Milestones
2001: Bogus office psychic Mazie the chicken predicts radical arab terrorists will attack giant silver towers and a military stronghold on Sept. 10th. An angry Red Bagel eventually takes away her predictions column.Now Hiring
Nanny. Traditional English dress and accent required, none of that rough Brooklyn flower bullshit. Strong musical training and good voice a must. Should be able to rhyme easily, even if only creating nonsensical words in most of songs. We provide spoonfuls of sugar and medicine, as well as company umbrella. Three references needed. 5 Worst Katrina-Related Headlines
| 1. | Everything Possible Done by President (Fox News) |
| 2. | Tabasco Shortage Reaches Drastic Proportions |
| 3. | Cancun Prepares for Huge Rise in Mardi Gras Reservations |
| 4. | Bubba Gump Still Missing in Disaster |
| 5. | Saints Season Ticket Holders Hit Hardest by Tragedy |
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