimic's Tale
5.	Splamb: Enjoy the Authentic Flavor of Spiced Lamb

The Tax Cut
Congress has recently passed a $350 billion tax cut designed by President Bush to boost the economy, but can a cut that only adds to a ballooning federal deficit have any effect but to shake a nation's confidence in its government while saddling... (5/26/03)

Safter with Nukes?
Wherever you stand on the Bush presidency, the White House's encouragement that Congress lift a 10-year ban on small-scale nuclear weapons must at least seem short-sighted. Coming out of a war with a comparatively low body count where nuclear... (5/12/03)