Milestones
1982: Fred Connor born, grows up to lead successful rebellion against war of the machines in 2011. Or at least he would have been, if a Terminator hadn't successfully eliminated him from history, according to Research Editor Griswald Dreck.Now Hiring
Good Terminator. Talking to Griswald Dreck has made us see the wisdom of employing a preventative Terminator security system, preferably a skilled Terminator robot who has been reprogrammed to protect commune staff members. No pay or retirement plans—yours is not to reason why, just to do and die.Top 5 Reasons Facebook is Losing Users
| 1. | My fucking parents are on Facebook |
| 2. | Cockbook siphoning away gay users |
| 3. | Fickle masses already moving on to next David Fincher movie craze, Pogs |
| 4. | Tiny fraction of Zuckerberg karma coming back on the installment plan |
| 5. | Facebook is retarded |
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