Milestones
1969: Red Bagel finds true calling when he stumbles on to faked moon landing being filmed in his local neighborhood YMCA.Now Hiring
Ring-Bearer. Seeking meek carrier of unholy evil, pure of heart and with will to accomplish impossible deed. Three references and two years of experience necessary, start at minimum wage.Top Frustrating Wi-Fi Dead Spots
| 1. | Flower bed outside ex-wife's bedroom window |
| 2. | Antarctica. Most of it. |
| 3. | Men's room at the zoo |
| 4. | Twilight Zone |
| 5. | Raging Waters: the whole goddamned theme park |
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