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|  Naomi, I Moanby Ray Manatino   April 1, 2002 A slut nixes sex in Tulsa --
"Sex at noon taxes." Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live, Pull up if I pull up! Dammit, I'm mad! Dennis and Edna sinned! Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Don't nod, Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver -- Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil -- Murder for a jar of red rum. Red rum, sir, is murder! I'm, alas, a salami… Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard… Do geese see god? We panic in a pew. Niagara, O roar again. Dammit, I'm mad! "Naomi," I moan... Quote of the Day“How many roads must a man walk down before someone will give him a fucking ride? What, do I look like a serial killer or something? Blow me in the wind, buddy.”-Zimm Bobberman Fortune 500 CookieHere comes another lecture on the same old tax-and-spend bullshit, courtesy your butler. Quit picking at it and maybe it wouldn't get infected. Who beefed? Details inside. Better save that big comeback tour until after you've had at least one hit song.Try again later. Funniest Fake Names Read Aloud on Nightline
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.