Milestones
1983: Night Ranger releases seminal hit Sister Christian, inspiring the unfortunate tone-deaf singalong by Ivan Nacutchacokov that resulted in his lifetime Greyhound bus ban.Now Hiring
Cowboy Bebop. Not really sure what this is, to be honest, but Red Bagel telegrammed to demand we hire one. Two if they come in a matched set. So there you go.Top 5 Issues for Next Supreme Court
| 1. | Official legal definition of "fucked up" |
| 2. | Arrange long-awaited challenge of man versus beast |
| 3. | Discount a minimum of ten urban legends |
| 4. | Settle this Lindsey Lohan-Hilary Duff feud once and for all |
| 5. | Reverse hundreds of years of progress |
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