Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.Top 5 Other Hasselhof Home Videos
| 1. | Whoopsh!: Outtakes From the Drinking Videos |
| 2. | 5 hours straight of sucking in gut until a rib pops out |
| 3. | All-nude Batwatch starring some girls from the escort service |
| 4. | Intense argument with his car over who is the real star of Knight Rider |
| 5. | Imaginary non-German music awards show where Hasselhoff sweeps every category |
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