Milestones
1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonĂs ìCharge of the Light BrigadeĂ® is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heĂs drunk.Now Hiring
Treasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Top Nonsensical Curses
| 1. | Motherbumper Fannyfuck |
| 2. | Shitwheeler |
| 3. | Short-Handled Ass Tank |
| 4. | Mop-Handle Michelangelo |
| 5. | Pelé! |
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