Milestones
2002: Poet Violet Tiara turns 16 and is a little disappointed by her gift of a Saturn when she had been hoping for a hammock of moonbeams or a tumor full of love.Now Hiring
Director of Office Security. Traditional ideas of increasing manpower and investigating odd events not necessary. Must be able to design colorful charts and randomly pick levels of security intensity.
Top Shit That's on Fire Right Now
| 1. | Ted Ted's ulcer |
| 2. | Iraqi fireworks stand #5 |
| 3. | Lousy gag candles |
| 4. | Old love letters/most of Colorado |
| 5. | Salsa music. No, seriously. |
| 6. | Apparently some part of Bruce Springsteen |
| 7. | The sun. Pretty sure. |
| 8. | Richard Pryor-model Jiffy Pop |
| 9. | Dad? |
| 10. | You obviously lied about those being asbestos pants. |
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