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|  Alphabet Soupby Skippy LeBonne   March 17, 2003 Monday, March 17, 2003
Anemic anteaters from Azerbaijan bounce from brassieres and bark at batons. Cold-water codfish cause cramps in the colon of a dark-dimpled debutante named Deborah Dedolin. East of the egg factory, eyes can enjoy fat-fingered Francophiles fasting in festive Flournoy. "Great!" gabbed the grouse-eating Gregory Gregross. "How homey, a heart heals in the hearths of hosts." Incredulous Incans inspect his inflection while judicious Japanese gents make joking suggestions. Kiss-kindling Kansans knit knives in a knot as laconic Laotians look lazy a lot. Merely making mention of meatloaf as he might Nicholas Nanewton needs news of the night: "Only obliging an orange or one oat… perhaps peas, persimmons, parsley? Please promote quietly, quaintly and quite quick the quality of radishes and rubarb and ruffled red roe! Salmon swim stateside and slip slightly slow through thoughts that trip toward the tip of my toe, underneath unusual ulcers until or unless venomous vitamins vent my vile stress." Wouldn't we want well-worded wishes which examine such exciting expository expertise on dishes? "Yes, young Yertle, yesterday you might. Yet zebras zipping zeppelins is too much. Goodnight." Milestones2004: President Bush, in a farewell address to the nation, apologizes for corruption in his administration and senseless slaughter of American lives, as well as the mangling of the language (courtesy of Future Bob).Now HiringNew Now Hiring Guy. What can we say? Richie quit. Stupid, if you ask us. It was a sweet gig. Most of time he never even got any applications or resumes to review. He just made up half these jobs, but don't tell anyone we said so. You just can't make some people happy.Top Other Inventions by the Crash Test Dummy Creator
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