Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.Now Hiring
Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.John Kerry's Vision for America
| 1. | Americans shouldn't be despised everywhere abroad; only France |
| 2. | Health care for each and every American with insurance |
| 3. | A chicken in every pot, and pot for everyone without a chicken |
| 4. | Make Affleck and J-Lo realize they're still in love |
| 5. | Sterilize all Bush males |
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