Milestones
1987: A practical joke backfires, resulting in Roland McShyster being put in charge of Orion Pictures.Now Hiring
Neighbor. Must be unpredictably silly and capable of conjuring up outlandish schemes week after week. Applicant will be judged based on appeal to uncreative mass audiences and spin-off potential. Non-white, homosexual a plus.Favorite Porn Names
| 1. | Titty Titty Gangbang |
| 2. | Bridgette Fonda Fucking |
| 3. | Truck Schtooper |
| 4. | Misty Sizzler |
| 5. | Chase Winsock |
| 6. | Mr. Creamjeans |
| 7. | Murph "Family-Size" Sausage |
| 8. | Jeff the Sack |
| 9. | Jizzabelle |
| 10. | Tasty Bummer |
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