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02/21/26   
Ugly like an Eskimo, but fun at parties


Rusty Klein

Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy Klein










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“Ask not what your country can do for you; cuz trust me, you ain't gonna get shit that way.”

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