Milestones
1990: Red Bagel's dark vision of the future presented in lecture form at a local college predicts a war in Iraq, though he incorrectly predicts the date as 2002. Unless… well, we'll wait and see, won't we?Now Hiring
Bartender. Mix all variety of drinks, serve beers with a quick smile and friendly expression. Listening a must, flipping bottles and spinning like in Cocktail a plus. Must know when to cut off Ramrod Hurley—immediately—and when to cut off Red Bagel—never, if you like your job.Five Worst Blues Musicians Ever
| 1. | Blind, Deaf, and Handless Lemon Jefferson |
| 2. | Bi-Curious Wolf |
| 3. | Nude Québec Joe |
| 4. | Roberta "Can't Sing Worth a Shit" Jackson |
| 5. | Lightnin' Lawrence Welk |
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