Milestones
1990: Red Bagel's dark vision of the future presented in lecture form at a local college predicts a war in Iraq, though he incorrectly predicts the date as 2002. Unless… well, we'll wait and see, won't we?Now Hiring
Bartender. Mix all variety of drinks, serve beers with a quick smile and friendly expression. Listening a must, flipping bottles and spinning like in Cocktail a plus. Must know when to cut off Ramrod Hurley—immediately—and when to cut off Red Bagel—never, if you like your job.Top Reasons for Honking
| 1. | Air-horn busted |
| 2. | Thought I saw nipples |
| 3. | Rat-in-road! Rat-in-road! |
| 4. | Song needed a horn part |
| 5. | Lonely |
| 6. | That bumper sticker is right! |
| 7. | Fluent in Morse code and proud of it |
| 8. | Needed to clear path on sidewalk |
| 9. | I know that guy! |
| 10. | Because I can |
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