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1749: At this site, in 1749, nothing happened.Now Hiring
Bag Man. Some kind of illegal-parcel-delivering hobo needed to transport sensitive packages and sleep in our dumpster. Five years dumpster-sleeping experience required. Keeping your big mouth shut skills a plus.Top Signs You May Be Obese
| 1. | File footage of your last beach trip keeps turning up on evening news "Obesity in America" segments |
| 2. | Telemarketers disgusted by sounds of your constant eating |
| 3. | Farm animals instinctively panic in your presence |
| 4. | Buffet mysteriously closed no matter when you arrive |
| 5. | You stopped for a snack in the middle of reading this list |
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