Milestones
1998: Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoning commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel's haircut.Now Hiring
Taxi Driver. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.Top Reasons Chinese Protest Against Japan
| 1. | Lousy Japanese driving creates international stereotype against all Asians |
| 2. | Oppressive communist computer chips frequently mocked in Japan |
| 3. | Age-old rivalry involving some chick named Xiang Chao |
| 4. | China invented overpopulation; Japan just copying us |
| 5. | China jealous of slightly more freedom available in Japan |
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