Milestones
1492: Christopher Columbus discovered America. Actually, it was Oct. 12, and it was really the Bahamas, so he discovered the Caribbean, and there were already lots of indigenous people there. All we know is the bank is closed today, so fuck the guy.Now Hiring
Buffalo Bill. We don't really have a lot of buffalo roaming around that need slaughtering or anything, but the copydesk tends to order large amounts of delivery buffalo wings and somebody has got to figure out who pays what when the guy shows up. Respond promptly, we hear a car out front.Top 5 Reasons You Won't Have to Kick Around the commune For Anymore
| 1. | It’s expensive to run state of the art website and Dippin’ Dots franchise at the same time |
| 2. | You assholes simply refused to spell our name appropriately in lowercase letters |
| 3. | All of this was for date with girl at Blockbuster; she don’t work there no more |
| 4. | Less writing and online publishing leaves more time to hang out at coffee shop writing thinly veiled autobiographic novel |
| 5. | You never loved us |
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