Milestones
1994: Omar Bricks arrested after setting a statue of the Virgin Mary ablaze atop the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. Gets off on a technicality that goes down in legal history as the Proud Mary defenseNow Hiring
Flamenco Dancer. Leggy Latin beauty needed to, well, you know. And dance. Must be disease-free and light on the orthodontia. Garden hose-based qualifications a big plus. Mus- wait. Really? Then what the hell's flamenco?Top Selling commune Paraphernalia
| 1. | the commune's Book on Tape: Everyone's favorite verbose classic War & Peace printed in tiny type on the non-sticky side of a roll of Scotch tap |
| 2. | The "I Sued the commune for Libel and All I Got Was This Lousy Mug" Mug |
| 3. | "Pin the Paternity Suit on Lil Duncan's Babydaddy" Home Game |
| 4. | Boris Utzov Guide of English Slang |
| 5. | Ivana Folger-Balzac. Please, somebody take Ivana Folger-Balzac. |
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