Milestones
1858: 26th president and idol of Red Bagel Teddy Roosevelt is born, only a month before Bagel's birth. We know technically this is impossible, but we didn't get cushy date-checking jobs by questioning the big man.Now Hiring
Bounced Czech. Resume and references not necessary, any Czechoslovakian expatriate thrown out of a club will do. True, we don't really have any job for such a person to occupy, but wouldn't it be funny to say we have a bounced Czech on staff? Think about it.Top 5 Worst Zen Koans
1. | What is the sound of two dogs fucking? |
2. | If a tree falls in the woods, doesn't it kill a shitload of ants? |
3. | Say, what's the meaning of life? |
4. | Worms have no eyebrows—think about that for a minute |
5. | (tie) Where's the beef?/Shut the fuck up |
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