Milestones
1858: 26th president and idol of Red Bagel Teddy Roosevelt is born, only a month before Bagel's birth. We know technically this is impossible, but we didn't get cushy date-checking jobs by questioning the big man.Now Hiring
Bounced Czech. Resume and references not necessary, any Czechoslovakian expatriate thrown out of a club will do. True, we don't really have any job for such a person to occupy, but wouldn't it be funny to say we have a bounced Czech on staff? Think about it.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Hot Girls Overdressed |
| 2. | Star Wars Ep. 3 Secrets Ruined |
| 3. | Uncle Macho's Fuel-Injected Spinach Balls |
| 4. | Elton John: Way Too Many Teeth? |
| 5. | Love and Other Outright Lies |
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