Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Saved By the Bell: Tragedy in America's High Schools |
| 2. | Politics and Strange Bedfellows: Who's Sleeping With Farm Animals on Capitol Hill |
| 3. | Uncle Macho's Fried-Right-the-First-Time Beans |
| 4. | Mark McGwire's All-Nude Review |
| 5. | Prince: The Exclusive Interview With the Famous Recluse We Couldn't Get |
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