Milestones
1962: Modesto-area commune publishes first newsletter on hand-recycled paper with pressed soybean inks, detailing member birthdays and a potluck sign-up. commune lawyers from the year 2015 sue retroactively for eventual copyright infringement, winning custody of 74 cots and a large clay poop trough.Now Hiring
Shaman. Duties to include spells, incantations, curing minor STDs, opening bridge to the dreamtime, relieving crushing boredom of modern life, answering general tax questions and serving as an occasional drug connection. Knoweldge of dentistry a plus.Most Troublesome Phrases for Adults Learning English
| 1. | Fuck, your mother! |
| 2. | I love hauling oats/I love Hall 'n Oates |
| 3. | I have subpoenas for your wife/I have some penis for your wife |
| 4. | The day goes by/The dagos buy |
| 5. | Each hit, they caught Zucker/Eat shit, gay cocksucker |
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