Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.Least-Anticipated Holiday Movies
| 1. | Miracle in an Alley Behind 34th Street |
| 2. | Walking in a Winter Wonderbra |
| 3. | It Would Be a Wonderful Life if I WasnĂt So Suicidal |
| 4. | Christ, itĂs Christmas Already |
| 5. | Frosty the Snow Dealer |
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