Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.How Did Rat Poison Get in Food for Dogs & Cats?
| 1. | Particularly sly British mouse known only as Nigel |
| 2. | Adult illiteracy: Secret shame of the pet food industry |
| 3. | Turned back for one minute; Islamic fundamentalists cats & dogs go shithouse on production line |
| 4. | Mislabeled bags were manufactured for special Ted Nugent brand of pet food |
| 5. | One man determined to get the fucking dog to play dead already |
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