Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.Top Bad Gift CDs
| 1. | N*Synch Unplugged |
| 2. | Songs to Masturbate To |
| 3. | Taco: B-Sides and Rarities |
| 4. | Uncle Dave's Most Racist BBQ Stories |
| 5. | Elvis Chews! |
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