Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.Top Reasons Why You Couldn't Have Killed Your Dead Wife
| 1. | What, and miss the prime Christmas Eve fishing season? |
| 2. | Too busy having extramarital affair to plot murder |
| 3. | Pregnant wife-killing totally against religion |
| 4. | Ha. I wish! |
| 5. | Spirit too crushed from living with soulless bitch for years |
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