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05/19/26   
Our dad can beat up your dad's dad


Rusty Klein

Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy Klein










Milestones
1987: A practical joke backfires, resulting in Roland McShyster being put in charge of Orion Pictures.
Now Hiring
Neighbor. Must be unpredictably silly and capable of conjuring up outlandish schemes week after week. Applicant will be judged based on appeal to uncreative mass audiences and spin-off potential. Non-white, homosexual a plus.
Favorite Porn Names
1.Titty Titty Gangbang
2.Bridgette Fonda Fucking
3.Truck Schtooper
4.Misty Sizzler
5.Chase Winsock
6.Mr. Creamjeans
7.Murph "Family-Size" Sausage
8.Jeff the Sack
9.Jizzabelle
10.Tasty Bummer
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