Milestones
1492: Christopher Columbus discovered America. Actually, it was Oct. 12, and it was really the Bahamas, so he discovered the Caribbean, and there were already lots of indigenous people there. All we know is the bank is closed today, so fuck the guy.Now Hiring
Buffalo Bill. We don't really have a lot of buffalo roaming around that need slaughtering or anything, but the copydesk tends to order large amounts of delivery buffalo wings and somebody has got to figure out who pays what when the guy shows up. Respond promptly, we hear a car out front.Most Troublesome Phrases for Adults Learning English
| 1. | Fuck, your mother! |
| 2. | I love hauling oats/I love Hall 'n Oates |
| 3. | I have subpoenas for your wife/I have some penis for your wife |
| 4. | The day goes by/The dagos buy |
| 5. | Each hit, they caught Zucker/Eat shit, gay cocksucker |
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