Milestones
1978: Griswald Dreck's landmark third grade report "George Washington: Star of the Negro Leagues" creates a fervor in the classroom, leading to the firing of third grade teacher Anais Brockmiller and a thorough review of the state's history textbooks.Now Hiring
Eunuch. No job really, just sit around and answer questions about what it's like to be a eunuch. Maybe take a blow to the groin to no effect every once in a while to impress office visitors and guests. Talking in a Mickey Mouse voice might be kinda funny too.Least Popular April Fools' Pranks
| 1. | Entire world repopulated with talking dogs while you slept |
| 2. | Autistic cousin did your taxes for you, but it turns out he's a music savant |
| 3. | You're CNN's Kidnapper of the Week! |
| 4. | Woke up covered in 200 glued-on toupees |
| 5. | Anal rape |
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