Milestones
1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.Now Hiring
Exotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.Top-Selling commune Paraphernalia
| 1. | the commune's Book on Tape: Everyone's favorite verbose classic War & Peace printed in tiny type on the non-sticky side of a roll of Scotch tap |
| 2. | The "I Sued the commune for Libel and All I Got Was This Lousy Mug" Mug |
| 3. | "Pin the Paternity Suit on Lil Duncan's Babydaddy" Home Game |
| 4. | Boris Utzov Guide of English Slang |
| 5. | Ivana Folger-Balzac. Please, somebody take Ivana Folger-Balzac. |
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