
Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy KleinMilestones1998: Omar Bricks pees off the world's largest man-made waterfall. Not really relevant to anything else, but still pretty cool.Now HiringYes Man. Agreeable sort needed to attend staff meetings and dilute the concentration of "Huh?" Men presently attending.Top Raoul Dunkin Nameplate Engravings| 1. | Excess Scrotal Flap | | 2. | Mr. Skids | | 3. | Fellator of Bono | | 4. | Living, Breathing Lung Chunk | | 5. | Abstract Barf | | 6. | The Dreaded Rear Admiral | | 7. | Charles Bronson Pinchot | | 8. | Prancing Machine | | 9. | Chowdermouth | | 10. | Latrine Archaeologist | |
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