Milestones
1994: Omar Bricks arrested after setting a statue of the Virgin Mary ablaze atop the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. Gets off on a technicality that goes down in legal history as the Proud Mary defenseNow Hiring
Flamenco Dancer. Leggy Latin beauty needed to, well, you know. And dance. Must be disease-free and light on the orthodontia. Garden hose-based qualifications a big plus. Mus- wait. Really? Then what the hell's flamenco?Last 5 Places Saddam Hussein Was Hiding
| 1. | One of several elaborate underground tunnels theorized during first Gulf War |
| 2. | Baghdad Denny's, open 24 hours, breakfast anytime |
| 3. | Foreign film section of Alabama Blockbuster |
| 4. | Baby's momma house |
| 5. | Don Imus |
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