Milestones
1954: November 11 is changed from Armistice Day to Veteran's Day to honor veterans of all wars, and mostly to prevent huge national embarrassment as Americans repeatedly fail to pronounce "armistice" correctly.Now Hiring
Play Director. Experienced Broadway/Off-Broadway veteran sought to bring life to boring old commune Thanksgiving production without mentioning syphilis and genocide. A good show will guarantee you a spot directing our multi-denominational Hanukkah-Ramadan-Christmas Kwanzaganza.Top 5 Other Hasselhof Home Videos
| 1. | Whoopsh!: Outtakes From the Drinking Videos |
| 2. | 5 hours straight of sucking in gut until a rib pops out |
| 3. | All-nude Batwatch starring some girls from the escort service |
| 4. | Intense argument with his car over who is the real star of Knight Rider |
| 5. | Imaginary non-German music awards show where Hasselhoff sweeps every category |
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