Milestones
1965: commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term "Dingleberry" at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.Now Hiring
Doormat. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.Hottest Christmas Toy Fads
| 1. | Dolly Pees N' Downloads |
| 2. | PEZac Anti-Depressant Candies |
| 3. | Bloodbung IV for Gamecube |
| 4. | Golidie2k2 Robotic Goldfish |
| 5. | Virtual Bike Training Wheels Disc |
| 6. | West Nile Elmo |
| 7. | FunFree Learn-o-station |
| 8. | Britney Spears' Diaphragm Madness |
| 9. | Bob the Builder with Catcall Voice Chip |
| 10. | Collect or Die Trading Card "Game" |
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