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|  Spastic Gastric Functionby Violet Tiara   November 25, 2002 "Spastic Gastric Function"
is the social event of the year, bathe your Clydesdales in lite beer... Homeo-apathy as a viable career? Flaccid pansies? I'd eat them gladly. Anteaters play clarinets, from the trunks of blue corvettes, the gentlemen have placed their bets. Take your chances on pairs of pantses that look lovely when they're nuzzled between the ass cheeks of male models who suck the rubber tit of baby bottles. Terrorists? Don't act so pissed, just because your country's all full of sand. Think sand castles all across the land! Everyone's a king until the crabs attack. The earth cries, the French fries have eyes and legs. Holy shit McDonalds on acid! There's a tarantula with Velcro knees, George Bush honking on the Japanese. Rubbery dumplings shit out the ass of mumbling somethings, green are their eyes but they only say one thing: "Hello can I take your order?" Ronald please, no angry cow disease for me. I'll have the salad, plain as Jane, and please hold the holes in my brain. The world's a kaleidoscope not an Al-Qaidascope and we all try to hope we'll live long enough to elope, a wedding in mauve and taupe with incontinents jumping rope. Or at least a back-seat grope with some kind of hot-ass guru or something we met at the Spastic Gastric Function. Quote of the Day“It is a wise man who makes a career of providing quotes, for the dollar-to-word ratio is fantastic. Eat your heart out, novelists.”-Beenjammin Lynn-Frank Fortune 500 CookieYou! In the yellow shirt! You’re going to have an awful week. Move along now. This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, but your lifetime ban from the municipal aquarium still applies. Those repressed childhood memories you’ve been having about animal abuse and a shady-looking construction site? That was Donkey Kong. Try eating something with at least 17 letters in it this week: mailboxes and Alpha-Bits don’t count. Your lucky dong accessories: ornaments, jingle bells, argyle cock sock, festive wreath, racing stripe, spare donut.Try again later. Top 5 Reasons Facebook is Losing Users
 The Spell of My Love T is for the time we spend, each day like a minute going too fast; H is for the heart I give, for the love inside I have gladly amassed; O is for the order, my life is my own with you in it; N is for the nurturing, because you my... (11/11/02) TV REPAIR Fat patterns pulsing in stitches of static erratic and plastic, the spastic display. With a bang and a kick and a "cheap motherfucker!" an emergency side-slapping repair is performed. The picture then jittered and shimmied and quivered then... (10/28/02) Claw A quick short walk to the beach you wear your blue bikini blue like my heart blue like my teardrops and almost I can see the nipples your boobs, not my heart or teardrops We walk, hand in hand and one more hand like the hand of... (10/14/02)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.