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|  Momby Bartimere Gong   May 26, 2003 To stand under
the eyes of mom the judging glare of mom To be shivered by hands of mom face like raisins of mom To be insulted the tongue of mom bitter questions of mom I have no job the truth to mom rent does not care dear mom Don't get me wrong I love dear mom the constant bitch dear mom One of these days I will have a million dollars one of these days I will have a house on the hill one of these days mom will need money for medicine or clothes or food or shoes or walkers or old people things I will give it to her but not without a lot of needling dear mom Quote of the Day“Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes! Or, if they're wearing sunglasses, just aim for the balls. Cocky shits.”-General Dicky Prescott Fortune 500 CookieThat noise outside your bushes? It's just me. Something important tomorrow, but I can't remember if it's "lottery" or "leprosy"… Don't forget to check under refrigerator; it's shrimp, that's what you're smelling. Lucky numbers 15 and Qwiddley-Two.Try again later. Least-Anticipated Holiday Movies
 Party Bus Vincent Van Gogh where did you go? If you'd have just waited for me I'd have been your buddy. We could have got sandwiches and drove around in my van. That would've been pretty fun, sorry you missed it man. Ernest Hemmingway, you too... (5/12/03) Up, Up and Away Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon! Not a sound as I lift off the ground. Piss on you suckers and your ground-standing! Goddamn there sure are a lot of birds up here, and not just cute ones. I could swear some of these birds have... (4/28/03) Ray Manatino's Reworked Classics Whose woods are these, I think I know. I think they belong To that guy named Joe Who lives down the street From Peggy and Ray And set his own pants On fire one day. He was sniffing lighter fluid In the dark When he lit a match And his... (4/14/03)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.