07/23/26
Your very own shallow grave
|  Naomi, I Moanby Ray Manatino   April 1, 2002 A slut nixes sex in Tulsa --
"Sex at noon taxes." Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live, Pull up if I pull up! Dammit, I'm mad! Dennis and Edna sinned! Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Don't nod, Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver -- Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil -- Murder for a jar of red rum. Red rum, sir, is murder! I'm, alas, a salami… Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard… Do geese see god? We panic in a pew. Niagara, O roar again. Dammit, I'm mad! "Naomi," I moan... Milestones1858: 26th president and idol of Red Bagel Teddy Roosevelt is born, only a month before Bagel's birth. We know technically this is impossible, but we didn't get cushy date-checking jobs by questioning the big man.Now HiringBounced Czech. Resume and references not necessary, any Czechoslovakian expatriate thrown out of a club will do. True, we don't really have any job for such a person to occupy, but wouldn't it be funny to say we have a bounced Czech on staff? Think about it.Worst-Selling Meat Alternatives
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.