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1749: At this site, in 1749, nothing happened.Now Hiring
Bag Man. Some kind of illegal-parcel-delivering hobo needed to transport sensitive packages and sleep in our dumpster. Five years dumpster-sleeping experience required. Keeping your big mouth shut skills a plus.Top 5 Ways for a Fantatic to Honor Favorite Musician
| 1. | Break into house; masturbate in the bathtub. |
| 2. | Nothing says "I love you" like your name in scar tissue |
| 3. | Dress like Hootie. Talk like Hootie. Be Hootie. |
| 4. | What the fuck—kill him so he can never make any more wonderful music. |
| 5. | Talk loudly at parties about how much better his early work was. |
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