Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Worst-Selling Breakfast Cereals
| 1. | Scroats! |
| 2. | Branimal Crackers |
| 3. | Frosted Mini-Thins |
| 4. | Too Much Fibre |
| 5. | Vitamin Pill Crunch |
| 6. | Unlucky Leprechaun Pocket Fuzz |
| 7. | Byproducts |
| 8. | Easter Peeps in Milk (milk included) |
| 9. | You’ve Got Crabs |
| 10. | Beano: The Cereal |
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