Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.John Kerry's Vision for America
| 1. | Americans shouldn't be despised everywhere abroad; only France |
| 2. | Health care for each and every American with insurance |
| 3. | A chicken in every pot, and pot for everyone without a chicken |
| 4. | Make Affleck and J-Lo realize they're still in love |
| 5. | Sterilize all Bush males |
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