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07/17/26   
Time flies when you're timing flies


Rusty Klein

Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy Klein










Milestones
1982: Fred Connor born, grows up to lead successful rebellion against war of the machines in 2011. Or at least he would have been, if a Terminator hadn't successfully eliminated him from history, according to Research Editor Griswald Dreck.
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Good Terminator. Talking to Griswald Dreck has made us see the wisdom of employing a preventative Terminator security system, preferably a skilled Terminator robot who has been reprogrammed to protect commune staff members. No pay or retirement plans—yours is not to reason why, just to do and die.
Top 5 Reasons Facebook is Losing Users
1.My fucking parents are on Facebook
2.Cockbook siphoning away gay users
3.Fickle masses already moving on to next David Fincher movie craze, Pogs
4.Tiny fraction of Zuckerberg karma coming back on the installment plan
5.Facebook is retarded
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