Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.Top Reasons for Honking
| 1. | Air-horn busted |
| 2. | Thought I saw nipples |
| 3. | Rat-in-road! Rat-in-road! |
| 4. | Song needed a horn part |
| 5. | Lonely |
| 6. | That bumper sticker is right! |
| 7. | Fluent in Morse code and proud of it |
| 8. | Needed to clear path on sidewalk |
| 9. | I know that guy! |
| 10. | Because I can |
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