Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Chubby Checker: American Icon |
| 2. | Uncle Macho's Holiday Chitlins |
| 3. | 20 Questions: The Staff of Fangoria Magazine |
| 4. | Scared Straight: The Anne Heche Story |
| 5. | Critics' Corner: Films for Homies |
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