Milestones
1921: Underground rumor begins that Lil Duncan, to be born in 50 years, will like the kinky stuff.Now Hiring
Deaf Mute. Duties include standing around, accepting blame for assorted office mishaps, and listening to Ramrod Hurley's stories about the one time he went fishing. Antidepressant prescription a plus.How Did Rat Poison Get in Food for Dogs & Cats?
| 1. | Particularly sly British mouse known only as Nigel |
| 2. | Adult illiteracy: Secret shame of the pet food industry |
| 3. | Turned back for one minute; Islamic fundamentalists cats & dogs go shithouse on production line |
| 4. | Mislabeled bags were manufactured for special Ted Nugent brand of pet food |
| 5. | One man determined to get the fucking dog to play dead already |
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