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1983: Reporter Raoul Dunkin begins down the long road of abandoning teams when things get rough, quitting a dodgeball match due to some minor bone fracturing.Now Hiring
You. Seeking dedicated, hard-working you of moderate intelligence to engage in commune reading, web-surfing, and other you-centered activities. Payment and benefits to be based on experience.Worst-Selling Wireless Devices
| 1. | Sir Flush-a-Lot |
| 2. | The SpayMaster |
| 3. | "Look Ma, No Hands" Harpoon Gift Set |
| 4. | Salad Euthanizer |
| 5. | The Mysterious Ouijigenie |
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