Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.Top Frustrating Wi-Fi Dead Spots
| 1. | Flower bed outside ex-wife's bedroom window |
| 2. | Antarctica. Most of it. |
| 3. | Men's room at the zoo |
| 4. | Twilight Zone |
| 5. | Raging Waters: the whole goddamned theme park |
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