Milestones
2004: President Bush, in a farewell address to the nation, apologizes for corruption in his administration and senseless slaughter of American lives, as well as the mangling of the language (courtesy of Future Bob).Now Hiring
New Now Hiring Guy. What can we say? Richie quit. Stupid, if you ask us. It was a sweet gig. Most of time he never even got any applications or resumes to review. He just made up half these jobs, but don't tell anyone we said so. You just can't make some people happy.Least-Popular Halloween Handouts
| 1. | Jesus Tarts |
| 2. | Sock full of pennies |
| 3. | Shnuckers; like Snickers, but filled with delicious Shmucker's jam |
| 4. | Asked to open bag, close eyes; smart-ass farts into sack |
| 5. | Everlasting Never-Ending Irradiated Gobstopper |
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