01/5/26
Peace, love and a penis
|   Rusty Klein Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy KleinQuote of the Day“There's more than one way to skin a cat. But only one reason: cat skin tacos.”-Emil the Lonely Chef Fortune 500 CookieYou will become unbearably wealthy this week, and pen a beautifully-written suicide note. Donkey meat tastes just like chicken, but don't leave the hooves on unless you want your dinner guests seriously freaking out on you. This week's lucky swear words: fafuck, dickfish, shatly, bitcheese, cashit, cabbageass, shitch.Try again later. Top 5 Pre-Rapture Activities
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.