Milestones
1821: Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua all gain independence, consequently leaving them ripe for U.S. corporate invasion and political meddling.Now Hiring
Mark Buckles is a Cockwad. Holy shit I don't believe we got that in print! Man, you were right, Sammy, they don't ever proofread this shit. This is better than that time we got "Mark Buckles sucks balls" on the CNN website poll.Top commune New Year's Resolutions
| 1. | Breakfast with Bagel |
| 2. | Boris. Proper English. 'Nuff Said. |
| 3. | Convince Ramrod Hurley that picture of Nelson Rockefeller has no religious significance |
| 4. | One news story with a verified fact in it |
| 5. | Finally finish off Ivan Nacutchacokov |
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