Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Tanks: Why Can't We Drive 'Em? |
| 2. | Apples: The Silent Killer |
| 3. | Suck It: the commune's Vacuum Cleaner Reviews |
| 4. | Uncle Macho's Boat Fire Gumbo |
| 5. | Critic's Corner: How You Personally Ruined Western Culture |
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