Milestones
1985: Ramrod Hurley flim-flams his way into the studio for the recording of We Are the World. Though his subversive lyrics go unsung, Hurley's taser-induced squeal can be heard two minutes into the track, a sound previously attributed to Cyndi Lauper.Now Hiring
Conductor. General musical duties as expected: bossing around, waving arms, taking care of stick. Also needed to close gap in circuit between air conditioning unit and power main. Seeking an electric personality who loves going barefoot. Lack of close relatives or body hair a plus. Top More Things to Do With a Severed Finger
| 1. | Donate it to shop teachers in need |
| 2. | Really get your waiter's attention |
| 3. | Confuse the hell out of C.S.I. |
| 4. | Pick your friends and your nose |
| 5. | Dip it in gold; make yourself an "I'm # 1" award |
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