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1821: Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua all gain independence, consequently leaving them ripe for U.S. corporate invasion and political meddling.Now Hiring
Mark Buckles is a Cockwad. Holy shit I don't believe we got that in print! Man, you were right, Sammy, they don't ever proofread this shit. This is better than that time we got "Mark Buckles sucks balls" on the CNN website poll.Top 5 Movies with Top in the Title
| 1. | America's Next Top Hovel: The Movie |
| 2. | Top Dog 2: More Chuck Norris and a Talking… What Do You Mean the Dog Can't Talk? |
| 3. | Top Nun |
| 4. | Pop on Top: A Dirty Cartoon with Rhyming |
| 5. | Spinning Yarns: Robin Williams Tells Stories About Tops For Two Fucking Hours |
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