Milestones
1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.Top-Selling Halloween Masks
| 1. | John Kerry w/ matching beret |
| 2. | George W. Bush w/ matching quizzical look |
| 3. | Zorro's cheaper cousin Steve-o |
| 4. | Me, only better |
| 5. | Eddie Murphy circa 1986 |
| 6. | Gollum/Rupert Murdoch 2-year reusable mask |
| 7. | Irresistible Sexy Man #34 |
| 8. | Scary Scream guy stealing "The Scream" |
| 9. | '57 Studebaker |
| 10. | That guy over there |
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