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|  Drink a Toast to the Liverby Jay Salinas   May 13, 2002 Consider once
The lonely liver Liver of a life deemed lower By those organs hip and trendy Who might be smaller or more bendy Consider twice The noble liver Throbbing like a might river Toiling in the depths and murky When we drink too much Wild Turkey Consider thrice The liver proper Filtering out those vodka poppers The Benzadrine, horse tranquilizers Of all the organs, you're the Kaiser Consider thrice plus one The liver's big day in the sun Scooped up from where it's confined Carefully with my guts aligned A new liver, mine all mine! Consider five times The shitty liver Life sustaining Indian-giver Takes a lick and craps right out Candy-assed, without a doubt Consider six times, once again This over-rated cream puff organ Share with me a round or three Have a drink in memory Of the sixth new liver That pussed out on me. Quote of the Day“A little bad taste is like a dash of paprika. A lot of bad taste, like a grinder full of cayenne pepper. And doing that annoying Cajun guy impression while doing anything—well, that's just beyond bad taste.”-Dirty Parkbench Fortune 500 CookieIn the annals of history, there has always been one man who laughs uncontrollably whenever someone says "annals"—that's your legacy. Turn up the heat this week, 'cause that fucking turkey has been in the oven since Saturday. If you can't beat them, join them, and show them what real losers they are for accepting you into the group. Lucky bastards this week are Tom Monroe, Pete Gelbart, Judy Simon, and that son you're pretty sure is living in Winnipeg now.Try again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
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