Milestones
2000: Ramrod Hurley is hired as a commune correspondent after the failure of his startup internet company, www.poopoftheday.com.Now Hiring
Extras. Positions available for extras in Boogie Nights 2. Minimum wage, lunch provided as well as SAG credit. Full frontal nudity required, well-endowed equipment or prosthetics a plus. Top commune New Year's Resolutions
| 1. | Breakfast with Bagel |
| 2. | Boris. Proper English. 'Nuff Said. |
| 3. | Convince Ramrod Hurley that picture of Nelson Rockefeller has no religious significance |
| 4. | One news story with a verified fact in it |
| 5. | Finally finish off Ivan Nacutchacokov |
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