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05/4/26   
“Pretty good”


Rusty Klein

Science has succeeded in cloning, first sheep, now possibly humans—if you limit success to the creation and not the quality of life. Dolly, the cloned sheep, was put to death at 6 years old this week, half the life of a natural-born sheep. It looks like once again our science has surpassed our common sense. — Professor Jeremy Klein










Milestones
2000: Ramrod Hurley is hired as a commune correspondent after the failure of his startup internet company, www.poopoftheday.com.
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2.Always vote for the guy who wins
3.President should be able to take a punch
4.Do I look fat in these jeans?
5.Search Iraq for WMD, OMD, and REM
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