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01/27/26   
Yesterday's tomorrow… today!


Rusty Klein

Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy Klein










Milestones
1993: Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.
Now Hiring
Patsy. Must be willing to take the fall for numerous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.
Top 10 Deciding Issues for the Election
1.Germany's been getting cocky lately
2.Always vote for the guy who wins
3.President should be able to take a punch
4.Do I look fat in these jeans?
5.Search Iraq for WMD, OMD, and REM
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