Milestones
1985: Ramrod Hurley flim-flams his way into the studio for the recording of We Are the World. Though his subversive lyrics go unsung, Hurley's taser-induced squeal can be heard two minutes into the track, a sound previously attributed to Cyndi Lauper.Now Hiring
Conductor. General musical duties as expected: bossing around, waving arms, taking care of stick. Also needed to close gap in circuit between air conditioning unit and power main. Seeking an electric personality who loves going barefoot. Lack of close relatives or body hair a plus. Top 5 Reasons Facebook is Losing Users
| 1. | My fucking parents are on Facebook |
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| 3. | Fickle masses already moving on to next David Fincher movie craze, Pogs |
| 4. | Tiny fraction of Zuckerberg karma coming back on the installment plan |
| 5. | Facebook is retarded |
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