Milestones
2000: Ramrod Hurley is hired as a commune correspondent after the failure of his startup internet company, www.poopoftheday.com.Now Hiring
Extras. Positions available for extras in Boogie Nights 2. Minimum wage, lunch provided as well as SAG credit. Full frontal nudity required, well-endowed equipment or prosthetics a plus. Top 5 Reasons You Won't Have to Kick Around the commune For Anymore
| 1. | It’s expensive to run state of the art website and Dippin’ Dots franchise at the same time |
| 2. | You assholes simply refused to spell our name appropriately in lowercase letters |
| 3. | All of this was for date with girl at Blockbuster; she don’t work there no more |
| 4. | Less writing and online publishing leaves more time to hang out at coffee shop writing thinly veiled autobiographic novel |
| 5. | You never loved us |
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