10/1/26
We'll put this sword away when you tell us where the monkey is
|   Rusty Klein Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy KleinQuote of the Day“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our capacity for customer service. Yes I'll hold.”-Elvin Einschwartz Fortune 500 CookieYou will find Love in a new job this week. Unfortunately it's Courtney Love, and she's your second-shift supervisor. Cheer up, it's not that nobody cares about you; it's just that nobody's willing to admit to it. Everyone's right: Your irrational hatred of the Chinese is starting to hurt your chopstick business. This week's lucky stars: Sirius, Orion, Omega 13, Pauley Shore.Try again later. Least Popular Summer Blockbusters
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.