Milestones
1979: Some people call Red Bagel a space cowboy (wahnt-waaow). Ignorant to popular culture, Bagel burns his driver's license and spends two years living underground as Miguel Carlos Ferrina.Now Hiring
Small Town Rube. Trustworthy innocent needed to flush gremlins out of elevator system. Competitive wage to be paid upon successful completion of duties. No Sci-Fi geeks, please. Top 5 Bands That Shoulda Been Huge
| 1. | James and the Giant Bitch |
| 2. | The Throw Ups |
| 3. | Johnny Carson's Sister |
| 4. | Captain Caramel and the Doo Wops |
| 5. | Led Balloon |
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