Milestones
2002: Poet Violet Tiara turns 16 and is a little disappointed by her gift of a Saturn when she had been hoping for a hammock of moonbeams or a tumor full of love.Now Hiring
Director of Office Security. Traditional ideas of increasing manpower and investigating odd events not necessary. Must be able to design colorful charts and randomly pick levels of security intensity.
Top Pants-Missing Explanations
| 1. | Busted out Hulk-style |
| 2. | Told one lie too many |
| 3. | Busted out Louie Anderson-style |
| 4. | What, aren't you hot? |
| 5. | Talked out of them by gay Casanova |
| 6. | Made ass look big |
| 7. | Donated to killer mandroid from future |
| 8. | Realized parachute pants went out of style in 1986 |
| 9. | Sat in ham |
| 10. | You kidding? Pants are so 2002 |
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