![]() The Spell of My Loveby Richard Stooter ![]() ![]() November 11, 2002 T is for the time we spend,
each day like a minute going too fast; H is for the heart I give, for the love inside I have gladly amassed; O is for the order, my life is my own with you in it; N is for the nurturing, because you my growth knows no limits; G is for the giving, I'll give until all there is is gone; Together it spells thong, won't you at least try it on? I swear I just want to see you wear it once. You put it on, you never know, you might even like it. I don't see why you won't even try it on. It doesn't mean you're a skank or nothing. Just to spice things up, come on, I'm begging you. I just want to see how it looks and maybe take a few pictures. Quote of the Day“1.327493 is the loneliest number. Technically.”-Inglebert Thomas, Professor of Mathematics Fortune 500 CookieYou will quit smoking, but only in hospital nurseries. One step at a time, baby. You will finally lose that unwanted 50 pounds, thanks to a fortuitous kidnapping. The bank won't be your only withdrawal this week, drugnuts. You will believe everything you read.Try again later. Most Painful Music Lawsuits
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