Milestones
1978: Griswald Dreck's landmark third grade report "George Washington: Star of the Negro Leagues" creates a fervor in the classroom, leading to the firing of third grade teacher Anais Brockmiller and a thorough review of the state's history textbooks.Now Hiring
Eunuch. No job really, just sit around and answer questions about what it's like to be a eunuch. Maybe take a blow to the groin to no effect every once in a while to impress office visitors and guests. Talking in a Mickey Mouse voice might be kinda funny too.Top Selling commune Paraphernalia
| 1. | the commune's Book on Tape: Everyone's favorite verbose classic War & Peace printed in tiny type on the non-sticky side of a roll of Scotch tap |
| 2. | The "I Sued the commune for Libel and All I Got Was This Lousy Mug" Mug |
| 3. | "Pin the Paternity Suit on Lil Duncan's Babydaddy" Home Game |
| 4. | Boris Utzov Guide of English Slang |
| 5. | Ivana Folger-Balzac. Please, somebody take Ivana Folger-Balzac. |
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