
Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy KleinMilestones1993: Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.Now HiringPatsy. Must be willing to take the fall for numerous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.Top 10 Deciding Issues for the Election| 1. | Germany's been getting cocky lately | | 2. | Always vote for the guy who wins | | 3. | President should be able to take a punch | | 4. | Do I look fat in these jeans? | | 5. | Search Iraq for WMD, OMD, and REM | |
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