Party Busby Dickie Torberg ![]() May 12, 2003 Vincent Van Gogh
where did you go? If you'd have just waited for me I'd have been your buddy. We could have got sandwiches and drove around in my van. That would've been pretty fun, sorry you missed it man. Ernest Hemmingway, you too guy. I'm sure your shit got heavy and made you want to write or cry. But nothing a little Bicardi couldn't have made go down smoother, and a heart to heart or trip down to the strip club with me and Luthor. Plus sometimes when you're down Playstation can be kind of fun. That may sound silly but you'd be surprised. That shit can cheer you up, son. Sylvia Plath you're another one. I know you were a chick and all but we coulda been tight, not like you was a nun. I should get a big bus or something go back in time and round up all you sad fuckers. That would be one rockin' party bus as long as you all weren't depressed at once. I guess it just goes to show no matter how bad the fuss you don't know what's right around the corner. Could be me and Luthor in the party bus. Too bad y'all fucked up and missed it. Quote of the Day“Yes, madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning I shall still be drunk! Wait a minute… Okay, I've got a match for you: your butt and my face. Touché.”-Quentin Hillchurch Fortune 500 CookieHappiness is indeed a warm gun, but you're not supposed to warm it in your ass like that. If your life is lacking direction this week, we've got one word for you: North. As you have long suspected, recreational drugs are the answer. This week's lucky charms: taupe meatballs, turquoise speculums, puce gallstones, gold bullets.Try again later. Top Overzealous Reagan-Tribute Headlines
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