Milestones
1988: Red Bagel's screenplay based on the cover up of the Challenger disaster is rejected for production and accused of being plagiarized from Tootsie.Now Hiring
Rib Sandwich. Tasty barbecue rib sandwich, no experience required, must be available noon today. If position works out, could invite you back every week and some weekends. Please contact Ned Nedmiller at the commune.Top Reasons for Increased U.S. Ladder-Associated Deaths
| 1. | "Up/Down" directions never specified |
| 2. | Reckless Generation Y refuses to wear protective equipment |
| 3. | Ladder-deaths portrayed so glamorously in the movies |
| 4. | Frequent union strikes by staircases leaving human helpless to descend to higher landings except by already overcrowded ladders |
| 5. | Direct correlation to 50% increase in all-blind-cast productions of Our Town |
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