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1812: Some kind of war of note happened, probably involving some big shot historical guys. People waved their dicks around and shouted, most likely.Now Hiring
Bitchin' Ninja. Ass-kicking ninja needed for sword-swallowing, punching through solid rock, hiding underwater for days at a time, providing tactical superiority over other online news-magazines, cosmetics consultations, brick-laying, snowboarding out of airplanes, cooking delicious soufflés, cowering foes with a steely glare, and taxidermy. Mystical world-view a plus.Top Eric Rudolph Hiding Places
| 1. | Rabbit's house. |
| 2. | Worked at an Arby's for a while. |
| 3. | Inside Laura Bush's vagina. |
| 4. | Star of an ABC sitcom. |
| 5. | North Carolina. Nobody ever looks there. |
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