Milestones
1987: A practical joke backfires, resulting in Roland McShyster being put in charge of Orion Pictures.Now Hiring
Neighbor. Must be unpredictably silly and capable of conjuring up outlandish schemes week after week. Applicant will be judged based on appeal to uncreative mass audiences and spin-off potential. Non-white, homosexual a plus.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | How Do You Keep a Moron in Suspense? |
| 2. | Uncle Macho's Naked Lunch |
| 3. | Grenades Are from Granada and other Historical Nuggets |
| 4. | Raoul Dunkin: Pussyfoot |
| 5. | The Best of Wrinkly Raisin Breasts |
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