Milestones
1962: Modesto-area commune publishes first newsletter on hand-recycled paper with pressed soybean inks, detailing member birthdays and a potluck sign-up. commune lawyers from the year 2015 sue retroactively for eventual copyright infringement, winning custody of 74 cots and a large clay poop trough.Now Hiring
Shaman. Duties to include spells, incantations, curing minor STDs, opening bridge to the dreamtime, relieving crushing boredom of modern life, answering general tax questions and serving as an occasional drug connection. Knoweldge of dentistry a plus.Top 5 Michael Jackson Trial Revelations
| 1. | Sleeping with children in your bed only huge moral quaqmire—not illegal |
| 2. | Elephant Man bones were delicious |
| 3. | "Thriller" song autobiographical |
| 4. | Body almost 78% artificial ingredients |
| 5. | Jackson himself a delusional product of being raised in the spotlight; middle name Joseph |
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