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06/30/26   
The next last big thing


Rusty Klein

Once again George Bush has proven that Democrats excel at domestic issues while the Republicans falter. Blowing the budget surplus on a minor tax break made him popular for a little while, but we've wasted our budget surplus before hitting on hard times with the current recession—which is what a budget surplus should be saved for. — Professor Jeremy Klein










Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.
Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.
Top Recent Mother Mary Appearances
1.Wad of wet toilet paper, Gas station restroom floor, Houston TX
2.Numerous, Mother Mary's Gift Shop, Albuquerque NM
3.Fur pattern on Dalmatian's ass, Kingley OK
4.Burrito Del Maria, Taco Bell Extra Value Menu
5.Mary, Mary, ABC Thursdays
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