Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Bestselling Books
| 1. | The Tired Lawyer Concept John Grisham |
| 2. | Sexual Intercourse For Dummies Mitch Harvey |
| 3. | Networking For Assholes Kelly Ward |
| 4. | Spanish For the Impotent Dean Harmon |
| 5. | The Dysfunctional Family Who Could Not Suppress Their Problems For One Lousy Thanksgiving Rupert Baird |
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