Milestones
1750: Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in Amadeus, forever encourages us in our war with Crochet! magazine.Now Hiring
Stepchild. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I'm talking to you, you little shit. There ain't no law says I got to be nice to you just 'cause I'm knocking boots with your mom.Top Pants-Missing Explanations
| 1. | Busted out Hulk-style |
| 2. | Told one lie too many |
| 3. | Busted out Louie Anderson-style |
| 4. | What, aren't you hot? |
| 5. | Talked out of them by gay Casanova |
| 6. | Made ass look big |
| 7. | Donated to killer mandroid from future |
| 8. | Realized parachute pants went out of style in 1986 |
| 9. | Sat in ham |
| 10. | You kidding? Pants are so 2002 |
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