12/1/25
3 days since a work-related accident
|  Naomi, I Moanby Ray Manatino   April 1, 2002 A slut nixes sex in Tulsa --
"Sex at noon taxes." Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live, Pull up if I pull up! Dammit, I'm mad! Dennis and Edna sinned! Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Don't nod, Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver -- Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil -- Murder for a jar of red rum. Red rum, sir, is murder! I'm, alas, a salami… Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard… Do geese see god? We panic in a pew. Niagara, O roar again. Dammit, I'm mad! "Naomi," I moan... Quote of the Day“'Tis a far, far better thing I do today than I have ever done… in fact, where I'm from, I'm kind of known as an asshole.”-Cute Little Dickens Fortune 500 CookieRemember to clean your ears—a friend of ours died from not doing that, no shit. What time is it? Half-past beer-thirty. Always never forget to quit being scared to not ask questions.Try again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.