Milestones
2002: Poet Violet Tiara turns 16 and is a little disappointed by her gift of a Saturn when she had been hoping for a hammock of moonbeams or a tumor full of love.Now Hiring
Director of Office Security. Traditional ideas of increasing manpower and investigating odd events not necessary. Must be able to design colorful charts and randomly pick levels of security intensity.
Top Signs You May Be Obese
| 1. | File footage of your last beach trip keeps turning up on evening news "Obesity in America" segments |
| 2. | Telemarketers disgusted by sounds of your constant eating |
| 3. | Farm animals instinctively panic in your presence |
| 4. | Buffet mysteriously closed no matter when you arrive |
| 5. | You stopped for a snack in the middle of reading this list |
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