Milestones
2002: Poet Violet Tiara turns 16 and is a little disappointed by her gift of a Saturn when she had been hoping for a hammock of moonbeams or a tumor full of love.Now Hiring
Director of Office Security. Traditional ideas of increasing manpower and investigating odd events not necessary. Must be able to design colorful charts and randomly pick levels of security intensity.
Most Misunderstood Nirvana Songs
| 1. | Smells Like Clean Spearmint |
| 2. | Race Me |
| 3. | Come as You Barf |
| 4. | Small Pathologies |
| 5. | Harp-Shaped Fox |
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