Milestones
2002: Office prick and former Acting-Editor Ramrod Hurley successfully turns 30, leading us on an endless week-long binge of bitching, moaning, and strange acts of vandalism we hope not to repeat this year.Now Hiring
Big Fat Patsy. 'Cause we're not taking the rap for this, see. We must look like a real all-day sucker to you, yeah, a sucker, with a big fat wrapper. Boy, should we have seen it coming! Played like a two-bit piano from day one. Backstabbing dames need not apply.Best-Selling Video Games
| 1. | Grand Theft Ottoman |
| 2. | The Al Qaeda Flight Simulator |
| 3. | Rockabilly Jeopardy |
| 4. | Jerry Seinfeld's X-Treme Game About Nothing |
| 5. | Final Fantasy XI: Judy and Audrey Landers |
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