
Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy KleinMilestones1998: Omar Bricks pees off the world's largest man-made waterfall. Not really relevant to anything else, but still pretty cool.Now HiringYes Man. Agreeable sort needed to attend staff meetings and dilute the concentration of "Huh?" Men presently attending.Top 5 commune Features This Week| 1. | Choosing the Most Out-of-Date Pictures for Your Personal Ad | | 2. | Go Blind and Improve Your Piano Playing | | 3. | Toe Nails: America's Newest Tax Write-Off | | 4. | Uncle Macho's Something Dead Stew | | 5. | Salad Days: Three Days, 34 Trips Back to the Bar | |
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