Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.Top Cruel New Rumors
| 1. | Gay people can't whistle |
| 2. | Tennessee quarter shows state trooper harassing black motorist |
| 3. | French Stewart not actually French |
| 4. | Cats love vodka |
| 5. | Donald Trump is secret owner of McDonald's chain |
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