Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.Top Cruel New Rumors
| 1. | Gay people can't whistle |
| 2. | Tennessee quarter shows state trooper harassing black motorist |
| 3. | French Stewart not actually French |
| 4. | Cats love vodka |
| 5. | Donald Trump is secret owner of McDonald's chain |
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