Milestones
1983: Reporter Raoul Dunkin begins down the long road of abandoning teams when things get rough, quitting a dodgeball match due to some minor bone fracturing.Now Hiring
You. Seeking dedicated, hard-working you of moderate intelligence to engage in commune reading, web-surfing, and other you-centered activities. Payment and benefits to be based on experience.Top Reasons Chinese Protest Against Japan
| 1. | Lousy Japanese driving creates international stereotype against all Asians |
| 2. | Oppressive communist computer chips frequently mocked in Japan |
| 3. | Age-old rivalry involving some chick named Xiang Chao |
| 4. | China invented overpopulation; Japan just copying us |
| 5. | China jealous of slightly more freedom available in Japan |
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