Milestones
1982: Rok Finger's scheduled sex change operation is cancelled when he's told the technology does not yet exist to change your sex from "Bone Dry in Death Valley" to "Gettin' Some."Now Hiring
Goofus. Extreme cosmic fuck-up needed to offset commune staff as a whole boatload of Gallants. Pratfalls a plus. Strike that: Apparently we already filled this position with some Pludd guy months ago. Thought he was just an office in-joke, sorry.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Tanks: Why Can't We Drive 'Em? |
| 2. | Apples: The Silent Killer |
| 3. | Suck It: the commune's Vacuum Cleaner Reviews |
| 4. | Uncle Macho's Boat Fire Gumbo |
| 5. | Critic's Corner: How You Personally Ruined Western Culture |
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