State of the Union Jackby D.J. Mac Factor ![]() July 22, 2002 Random parables are wearable
surf sluts speak of Sarin gas like a bubble from Hitler's ass America's flying at half-mast Conspirators eat beer and s'mores while Dutch elves poison naked bears nobody cares what the emperor wears as long as he curtsies when he swears Ugly duckling nipple-suckling foreigners with blonde toupees cheering for the Oakland A's suffering through their own malaise The end is near, the beer is here wise up, rise up and get busy concubines will make you dizzy avoid them when they're in a tizzy Omar Bricks get the chicks Rok Finger gets the underage cripples When Bagel moves his ass ripples Lil gets down like Mr. Whipple Whatup, shutup bitch be a cut-up you can't play Bach on a busted up cello Bush ain't even black when he plays Othello best to be mellow like your ass was yellow. Milestones2001: Bogus office psychic Mazie the chicken predicts radical arab terrorists will attack giant silver towers and a military stronghold on Sept. 10th. An angry Red Bagel eventually takes away her predictions column.Now HiringNanny. Traditional English dress and accent required, none of that rough Brooklyn flower bullshit. Strong musical training and good voice a must. Should be able to rhyme easily, even if only creating nonsensical words in most of songs. We provide spoonfuls of sugar and medicine, as well as company umbrella. Three references needed.Least Popular |
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