Drink a Toast to the Liverby Jay Salinas ![]() May 13, 2002 Consider once
The lonely liver Liver of a life deemed lower By those organs hip and trendy Who might be smaller or more bendy Consider twice The noble liver Throbbing like a might river Toiling in the depths and murky When we drink too much Wild Turkey Consider thrice The liver proper Filtering out those vodka poppers The Benzadrine, horse tranquilizers Of all the organs, you're the Kaiser Consider thrice plus one The liver's big day in the sun Scooped up from where it's confined Carefully with my guts aligned A new liver, mine all mine! Consider five times The shitty liver Life sustaining Indian-giver Takes a lick and craps right out Candy-assed, without a doubt Consider six times, once again This over-rated cream puff organ Share with me a round or three Have a drink in memory Of the sixth new liver That pussed out on me. Quote of the Day“The day destroys the night, the night divides the day, carry the four, times the weekend, round up from seven, and: Presto! 14. Not sure what that means, I'll get back to you next album.”-Gin Orbison Fortune 500 CookieMonkeys and live electrical wire are a bad combo for you this week. Try combing your hair with a rake—hey, maybe those jokers were right. You will quit smoking this week, and upgrade to the syringe. Don't take any shit from the crippled, elderly, or the extremely weak: pretty much anybody you can get your girlfriend to beat up. This week's lucky burritos: Refried Revenge, Chock-Full- O-Olives, The Grand Mal, Nuthin-But-Sour- Cream, El Sleeping Bag, Someone Beaned My Ass Tonight.Try again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
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