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|  Naomi, I Moanby Ray Manatino   April 1, 2002 A slut nixes sex in Tulsa --
"Sex at noon taxes." Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live, Pull up if I pull up! Dammit, I'm mad! Dennis and Edna sinned! Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Don't nod, Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver -- Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil -- Murder for a jar of red rum. Red rum, sir, is murder! I'm, alas, a salami… Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard… Do geese see god? We panic in a pew. Niagara, O roar again. Dammit, I'm mad! "Naomi," I moan... Milestones1988: Red Bagel's screenplay based on the cover up of the Challenger disaster is rejected for production and accused of being plagiarized from Tootsie.Now HiringRib Sandwich. Tasty barbecue rib sandwich, no experience required, must be available noon today. If position works out, could invite you back every week and some weekends. Please contact Ned Nedmiller at the commune.Top Cruel New Rumors
 Bummer Silent ducks are deafening Kansas in the crapper Can you burn an effigy While plugging in the clapper? Loneliness is like a shoe Or maybe like a beaver Kind of wish that waitress chick Had chose me over Stever. People stand and look at... (3/18/02) Have You Ever Loved? Have you ever loved like the whistling wind of a barn swallow's nostril-hole? Have you ever lived like a merchant prince on quiche and curry dumplings? I think not. Have you ever stared into the face of time like a fearless mutant... (3/4/02) Elephant Wings An elephant is a beast With tiny wings, to say the least. By tiny wings, I mean so small Some would say elephants have none at all. Nor would they claim that it's mouth hangs All menacing with silver fangs. And few would say That... (2/18/02)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.