![]() The Ricklesby Violet Tiara ![]() ![]() April 29, 2002 The Rickles like tickles
and pickles and pee. The Zicklers are sticklers for conformity. The Mounces eat rayguns, the Olaffs smoke brie, Where did they all come from? Beats the crap out of me. I once wed a Shloopa 'neath the Caspian moon, He wooed me with riddles and Caspian tunes, His body was tattooed with Caspian runes, He would have been perfect, 'cept he came too soon. An Arkk in the dark is a dangerous thing, And you would just melt to hear a Velt sing, Leave the phone alone, should a Krooka-crap ring, Or you might soon find your own butt in a sling. These things I tell you, not to be bossy, But rather to guide you like Velma Van Vossy, Betwixt creatures who's features are subtle and strange, A tour through the sewer, your mind it may change. A Ming is a thing who's mind is quite blank A Frink likes to think, and it smells like a tank A Broward's a coward, if I must be frank But if you don't want trouble: address it by rank. "But this is all make-believe!" I hear you protest as you creep over a Rooka-loop nest Though you are doubtful, I heed you: be wary The ones that bite are all imaginary. Quote of the Day“Yours is not to question why, yadda yadda yadda, just jump out of the goddamned plane already.”-Corporal "D-Wipe" Heisenhouser Fortune 500 CookieLet me be the first to say: Elastic Grandmacraps. You can run but you can't hide, and that's why you never got the Hide 'N Seek scholarship to Brown you had your hopes set on. Your character of Jasper the Friendly Goat will garner you the attention you've long desired this week, but will be much more of the legal variety than you had intended. This week's lucky animal cookies: dog, penguin, June bug, Oreo.Try again later. Top 5 Other Hasselhof Home Videos
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