Milestones
1969: Red Bagel finds true calling when he stumbles on to faked moon landing being filmed in his local neighborhood YMCA.Now Hiring
Ring-Bearer. Seeking meek carrier of unholy evil, pure of heart and with will to accomplish impossible deed. Three references and two years of experience necessary, start at minimum wage.Top Shit That's on Fire Right Now
| 1. | Ted Ted's ulcer |
| 2. | Iraqi fireworks stand #5 |
| 3. | Lousy gag candles |
| 4. | Old love letters/most of Colorado |
| 5. | Salsa music. No, seriously. |
| 6. | Apparently some part of Bruce Springsteen |
| 7. | The sun. Pretty sure. |
| 8. | Richard Pryor-model Jiffy Pop |
| 9. | Dad? |
| 10. | You obviously lied about those being asbestos pants. |
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